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I don't understand why boobs and butts thread makes front page sharpaly. mods abeg fear God

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BlaqCoffee109:
guys?!...hey you! that must be some comic relief... do you do comedy when you touch her t. it's? does she laugh like that?

Loool.

I'm a monk and a virgin. Apart from my mum when I was an infant, I don't know know what it is like to touch anyone's ti.ts. I can't even remember what it was like as an infant tbh.

But I watched a few erot.ic movies in the past ( I hope the most forgives me for this) and I noticed that most chics laugh when their ti.ts are groped and they moan when they're sucked. The only exception is when they're on their period and the tiddays are tender. I also noticed that chics with bigger ti.ts tend to enjoy guys handling their ti.ts than the ones with smaller ti.ts.

I've never tried it, just writing based on the ero.tic movies. So educate a brother on what happens when urs and a guy's hands get on a collision course.

SirShymexx:


Loool.

I'm a monk and a virgin. Apart from my mum when I was an infant, I don't know know what it is like to touch anyone's ti.ts. I can't even remember what it was like as an infant tbh.

But I watched a few erot.ic movies in the past ( I hope the most forgives me for this) and I noticed that most chics laugh when their ti.ts are groped and they moan when they're sucked. The only exception is when they're on their period and the tiddays are tender. I also noticed that chics with bigger ti.ts tend to enjoy guys handling their ti.ts than the ones with smaller ti.ts.

I've never tried it, just writing based on the ero.tic movies. So educate a brother on what happens when urs and a guy's hands get on a collision course.

you is a monk and a virgin? oh baby, come to mama...you need to be rocked to bed! as for what happens when a Man is busy on dem twins, I've got no information on that... do I now?

BlaqCoffee109:
you is a monk and a virgin? oh baby, come to mama...you need to be rocked to bed! as for what happens when a Man is busy on dem twins, I've got no information on that... do I now?

I've always been a monk, hence I can't cook.

So you wanna rock me to bed? I dunno about that - I need to pray on it.

Err, let's say, I grope ya tatas, how would you feel?

SirShymexx:


I've always been a monk, hence I can't cook.

So you wanna rock me to bed? I dunno about that - I need to pray on it.

Err, let's say, I grope ya tatas, how would you feel?

there are things better witnessed and experienced... you go pray on that monk

BlaqCoffee109:
there are things better witnessed and experienced... you go pray on that monk

Lool.

Don't sell me a dream...pitch the experience to me like you're selling a product, so I can know what to expect.

You can't just tell me it's better to witness/experience it, without giving me details of what the experience is like, Ms Sunshine.

SirShymexx:


Lool.

Don't sell me a dream...pitch the experience to me like you're selling a product, so I can know what to expect.

You can't just tell me it's better to witness/experience it, without giving me details of what the experience is like, Ms Sunshine.

i hate to rain on your parade,i'd rather be pitching to an investor...the investor,ya dig?

BlaqCoffee109:
i hate to rain on your parade,i'd rather be pitching to an investor...the investor,ya dig?

Lol.

Investor yano.

Who knows I might be interested in investing if the sales pitch is magnificent and thugnificent, with a lot of er.otic details.

Ever seen folks who aren't potential investors getting swayed by a great sales pitch?

SirShymexx:


Lol.

Investor yano.

Who knows I might be interested in investing if the sales pitch is magnificent and thugnificent, with a lot of er.otic details.

Ever seen folks who aren't potential investors getting swayed by a great sales pitch?

lets just say a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets... the kinda gal an ol'G wanna plant the softest of kisses on her forehead...for the e.
rotic details you just wanna be held down...

BlaqCoffee109:
lets just say a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets... the kinda gal an ol'G wanna plant the softest of kisses on her forehead...for the e. R
rotic details you just wanna be held down...

Dayuum!

I like the excerpt in bold. So you like a soft kiss on ya forehead, yh? Now, that's what the monk likes.

How about tell the monk ya vital stats, so he can create a picture of you in his head?

Take this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BigyqAiSiSQ

Thank you Jesus

SirShymexx:


Dayuum!

I like the excerpt in bold. So you like a soft kiss on ya forehead, yh? Now, that's what the monk likes.

How about tell the monk ya vital stats, so he can create a picture of you in his head?

Take this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BigyqAiSiSQ

why?! thank you... I be da gyal of your dreams... just get ready to work work,work...

Thank you Jesus

BlaqCoffee109:
why?! thank you... I be da gyal of your dreams... just get ready to work work,work...

Lol.

I don't dream about chics...I only meditate in prayers as a monk.

Fill the monk in on ya vital stats. Have you got a body like a benz?

grad2012:
Thank you JESUS and I love you.

after u were abt to confirm aw u feel when ur bobby is caressed

thank u Jesus

Samyj247:
all this small boys from Facebook. mk una get sense o. Nairaland is a home for matured mind and not small kids.

u mean corrupt minds?

SirShymexx:


Lol.

I don't dream about chics...I only meditate in prayers as a monk.

Fill the monk in on ya vital stats. Have you got a body like a benz?

i am better sculpted... molded, created... a Benz of all the finest cars don't best describe me... now for my vital stats, when you are on meditating the figures the energies pass out to you is it... you can start imagining from then...

Thank you Jesus

BlaqCoffee109:
i am better sculpted... molded, created... a Benz of all the finest cars don't best describe me... now for my vital stats, when you are on meditating the figures the energies pass out to you is it... you can start imagining from then...

Hmmm.

I read that a few times on here, only to see their pictures and instantly I decided to keep being a monk and remain righteous. How about post a pic and put ya money where ya mouth is?

Right now, the I'm meditating on the two pictures below. Can you compete with any of the two?

[img]https://theyellowkid.files./2010/06/esther-baxter-piscine-poitrine-bouee.jpg[/img]

SirShymexx:


Hmmm.

I read that a few times on here, only to see their pictures and instantly I decided to keep being a monk and remain righteous. How about post a pic and put ya money where ya mouth is?

Right now, the I'm meditating on the two pictures below. Can you compete with any of the two?

[img]https://theyellowkid.files./2010/06/esther-baxter-piscine-poitrine-bouee.jpg[/img]

better, a total woman I am... that given, you tell me your stand out features + where do you fall under...banana, plantain or yam tuber... I like big thangs ya know?

BlaqCoffee109:
better, a total woman I am... that given, you tell me your stand out features + where do you fall under...banana, plantain or yam tuber... I like big thangs ya know?

Lmao @ stand out features. You're definitely a freak. Big thangs poppin', and little things stopping.

Err, it's against my religion to talk about stand out features in public. But you go first and tell me ya stand out features, and I shall reciprocate the gesture. One sin isn't bad...I can always ask for forgiveness. Ladies first.

SirShymexx:


Lmao @ stand out features. You're definitely a freak. Big thangs poppin', and little things stopping.

Err, it's against my religion to talk about stand out features in public. But you go first and tell me ya stand out features, and I shall reciprocate the gesture. One sin isn't bad...I can always ask for forgiveness. Ladies first.

i totally can be considerate and respect your religion monk... we can take this outta public space to compare notes, ya know?... LMAO @ the TI joint...used to be my joint mantra for a while... let's get behind the facade now, throw in something about the stand out features... you is a shy guy, no?

BlaqCoffee109:
i totally can be considerate and respect your religion monk... we can take this outta public space to compare notes, ya know?... LMAO @ the TI joint...used to be my joint mantra for a while... let's get behind the facade now, throw in something about the stand out features... you is a shy guy, no?

Shy? Are you Diana King? - I don't want no fly guy/I just want a shy guy/That's what I want yey/You know what i want yey.

I'm not a shy guy. I'm just reserved in general, especially about private things. Perhaps, I get opinionated and clown around a lot on here cos I don't know anyone on here. And I do swear, curse, and engage in e-fights a lot as a defense mechanism and cos I know I'm super-witty when I want to. But I'm naturally a reserved guy and I always mind my business and keep myself to myself.

I dunno know about stand out features - that's for chics to discuss. I'm just super-African and I'm a physical specimen.

So have you got something interesting to show me once the curtain drops?

If you've, we might as well drop the curtain to Diana King's amazing tune.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn9LQZ5tdys

SirShymexx:


Shy? Are you Diana King? - I don't want no fly guy/I just want a shy guy/That's what I want yey/You know what i want yey.

I'm not a shy guy. I'm just reserved in general, especially about private things. Perhaps, I get opinionated and clown around a lot on here cos I don't know anyone on here. And I do swear, curse, and engage in e-fights a lot as a defense mechanism and cos I know I'm super-witty when I want to. But I'm naturally a reserved guy and I always mind my business and keep myself to myself.

I dunno know about stand out features - that's for chics to discuss. I'm just super-African and I'm a physical specimen.

So have you got something interesting to show me once the curtain drops?

If you've, we might as well drop the curtain to Diana King's amazing tune.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn9LQZ5tdys

maybe I like me some witty, intelligent and reserved guy... for the latter suggestions,who knows?! just maybe! I like the physical specimen part tho...for the e-fights and all, this is nairaland...don't beat yourself about stuff on here...

BlaqCoffee109:
maybe I like me some witty, intelligent and reserved guy... for the latter suggestions,who knows?! just maybe! I like the physical specimen part tho...for the e-fights and all, this is nairaland...don't beat yourself about stuff on here...

Hehehehe.

That sounds interesting and hopefully I'll see things that will blow me away like Hurricane Katrina.

You can shoot.

kooletsa:
am loving dis

Will u also love someone preaching to u with a pistol to ur head? Opposites cant be right.

Thank u Jesus!

Thank you jesus

Thank u jesus