24/7 electricity
No Face me I slap you.....
Good Roads
Fine girls with good shape unlike our pot belly sisters .... lol...

Uhnnn?

there are too many mosquitos in Nigeria

My number one reason to travel outside this country is because I learnt it from my president

Not true

Witchcraft reach abroad bro.Even some of the people living abroad came with it (witch )

jeffucee10:
24/7 electricity
No Face me I slap you.....
Good Roads
[size=18pt]Fine girls with good shape unlike our pot belly sisters ....[/size] lol...

zikIPE:


Hello everybody,
today, we're going to discuss why Nigerians don't like Nigeria. It's hardly a secret that any Nigerian, if given the oppourtunity would jump on the next available flight out of the country. So i decided to outline a few of the reasons why i think this is so.
1. Better standard of living we all know that the economy of our dear country is not in commendable form. This has caused a lot of families to live on less than 1$ daily. In america, you can fill yourself up with junk food for a whole day and save the rest of your money.....or so i've heard
2. Education system well, this needs little or no explanation. I'm quite sure that it's only in Nigeria that we have 22 year olds still at home waiting to pass JAMB- That's when they manage to pass WAEC. And eventually, if JAMB lets you go, Post UTME will make you celebrate your 23rd birthday at home. But in other countries, your admission is stress free and their teaching methods/equipment are state of the art. Nuff said.
3. Bragging rights in Nigeria, once you tell someone you've been abroad, you get exclusive VIP treatment. I think this can be attributed to the low self esteem possessed by most Nigerians. They don't even care if the abroad is Togo, Niger or Somalia. To them, abroad is abroad.
4. Village witches and last but not least on my list( i didn't do that intentionally ) is the village witches. Outside Nigeria is the only place i know their wicked hands can't reach you. I've never heard of anyone dying of mysterious causes in America.
Add Yours at this point, i take a bow and step behind the curtains while y'all help me complete it.

omo don't blame us who no like better thing.

zikIPE:


Hello everybody,
today, we're going to discuss why Nigerians don't like Nigeria. It's hardly a secret that any Nigerian, if given the oppourtunity would jump on the next available flight out of the country. So i decided to outline a few of the reasons why i think this is so.
1. Better standard of living we all know that the economy of our dear country is not in commendable form. This has caused a lot of families to live on less than 1$ daily. In america, you can fill yourself up with junk food for a whole day and save the rest of your money.....or so i've heard
2. Education system well, this needs little or no explanation. I'm quite sure that it's only in Nigeria that we have 22 year olds still at home waiting to pass JAMB- That's when they manage to pass WAEC. And eventually, if JAMB lets you go, Post UTME will make you celebrate your 23rd birthday at home. But in other countries, your admission is stress free and their teaching methods/equipment are state of the art. Nuff said.
3. Bragging rights in Nigeria, once you tell someone you've been abroad, you get exclusive VIP treatment. I think this can be attributed to the low self esteem possessed by most Nigerians. They don't even care if the abroad is Togo, Niger or Somalia. To them, abroad is abroad.
4. Village witches and last but not least on my list( i didn't do that intentionally ) is the village witches. Outside Nigeria is the only place i know their wicked hands can't reach you. I've never heard of anyone dying of mysterious causes in America.
Add Yours at this point, i take a bow and step behind the curtains while y'all help me complete it.

You forgot to add; No jungle justice, good roads, 24 hrs power supply, you can go anywhere at any hour of the day, you can call the police and they will be there in 5 min, and lastly, you can do or be whatever you want to be. All you have to do is imagine it.

I prefer to even stay for Ghana to nigeria

RedCapChief:
No. 4 is correct. Juju can't travel across the Atlantic

iffa hear......them go carry UE file give oversea witch....na only fit save n holiness

makingsense:
Nigeria is still the best PLANET to live.

.

Keep Dreaming bro... UntilJesus.com

zikIPE:


Hello everybody,
today, we're going to discuss why Nigerians don't like Nigeria. It's hardly a secret that any Nigerian, if given the oppourtunity would jump on the next available flight out of the country. So i decided to outline a few of the reasons why i think this is so.
1. Better standard of living we all know that the economy of our dear country is not in commendable form. This has caused a lot of families to live on less than 1$ daily. In america, you can fill yourself up with junk food for a whole day and save the rest of your money.....or so i've heard
2. Education system well, this needs little or no explanation. I'm quite sure that it's only in Nigeria that we have 22 year olds still at home waiting to pass JAMB- That's when they manage to pass WAEC. And eventually, if JAMB lets you go, Post UTME will make you celebrate your 23rd birthday at home. But in other countries, your admission is stress free and their teaching methods/equipment are state of the art. Nuff said.
3. Bragging rights in Nigeria, once you tell someone you've been abroad, you get exclusive VIP treatment. I think this can be attributed to the low self esteem possessed by most Nigerians. They don't even care if the abroad is Togo, Niger or Somalia. To them, abroad is abroad.
4. Village witches and last but not least on my list( i didn't do that intentionally ) is the village witches. Outside Nigeria is the only place i know their wicked hands can't reach you. I've never heard of anyone dying of mysterious causes in America.
Add Yours at this point, i take a bow and step behind the curtains while y'all help me complete it.

Village witch kook my br other.

On point

Dubai on my mind.... #singing, eyin oyinbo ewa fun mi ni visa Ilu yi shu mi ewa fun mi ni visa ebi yii porju ewa fun mi ni visa kin Ma ku ooooo lol......

op your village witches are learners. My village witches can reach anywhere. as you're thinking of going to England or anywhere, they're already there waiting for you.

3&4 though

Who no like this?

Here I don't pay for any girl when on date or in clubs they pay for themselves
I pay for mine and sometimes they pay for me
But Nigerian ladies here
Forming like they don't shit
Dats how one is asking for credit

guttentag:
Nigeria women can form unlike other exposed women outside 9ja

lol

GreenWhiteGreen:
Niggas hustling online and spending $$ here in Nigeria. I see no reason traveling abroad aside for advanced studies . May dollars and pounds continue to increase.

Show d way bros.

lol,op who tell u say witches no dey travel?dey will travel all d way from naija to go destroy pple's life

LACK OF ELECTRICITY: only for nigeria that u can not see light for weeks then tell me how u want us to succeed


LACK OF GOOD ROAD: Only nigeria u will see some states so rough no brigde gutter but they prefered to make FCT city of county

jeffucee10:


Keep Dreaming bro... UntilJesus.com

Baba come and live here and laugh away ur sorrows even in pain

Rajosh:
op your village witches are learners. My village witches can reach anywhere. as you're thinking of going to England or anywhere, they're already there waiting for you.

You need TB Joshua to free you from their bondage ....thank me lata

lekjons:
i can't live abroad(green card wahala, racists here and there, terrible jobs, you have to be showing your green card to police at every checkpoint, Donald Trump wahala still dey for reserve.. on top wetin), i can only go to make money! there's no place that can be fun like home!!

Tell these lies to your village clan, don't come on a public forum where u have enlightened individuals to spew such rubbish.

i believe "Bragging right"


is the main reason....others are for none Nigerians

RichYoungNigga:
The reasons Why we Nigerians live abroad are.
1. We want uninterrupted electricity ( For 10 years now, i haven't seen electricity go off for just 2 minutes)
2. We won't be treated differently because we are poor or not so rich.
3. The police don't manhandle us
4. Good roads (I haven't seen a gutter or an open rain drainage in 10 years)
5. Human Rights (We can take Bill Gates, Rick Ross to court and still win) can you take Dangote to court in Nigeria and win your case ??
6. There is law and orderliness (You can use a siren or get preferential treatment because you're rich) you must obey the law or you pay heavily.
7. Free education(no ASUU strike) and health care.
8.We make good money (A janitor, Bus driver earns what a Nigerian bank manager earn in one month in just 2 weeks

9. Everything works.
10. Life is good

Finally someone telling the truth

makingsense:


Baba come and live here and laugh away ur sorrows even in pain

I left my sorrows and pains in Nigeria long ago.. Now na jolly jolly i dey for my new found home...

OP people don't die anyhow the only problem we have in Nigeria is lot of people don't eat right, exercise and visit doctors. We only visit the clinic when we are very sick. F1 aka witch has no boundary. They can delete anyone who is not on Baba God's side, if the person like make he or she jand go Pluto

[right][/right] op your head there.....