Your earing and your lipstick though na HIT but your boxers na MISS.

flokii:
@OP

na Hit..

but wait o.. you be officer or cadet?

still dnt knw abt these fancy outfits.. I prefer camouflage

the outfit is called ''ceremonial dress" in Nigeria Army

habsydiamond:
Something is confusing here. Is he a military man going for an interview to be promoted. Cos going like this and he is not a military personnel he may end up inthe guard room oo. Nice Aso pupa u get there.

dnt mind this Op. It is a wedding outing

he is on point JUST HAPPENED IN LAGOS. .. It happened in Lagos 2days ago. I heard it yesterday at lunch. This world is becoming even more scary oh. A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed seductively standing along the road. She was just too sexy to be overlooked. He picked her up and abandoned the way home to a hotel. He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he was on top of her. The prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When he was having sex with her, her moanings sounded like a 'hissing snake'. But he was carried away with her moves and didn't really give his concern to it. The married man had sex with her over and over again. Paid her more than what they bargained. He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of having another round with her. He didn't find her on the bed. He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the bathroom. He opened the door. His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big pythons talking to each other. He screamed loudly. The pythons leaped on him. He ran to the door and found it locked. The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help and banged the door. The pythons got to him and jumps to strike him. "" "" Immediately he woke up! And almost screamed but couldn't when he discovered it was just a nightmare. The room was dark. The lights were switched off......He felt something cold touching his body. He searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with scales. He finally felt something trying to swallow his head. He touched it and discovered it was a big snake trying to swallow him up. The room wasn't dark. His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's mouth. The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face. He started struggling and struggling. But the snake pinned him down. He tried to scream for help but couldn't because if he opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva will flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it forcefully. He kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake was too strong. He managed to bite the snake's tongue. The snake got wounded and involuntarily vomits him. He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth and discovered it was a big python. He grabbed an empty bottle and smashed the python. The python collapsed. He jerked up and jumped out of the bed. He started screaming for help. He dashed out of the hotel. He got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife was asleep already. He crawled into the bed beside his wife and slept off. He woke up almost at dawn and discovered his wife has turned into a snake.. The wife told him everything he did and how he stroke a python dead. Before he could apologise, his wife told him she was her mother disguised in a different body. He cheated on her with her mother. She got so angry. The man almost committed suicide. His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry her mother back to the house if not she'll kill him. He left immediately and rushed down to the hotel. He went straight to the hotel room and found his wife, mother-inlaw, his sister, his mother in the room. They were all hissing like snakes. Immediately he realised they were all in the same secret cult. They stood up and watch him without saying a word. "" "" Great panic gripped him by the throat. He couldn't talk..... And the only problem now is that ** I don't just know how I will end this FAKE STORY... **** Mtcheww www... Happened in LAGOS my foot ..... Fake story joor... I'm sorry if I scared you. Anyway this is one way of saying *be careful in life* Did i really pulled ur legs? Abeg no vex. But una too like story o! Lolz.

Nice outfit OP....am sure u ar proud of dat uniform...

It has been my dream to wear dat some day....bt the corruption in the country denied me dat....now am in one man's office wit shirt and tie... success in ur interview gallant soldier

Lie from the pit of hell. This is a ceremonial outfit worn during weddings or ceremonial parade. It is never worn for an Interview. Always verify before posting craps in this forum.

warrior...

not bad, buh u will ave bin better in sambisa 4rest,

Correct Tubeless tyre

Arewa12:
not bad, buh u will ave bin better in sambisa 4rest,

very funny

flokii:
@OP
na Hit..
but wait o.. you be officer or cadet?
still dnt knw abt these fancy outfits.. I prefer camouflage

it's ceremonial vest

Bro, no be EOD car bdat?

Na photoshop jo

chinjo:
Lie from the pit of hell. This is a ceremonial outfit worn during weddings or ceremonial parade. It is never worn for an Interview. Always verify before posting craps in this forum.

no mind the op

repogirl:
There's just something sexy about a man in a uniform.


(Nor be those twenty naira police uniform o)!

yeah..

you're right, they get d respect, girls & virtually everything they want

Army most times and senior police officers

charisma1:
he is on point JUST HAPPENED IN LAGOS.
..
It happened in Lagos 2days ago. I heard it
yesterday
at lunch.
This world is becoming even more scary oh.
A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed
seductively standing along the road.
She was just too sexy to be overlooked. He
picked her
up and abandoned the way home to a hotel.
He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he
was on top of her.
The prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When
he was having sex with her, her moanings
sounded like
a 'hissing snake'.
But he was carried away with her moves and
didn't
really
give his concern to it.
The married man had sex with her over and over
again.
Paid her more than what they bargained.
He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of
having another round with her.
He didn't find her on the bed.
He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He
scrambles out of bed and saunters to the
bathroom.
He opened the door.
His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big
pythons
talking to each other. He screamed loudly.
The pythons leaped on him. He ran to the door
and
found it locked.
The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help
and
banged the door. The pythons got to him and
jumps to
strike him. ""
""
Immediately he woke up! And almost screamed
but
couldn't when he discovered
it was just a nightmare.
The room was dark. The lights were switched
off......He felt
something cold touching his body. He searched
with
his hands and it felt like a cylinder
with a hard skin impregnated with scales.
He finally felt something trying to swallow his
head.
He touched it and discovered it was a big snake
trying to
swallow him up.
The room wasn't dark.
His head, down to his chest was inside the
snake's
mouth.
The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face.
He started struggling and struggling.
But the snake pinned him down.
He tried to scream for help but couldn't because
if he
opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva
will
flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it
forcefully.
He kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake
was too
strong.
He managed to bite the snake's tongue.
The snake got wounded and involuntarily vomits
him.
He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth
and
discovered it was a big python. He grabbed an
empty bottle and smashed the python.
The python collapsed.
He jerked up and jumped out of the bed.
He started screaming for help. He dashed out of
the
hotel.
He got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife
was asleep already. He crawled into the bed
beside his wife and slept off.
He woke up almost at dawn and discovered his
wife
has turned into a snake..
The wife told him everything he did and how he
stroke a python dead. Before he could apologise,
his wife told him she was her
mother disguised in a different body.
He cheated on her with her mother.
She got so angry.
The man almost committed suicide.
His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry
her mother back to the house if not she'll kill
him.
He left immediately and rushed down to the hotel.
He
went straight to the hotel room and found his
wife,
mother-inlaw, his sister, his mother in the room.
They were all hissing like snakes. Immediately he
realised they were all in the same secret cult.
They stood up and watch him without saying a
word.
""
""
Great panic gripped him by the throat.
He couldn't talk..... And the only problem now is
that ** I don't just know
how I will end this FAKE
STORY... ****
Mtcheww www...
Happened in LAGOS my foot ..... Fake story
joor...
I'm sorry if I scared you. Anyway this is one way
of saying *be careful in life*
Did i really pulled ur legs? Abeg no vex. But una
too
like story o! Lolz.

I swear dem suppose tie you down come flog hell out of you..

got me there sha

at least d man enjoy life small.. d rest is nothing actually

afterall all man must die.. vahla * * * o ti ye e

corperscorner:
Hit or Miss....

it was a hit back to back

I love the hole under the gate. He could actually hide some of his loots when he finally gets dia. #justsayingooo#

Looking smart, man. That hole in front of your gate though, smells fishy, are u sure Bh didn't plant a mine there.

Niyinficient:
Nice outfit OP....am sure u ar proud of dat uniform...

It has been my dream to wear dat some day....bt the corruption in the country denied me dat....now am in one man's office wit shirt and tie... success in ur interview gallant soldier

Eh yahh, it's never too late to follow your dreams.

chinjo:
Lie from the pit of hell. This is a ceremonial outfit worn during weddings or ceremonial parade. It is never worn for an Interview. Always verify before posting craps in this forum.

Don't take life too serious. You won't get out of it alive.

bitingcool:


Eh yahh, it's never too late to follow your dreams.

Lol! At dis age? Too late bros

flokii:
@OP

na Hit..

but wait o.. you be officer or cadet?

still dnt knw abt these fancy outfits.. I prefer camouflage

dats a military ceremonial dress

flokii:
@OP

na Hit..

but wait o.. you be officer or cadet?

still dnt knw abt these fancy outfits.. I prefer camouflage

dats a military ceremonial dress,he is a LIEUTENANT (2 star )

corperscorner:
Hit or Miss....

if you arent a soldier, i can vouch that u will leave that place with just ur underwears. bet!

charisma1:
he is on point JUST HAPPENED IN LAGOS.
..
It happened in Lagos 2days ago. I heard it
yesterday
at lunch.
This world is becoming even more scary oh.
A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed
seductively standing along the road.
She was just too sexy to be overlooked. He
picked her
up and abandoned the way home to a hotel.
He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he
was on top of her.
The prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When
he was having sex with her, her moanings
sounded like
a 'hissing snake'.
But he was carried away with her moves and
didn't
really
give his concern to it.
The married man had sex with her over and over
again.
Paid her more than what they bargained.
He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of
having another round with her.
He didn't find her on the bed.
He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He
scrambles out of bed and saunters to the
bathroom.
He opened the door.
His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big
pythons
talking to each other. He screamed loudly.
The pythons leaped on him. He ran to the door
and
found it locked.
The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help
and
banged the door. The pythons got to him and
jumps to
strike him. ""
""
Immediately he woke up! And almost screamed
but
couldn't when he discovered
it was just a nightmare.
The room was dark. The lights were switched
off......He felt
something cold touching his body. He searched
with
his hands and it felt like a cylinder
with a hard skin impregnated with scales.
He finally felt something trying to swallow his
head.
He touched it and discovered it was a big snake
trying to
swallow him up.
The room wasn't dark.
His head, down to his chest was inside the
snake's
mouth.
The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face.
He started struggling and struggling.
But the snake pinned him down.
He tried to scream for help but couldn't because
if he
opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva
will
flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it
forcefully.
He kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake
was too
strong.
He managed to bite the snake's tongue.
The snake got wounded and involuntarily vomits
him.
He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth
and
discovered it was a big python. He grabbed an
empty bottle and smashed the python.
The python collapsed.
He jerked up and jumped out of the bed.
He started screaming for help. He dashed out of
the
hotel.
He got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife
was asleep already. He crawled into the bed
beside his wife and slept off.
He woke up almost at dawn and discovered his
wife
has turned into a snake..
The wife told him everything he did and how he
stroke a python dead. Before he could apologise,
his wife told him she was her
mother disguised in a different body.
He cheated on her with her mother.
She got so angry.
The man almost committed suicide.
His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry
her mother back to the house if not she'll kill
him.
He left immediately and rushed down to the hotel.
He
went straight to the hotel room and found his
wife,
mother-inlaw, his sister, his mother in the room.
They were all hissing like snakes. Immediately he
realised they were all in the same secret cult.
They stood up and watch him without saying a
word.
""
""
Great panic gripped him by the throat.
He couldn't talk..... And the only problem now is
that ** I don't just know
how I will end this FAKE
STORY... ****
Mtcheww www...
Happened in LAGOS my foot ..... Fake story
joor...
I'm sorry if I scared you. Anyway this is one way
of saying *be careful in life*
Did i really pulled ur legs? Abeg no vex. But una
too
like story o! Lolz.

got me there... got frightened at a point...tank for nothing

wetin op do una now.....op abeg which soap you use bath before posting this thread becos virtually everybody like something else in that pix expect you.op no mind them you look like jollof rice...yummy

Where did you get the tint permit

Looking sharp! Pray make Boko boys no sample you.

Are you an officer?

corperscorner:
Hit or Miss....

Nice pillar..and nice rims for the tyres





Sips ota pia pia

Babangida70:
All these people that commented before me sef.... nawaooo

But OP come oooo.......



I love those tyres.... are they innoson?

I know where u stole this picture