biggy bouncing baby

Alezy:
lolz...E clear say u don stay tiv land before

:DAffirmative oooo...That side no bad at all...Enjoyed myself sha

WERE
OTI SI OBO DO

faith551:
lmao, my guy don serve him mama land join

Lolll u are funny

First do HIV test. Repeat after 3 months and if still negative, 6 months.

Take her for a scan in a good radiology centre, borrow every kobo you can and do the scan. It can save you.

The scan will tell you how old the pregnancy is. You must pretend to be happy with the news. Call her to your house, tell her about being your wife n meeting her family and all that crap.

Get her to agree to the scan. The earlier the better. The later d scan, d more inaccurate d dating.

I believe that she was looking for sm1 to put a pregnancy on. This may save your ass. If the scan confirms it happened when you said, congratulations.

Someone may have completed the job for you and you are the fall guy

Wonders shall never end...wat can we liken this to now?

hungrynigerian:
met this local girl in a village at benue state where I am currently doing my youth service. I invited her over to my house for a chit-chat no harm intended but during our meeting I noticed she had no bra on, then my John Thomas started acting funny...well to cut a long story short I made a move on her and she responded positively. even though I didn't have any protection with me I was hell bent on tasting the honey pot, as i was about to enter the promised land I suddenly regained my senses, and pulled out. it was just the head that went in. fast forward 2 weeks later this same girl came to my house to announce that she is pregnant, I am so confused. thinking of abandoning this service and running away. please advice me!!

No man will dip his johnson into a woman and pull out like dat without getting to the promiseland and u know this......once u go in ur senses are gone until u spray d milk.

hungrynigerian:
met this local girl in a village at benue state where I am currently doing my youth service. I invited her over to my house for a chit-chat no harm intended but during our meeting I noticed she had no bra on, then my John Thomas started acting funny...well to cut a long story short I made a move on her and she responded positively. even though I didn't have any protection with me I was hell bent on tasting the honey pot, as i was about to enter the promised land I suddenly regained my senses, and pulled out. it was just the head that went in. fast forward 2 weeks later this same girl came to my house to announce that she is pregnant, I am so confused. thinking of abandoning this service and running away. please advice me!!

Bro don't fear. Benue babes are wayward, very desperate and get pregnant for economic reasons. U can't get her pregnant jst after 2 weeks of meeting her. Kindly take her for ultrasound and be surprised that she is 6weeks pregnant and thank me later. I am currently in Benue and can help u with that. If you don't act fast, your service year will be horrible. My piece of advice.... stay away from Benue girls.

Lushka:

Bro don't fear. Benue babes are wayward, very desperate and get pregnant for economic reasons. U can't get her pregnant jst after 2 weeks of meeting her. Kindly take her for ultrasound and be surprised that she is 6weeks pregnant and thank me later. I am currently in Benue and can help u with that. If you don't act fast, your service year will be horrible. My piece of advice.... stay away from Benue girls.

where do you stay? I am in gboko

hungrynigerian:

where do you stay? I am in gboko

Ok I'm in Otukpa. It is far from ur base. Just take her to a good Scanning centre and scan her immediately. With 1k u can do that. Once the pregnancy is beyond the date u met her, threaten and tell her off. Don't let anyone make your life miserable. Tnx.

hungrynigerian:

where do you stay? I am in gboko

Bro my friend had similar experience with a Benue babe. After 2 weeks the girl claimed she was pregnant. He persuaded her for a scan, lo and behold the scan showed that it was 5weeks and 6days. Even if at all you impregnated her, she can only test positive to pregnancy test after about 3weeks or so. Be strong bro.

Mehn...there are two things involved... It is either you went all the way and finished before you came to your senses...
Or she is tryna pin the issue on you... Either way...you're kinda screwed bruh.
Me...i wee advise you to...ermmm...
I don't know jare.

She might try to blame you as a father cause she wanna extort money from you ..u better wait till the baby is born and do a DNA test ..I doubt your the cause of her bubble ..she been sleeping with someone else I'm sure

Weerey boy. Head kor tail ni. After fukcing d poor girl to stupor till u inflate her stomach, u now wan come pick race abi? Thunder fiya balls.


You better carry your responsibility ontop head like Puff Puff seller Nothing do u baba aburo

Greatness366:
Lolll u are funny

was just saying it as it was oo

2 weeks? Bro you're not responsible for D pregnancy.

hungrynigerian:
met this local girl in a village at benue state where I am currently doing my youth service. I invited her over to my house for a chit-chat no harm intended but during our meeting I noticed she had no bra on, then my John Thomas started acting funny...well to cut a long story short I made a move on her and she responded positively. even though I didn't have any protection with me I was hell bent on tasting the honey pot, as i was about to enter the promised land I suddenly regained my senses, and pulled out. it was just the head that went in. fast forward 2 weeks later this same girl came to my house to announce that she is pregnant, I am so confused. thinking of abandoning this service and running away. please advice me!!

you put the head in? good for you, now you just have to pull a head out, or if God catch your life three heads or even four.

hungrynigerian:
met this local girl in a village at benue state where I am currently doing my youth service. I invited her over to my house for a chit-chat no harm intended but during our meeting I noticed she had no bra on, then my John Thomas started acting funny...well to cut a long story short I made a move on her and she responded positively. even though I didn't have any protection with me I was hell bent on tasting the honey pot, as i was about to enter the promised land I suddenly regained my senses, and pulled out. it was just the head that went in. fast forward 2 weeks later this same girl came to my house to announce that she is pregnant, I am so confused. thinking of abandoning this service and running away. please advice me!!

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know those kind of girls, they r time bomb.

dude most benue girls have hiv, better go check urslf

Funny topic....i only put the head in....i presume that's what you kept telling her when she was struggling with you...guys sha.

Take her to the hospital for a pregnancy test and calculate the date you had sex with her. The doctor will confirmed if you are truly responsible for the pregnancy. Maybe she was trying to play smart on you to know if you truly love her or hit and run.

as an events manager I wouldn't mind arranging your naming ceremony for ya...we have discounts for this low season...

You said you inserted the tip and you later got back your senses.....

This remind me of my service year....Thank GOD I don't run away...op u need to be strong..it is not going to be easy just go for test asap and I don't support abortion...

It doesn't require u letting everything in before u get her pregnant.. Na d head work dey pass..
So congrats bro;P