Many things guys base marital decisions
upon are very funny and a times; foolish
things.These has led many guys into a life-
time of regret .Let’s examine and burst
them one by one:

1: Curve: they ask, is she figure 8?If you
marry her for her figure 8, will she
maintain that when she become pregnant?
Never, it may even turn to figure 96

2:Size: they often ask; is she
“Lepa” (slim).They are crazy about’ Lepa’.
After giving birth to the first baby, what
will happen to the size? It will be as if you
took her to a vulcanizer to pump her up.
Stop fooling yourself, that ‘Lepa ‘girl will
later look like her ‘orobo’ (fat) mummy. If
you don’t like the present look of her mum,
you better don’t marry her.

3: Big Butt: Very wrong! How will you choose
a girl because she has a big buttocks, this is
even an heavy load to her, big but its just a
big sewage disposal unit, a magnificent
septic tank. Is that what you want to
marry? Wise up guys.

4: Pointed breasts: Will her bre*st remain
pointed after raising three children? Never!
Don’t go for breast, go for the best.

5: Tooth gap: “Eji Jo rice”.Quite funny, you
want to marry a lady without character just
because she has a gap in her teeth, she may
end up creating gap in your life and
destiny.

6: she dress sexy: A great woman will dress
to look beautiful not to look sexy. If you see
a “gala” whose nylon has been removed, will
you buy it? if she is exposing her breast,
cleavage, pants, thigh etc for the world to
see and you want to marry her, you will not
marry a “PRIVATE LIMITED COMPANY” but a
“PUBLIC LIABILITY COMPANY” Be wise guy.

7: Cat walking: you want to marry her
because she is cat-walking, sorry you won’t.
She that is in marriage will not cat-walk in
Pregnancy, she will only tummy walk.

8: Rich parents: So, you are a gold digger!
If you marry her because of her rich
parents and her parents begin to feed you
and your family in marriage, you are not a
Man. Just stop wearing trousers, go and
start wearing Skirt and blouse and don’t
forget “Iro and buba”.

9: Brazilian Hair: Do you want her because
her hair is long or because she is wearing a
Brazilian hair? That shows shallowness,
wearing Brazilian hair does not equate
beauty or brain. Any dunce can have long
hair and do one million braid.

10: British and USA Passport: Many guys
are looking for these; any lady that carries
British or U.S Passport is a hot cake to Men
who are generation of Esau, those who are
ready to sell their future and destiny for a
morsel of bread.

11: Beauty: A whole lots of beautiful ladies
are without discretion. Don’t ever marry a
lady just for her beauty, beauty will fade,
character will last. If she dress well but do
not act well, don’t marry her.If you do, she
will make your life miserable.

12: Bed expertise: “She is very good in bed,
very hot,very acrobatic” that was what a
guy told his mentor who ask him why he
wanted to marry a lady who kept on
cheating on him ,embarrassing and abusing
his mother.

Funny as it is, many guys are making life
long decision based on this. I think getting
married to a professional prostitute will be
better if bedroom high and long jump and
gymnastic is what you want to base your life
upon.

Oh our father.

Who art in Zion !

Beauty is power, i won't marry a worwor babe, never!

That's nonsense.

Your wife can maintain her figure 8 after child birth. Look at those Hollywood celebrities. Many are mothers of 3, 4 kids.. yet they are even sexier. Aren't they human beings? So your post is flawed.

Beauty doesn't fade! There are women at 45 that are so sexy and pretty. You guys should hit the gym and beauty salon please

Your post is directed at women who do nothing to keep fit.

IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL MEN:just fvck women.NO NEED to marry them.thank me later

Wetin u want make we check??

Miggs:
IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL MEN:just fvck women.NO NEED to marry them.thank me later

random sampling abi

Miggs:
IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL MEN:just fvck women.NO NEED to marry them.thank me later

may God forgive you!

Nonsense write up

Seriously ... So u really think the cheeks of ass is filled with poo?? Mehn i can only take it as a joke
Even nursery puplis know its muscle n fat .. Shit aint stored there stop acting like u didnt go to school ..


No one can take this serious
No guy married for those things u listed yh some might but dats not only the deciding factor

The only one dat made tiny sense is the passport one .. Guys do marry just for that .. Not all tho .

Smellymouth:
Wetin u want make we check??

Lol ur meme
Cracks me up

BumBae:

Lol ur meme
Cracks me up

Reading her comment just brought a smile on my face ::::::

op u try small beta still nxt tym,wit all ur write up listed,re we to marry @all?....wat shd we considered when marrying a lady abeg

Vinshu:
That's nonsense.

Your wife can maintain her figure 8 after child birth. Look at those Hollywood celebrities. Many are mothers of 3, 4 kids.. yet they are even sexier. Aren't they human beings? So your post is flawed.

Beauty doesn't fade! There are women at 45 that are so sexy and pretty. You guys should hit the gym and beauty salon please

Your post is directed at women who do nothing to keep fit.

beauty is vain but a woman that fear the lord is ...................