As a cute boy wey i be na, girls normally die for me, i don't even know why, well it is a good thing for me, but lets talk about chichi, chichi is an igbo girl, with no nyash, no brea;st, no nothing, she just slim like broom stick, but i still like her, she has one funny character like that, infact she is fun to be with, very humble and respectful and a bad girl too, she has dated five guys, and all of them ran away just because she got nothing to satisfy their konjiculant.

So on this faithful day, i was jejely on my own ooo, when i received a text message, i thought it was a bank alert, i was very exited, until i checked the sender and i found out that it was chichi, i was dumbfounded, i started to think whether something went wrong, or whether i had pregnanted her, because i know i have not touched her before, well i decided to delete the fear in my body and read the message what i saw shocked me...

The content of the message was ''baby, i love the way you did the thing with me last night, i can never forget how you knack me the unknackable, you are better than my other boyfriends, would love to see you tonight, bye bye..

Mehn i began to shiver, then i stood up from my bed, went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and took my bath, then i brushed my hair, and i headed to the road to board a bus to her place, when i got to her place she was shocked and she came to hug me, and i told her that i saw her message and...


















And the message was very bad, she was shocked and started apologizing that she mistakenly sent the message to my phone, that it was for someone else, that she is sorry, i said no wahala, but we need to ask God for forgiveness, she said alright dear, then we did some praise and worship and some prayers and i told her bye bye and left.... Chichi is such a good sister in the lord...


I will upload the pics later, am currently watching chelsea vs swansea match.

In Falz Voice... YOU CAN LIE FOR AFRICA

Father of lies

Lol linus .. No snap chat . ntn nd even if u hit har self must u snitch

Smellymouth, dis guy needs one of ur memes. Coman give him pls

very funny

Praise and worship

After una no do thanksgiving nd house fellowship

Yeye pikin

Op must be high

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