Shout out to all the ladies out there..If you do anyone of these things...abeg try ease up on it,Men may not say anything so as not to hurt your feelings....

1.BITING ;'( : Please our ladies keep your teeth out of the winnie ts not a meal

2.SCRATCHING!!! : Abeg keep those steamy sex scenes you see in hollywood movies out of the bed room...just because ts good stuff doesn't mean you should peel the skin off our backs

3.FARTING:I know,I know..you can't help it but its still disgusting ..


4.SCREAMING: sex is great when you give us "ringtones" but not when you start to disturb the neighbors..Once tis bae was screaming "OH,God!!" "Oh my lord!!" I mean common are you trynna remind God am committing sin??


5.Cuddling after sex: Ts a nice gesture but don't over do it..Specialy if he's not your husband...ts weird


6.Faking Orgasm : Common na,2 minutes into the thing and your already screaming "Am Cummming" were are you coming to??,it usually has a negative effect if he notices it...


7.Corpse-Style : you know sex is team work abi? Why then do you lie there like a log of wood while the guy is humping away his destiny??
At a point the pain in his waist becomes more noticeable than the actual pleasure from the act


8.Calling out the wrong name : Seriously ?? WTF is wrong with you


9.Stopping Mid-way: you start kissing with such fierce energy..Then suddenly you stop...I mean why not refuse from the beginning...you are already unclad wtf is the problem then


10.Dirty Privates :Tis the biggest turn off ah swear if as soon as you undies come off and the room starts to smell like a fish market then ts highly likely you don't do proper hygiene...After if we say you should go and have your bath before the act you'll say we are insulting you
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There you have it..there's a lot more am sure but I leave tat for the experts on NL to point them out ...



No vex na old post..I still dey gather more experience to post more 10s... Btw way who dey lead for tat Madam nairaland competition.. I no fit follow am again. The thing don turn village meeting

11. CALLING THE NAME OF JESUS..DURING SEX

How come you know alot about this shit . . !

Arrant nonsense

paragon40:
11. CALLING THE NAME OF JESUS..DURING SEX

Ref: Point 4.. na so una dey copy pesn name join for exam because of over hurry hurry...


How far bros?

Oyind17:
Arrant nonsense

Tanchu

slyIsaac:

Tanchu

welcome son

slyIsaac:

Ref: Point 4.. na so una dey copy pesn name join for exam because of over hurry hurry...


How far bros?

I DEY U GET FUEL

paragon40:
I DEY U GET FUEL

Baba I dey o... Fuel dey but na 200 naira per litre.... #teampowerbank

slyIsaac:

Baba I dey o... Fuel dey but na 200 naira per litre.... #teampowerbank

d fuel matter tire everybody..na bicycle, Sure now oh..take care baba mi..

slyIsaac:
Tanchu

seconded

op u try sha... what abt asking for nother round when mr D is tired..

raphie01:

are u guilty of such offence?

picking calls...I fit slap that fone enter your ear

Ok

frenchwine:
OP.... I've not experienced 1, 2, 3, 6, 8, 9.
If a lady wanna give me corpse style, i'd engage her in activity : convert to doggy, TYT, or another one that makes her get off the bed.
As per the farting thing, it's not really farthing, it's air pockets escaping from the pu.sssy. That's pretty normal to an extent.
And hey cuddling after sex is ideal, it's her unsaid way of letting you know that u've just done a good job of servicing her pu.ssy. Nothing weird about it, you should check urself broh

Checked..... Am aiit..... Thnks bruh ... N I know all about the air pockets.... Some still fart... The kind tat stinks..... ......




Morning!