Mehn, that translates that your wife is still not civilized despite that you explained that it was an April fool prank.

I suggest you reach her parents and explain things to them. She got it wrong and reacted in very bad manner.

She cannot be able to handle her home even if there was something of such?

Mehn, your joke was a serious one and never try such even with your enemies./

Hmmmn! Another angu!

Truflux:
How sure are you dat she is not playing you april fool. lol

Find someone that can show her this your post.I think this is proof enough for her to see u were joking.Let the person show her as the person that saw this your post.It will pack a lot of conviction that way.Don't show her yourself she will think u are still not telling her the truth.
They will see the details match your family info and happenings right now.Then make that person that showed her come with her to ask u about this post then admit it was you.

However u bleeped up mightily, u should have joked with something lighter this line of joke was way too heavy.You should have immediately opened up when she was starting to believe u.Well do what I said it will work.

LOL
MAYBE THE CRY AND CALLS SELF NA APRIL FOOL
JUST RELAX EHN.... make una dey fool unaself.....
yessssss today is my birthday ... wait for real o '' APRIL REAL''

The fool has been fooled.

Formidable1:
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?

As my former para military boss will say..? "Stuuupid wawa!!!!"

Very Bad stuv

story fun awon emeree. O Y O na ur case.

She was looking for a flimsy excuse to dump your as*s and now she thinks she got it.

Buhari should come and tell us dat everytin he has bin doing was April fool

Hahahahahahaha!!!
Finally finally, April has been fooled

You know your wife dreams like Joseph ....yet you decided to play a potentially expensive joke. Cretin is your name. Roll over and play dead

Simple contact 10 people to call her and say please ma don't be angry with your husband it actually APRIL FOOL....or Three live radio presenters to call her and apologise....shikena lobatan...then make her meal and tell her u wanna do diz to bribe her sorry...it was a wrong joke

The joke was too expensive jare

u both took it too serious on an april fools day

@OP this your silly April fool joke can backfire and your wife may also just decide to let you know that you no be the papa of her daughter anyway ...

LaRoyalHighness:
Haaaaaaahahaha... Find a way to reach out to her... She ll eventually come around. Four years ago, on this day, my husband made it clear that somethings are no go area'. I learned my lesson... Hope you have too.

What was the story plz. Am interested

Mwuahaha! LWKMD. See how the guy just hadouken himself...this one na one real expensive joke. You dug your own hole, then proceeded to decorate it, then you finally buried yourself. Chei! The laugh way dey kill me now, no get end. Self inflicted fatality...

**wonders out loud** Imagine if this was an elaborate AF NL joke...

Let's even assume that you had a child ..is it why she would leave

Make she get out jhoor ..you don beg am..wetin againshe want


It's. Prank

Did you consult us b4 playing the prank? Oya kwontinue

That was too expensive..... your stupidity so deal with it

[quote author=Rapsowdee01 post=44322426]LET HER COME AND DO VIGIL IN MY HOUSE........



I ASSURE YOU THAT THE CHANGE YOU'LL SEE WILL BE FASTER THAN BUHARY'S OWN LET HER COME AND DO VIGIL IN MY HOUSE.....

ur hox no be d solution, be civil enof to offer any reasonable advice u can pls. He needs help dats y he brot d mata here for frens to profer solutn.

namedonfinish:
enjoy ur foolery while it last..

Hi love

Eh yah...

Why are u troubling urself. Do ur normal activity and act as if nothing happened.she might be doing are april fool too

Formidable1:
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?

Let her go. You would find another wife!!!!

op. evev if u have child outside ur wedlock. how is it concern your wife. is it not a goodnews. forget about her. since u have told her it is april fool. na woman possessiveness. if u truly open her past u will run for ur life.

on your own.... finish wat u started.

What is wrong with the mentality of Nigeria women, if she wants to leave let her keep your daughter and go. And please don't plead with her too much not to go because with that she will think that you are weak and she will always misbehave when there is problem

......some kinda joke sha! But wait oooo, when she said she too had a dreamt about it?

....just wondering.

She might also be playing the fool's day on you