Lol lol I'm guilty!!

Saronna:
Lol lol I'm guilty!!

MrCork:

Saronna:
Lol lol I'm guilty!!

...ok..so you loookin for man on nairaland but pretend like you not into man unless you want man...correct?

MrCork:



...ok..so you loookin for man on nairaland but pretend like you not into man unless you want man...correct?

Ur not gonna ruin my mood tonight , go find you another thread. Bye!

Lolzz...ok...so op needs a guy but if the guy cums..she be lyk"m sorry..wrong girl..nd if the guys gets anoda chik"she be lyk..cnt you joke again

Anything with fanny is complicated.

Saronna:



Ur not gonna ruin my mood tonight , go find you another thread. Bye!

...why do you vex every time they expose you.....IF you want me...ask nicely! (IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE )

For my bros out there, to understand women, always read the manual. Don't be like this guy:

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child
processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in
the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself
into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me,
please!!!

Thanks,

Joe


Tech Support response:

Dear Joe:

This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.

If you try that, some hidden operating files within your system would cause
Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.

It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.

Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings Alimony/Child Support,"

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. I am thinking of having Wife 1.0 installed
myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for fault and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.

In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
before the operating system will return to normal.

The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.

Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

TruthHurts1:
For my bros out there, to understand women, always read the manual. Don't be like this guy:

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child
processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in
the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself
into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me,
please!!!

Thanks,

Joe


Tech Support response:

Dear Joe:

This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.

If you try that, some hidden operating files within your system would cause
Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.

It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.

Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings Alimony/Child Support,"

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. I am thinking of having Wife 1.0 installed
myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for fault and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.

In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
before the operating system will return to normal.

The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.

Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

lmao...intruder alert, short skirt secretary 3.3: ERROR/. System subject to crash

TruthHurts1:
For my bros out there, to understand women, always read the manual. Don't be like this guy:

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child
processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in
the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself
into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me,
please!!!

Thanks,

Joe


Tech Support response:

Dear Joe:

This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.

If you try that, some hidden operating files within your system would cause
Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.

It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.

Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings Alimony/Child Support,"

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. I am thinking of having Wife 1.0 installed
myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for fault and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.

In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
before the operating system will return to normal.

The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.

Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

Ehhh, women don suffer 4 NL

it's nice to be complicated... let these men crack the codes...


Only those who are patients & followed us without any questions can crack the code

that's what makes women, women!

sometimes I think its sweet when a lady decides to be complicated
I'd b like...that her feminine side