Usually, they are unmarried and between 37 to 63 years old but there’s no pressure on them to get married because it is a man’s world but I refuse to keep quiet. Here are 37 subtle signs to spot them.

1. He has at least four faz caps
2. He has a combat shorts.
3. He always introduces himself as a business man.
4. He’s very active on Facebook.
5. He has has a blue jersey.
6. He has a PS4.
7. He wears a Singlet & a black/white stripe boxers all weekend.
8. His car is always having problems.
9. His idea of romance is a lady cooking for him at his place.
10 There’s always old bread in his fridge.
11. His car is usually very dirty and untidy.
12. He refers to his male friends as “The Boys”
13. He sleeps on a mattress rather than a bed.
14. He likes to borrow money.
15. He’s a Chelsea fan.
16. He’s always arguing about ‘Hazard’ in his neighbourhood.
17. He never wears socks even when he dresses in a corporate attire.
18. He hardly gets drunk even when he drinks a carton of beer.
19. He’s generous to an extent.
20. He never wears a tie even when he’s wearing suit.
21. He buys a lot of complete sports newspapers.
22. He bathes only once between Friday to Sunday. (4:45pm on Sunday)
23. He is not a fan of wedding ceremonies and churches.
24. He hardly brushes his teeth. He just rinses with mouth-wash.
25. His belly is 3-6 months pregnant.
26. He’s never home on a Friday night.
27. He likes pam slippers.
28. He has black hair dye hidden in his bathroom.
29. There is always a dirty plate or pieces of agege bread in his room.
30. He rarely tuck-in his shirt.
31. His feet is like this.
32. His armpit is as bushy as Sambisa Forest.
33. His clothes have been with the dry cleaner since last year.
34. All the remote controls in his house are missing.
35. This is how his hairline looks like.
36. He has mood swings anytime the word marriage is mentioned.
37. His mother is always holding night prayers for him.

http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/37-signs-spot-uncle-gwegwegwe/

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Okay okay,... I think you are trying hard to describe one person that you know...
You really do hate Chelsea o, same here tho.

Chelsea fans don suffer.

Uncle gwegwegwe!? Lol. Hahaha!!! *ahem*
Pls Waris gwegwegwe?

Uncle gwegwegwe!? Lol. Hahaha!!! *ahem*
Pls Waris gwegwegwe?

Uncle gwegwegwe!? Lol. Hahaha!!! *ahem*
Pls Waris gwegwegwe?

Lol, ur so correct. I don laff tire

the poster above me ,how many plots of land u wan own for this thread?




back to the topic,op from what u have said so far,I arrived at this conclusion ,YOU ARE AN ANTI-CHELSEA FAN

Google aunty gwegwege. You'll understand

Audray:
Uncle gwegwegwe!? Lol. Hahaha!!! *ahem*
Pls Waris gwegwegwe?

lol. I have been expecting this comment

cruzita:
the poster above me ,how many plots of land u wan own for this thread?




back to the topic,op from what u have said so far,I arrived at this conclusion ,YOU ARE AN ANTI-CHELSEA FAN

I'm a chelsea fan.

emitoz:
Okay okay,... I think you are trying hard to describe one person that you know...
You really do hate Chelsea o, same here tho.

1) uncle gwegwegwe will come home and tell chioma., a girl of 17 yrs that has started showing delicious signs of puberty

haha chioma chioma., its been long i have seen you ooo ...look at your BIG EARs..you were so little the last time we saw. Oya come and sit on my laps ..


2) uncle gwegwegwe will come to your house, your mum will be running around, cook pounded yam with meats and assorted beef even the husband and children are not eating,,, after eating, uncle gwegwegwe washes his hand and gives you fifty naira to share with your four brothers.



3) Uncle gwegwegwe is never useful in getting you admission but we bring 80 percent of guests at your graduation and any ceremony you have.

Naijasinglegirl:
Google aunty gwegwege. You'll understand

Just did. . Got it

I sometimes see this slag used most times on Stella's blog,I think I now have an idea of what it means. Interesting write up.

Uncle gwegz is a mummy's boy

ClassCaptain:
1) uncle gwegwegwe will come home and tell chioma., a girl of 17 yrs that has started showing delicious signs of puberty

haha chioma chioma., its been long i have seen you ooo ...look at your BIG EARs..you were so little the last time we saw. Oya come and sit on my laps ..


2) uncle gwegwegwe will come to your house, your mum will be running around, cook pounded yam with meats and assorted beef even the husband and children are not eating,,, after eating, uncle gwegwegwe washes his hand and gives you fifty naira to share with your four brothers.



3) Uncle gwegwegwe is never useful in getting you admission but we bring 80 percent of guests at your graduation and any ceremony you have.

Lolz. I don laugh sotee I go press iya mokuro bo0bs.

Uncle gwegwegwe is very stingy jor.

That fez cap made me smile. I know an uncle gwegwegwe that suits.

Naijasinglegirl:
Google aunty gwegwege. You'll understand

somebody has been frequenting SDK's blog a lot.

looool.

[size=15pt]but I'm a Chelsea fan na
.. Op why evils [/size]

Hi naijasinglegirl, how do I contact you? I want to sponsor a post on your blog.

Pls how can one spot an aunty gwegwe?

You can use naijasinglegirl @ gmail . com

whizqueen:
Hi naijasinglegirl, how do I contact you? I want to sponsor a post on your blog.

Naijasinglegirl:
I'm a chelsea fan.

Hard to believe... But wait, all these years and you're still single, adonbilivit

Naijasinglegirl:
I'm a chelsea fan.

Ifahia you Chlesea wetin


Naijasinglegirl make I no catch you o, because the day wey I go catch you na him I go change your status from single to married

lordthree:
[size=15pt]but I'm a Chelsea fan na
.. Op why evils [/size]

Leave her, she just wan kuku yab us but make I no cash her na that day she go marry

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha!
So EPIC!