I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut.


I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavours, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition.

Tick those that apply,

_ Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.

_ The fact that our dining experiences to date has left MY wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter!

_ You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself.

_ Your constant e-mailing shows me you have TOO much time on your hands!

_ Your legs are skinnier than mine.

_ You're too short. Any son that we produced would inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess.

_ I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing.


_ The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation.

_ You still live with your parents.

_ Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe of Alien uniforms a little disconcerting.

_ Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker.

_ Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am seeking in a long-term partner.

_ Your height is out of proportion to your weight.

_ I am out of your league, set your sights lower next time


isnt this too harsh?

Hahahaha Perfect ways to crush egos.

--Your constant e-mailing shows me you have TOO much time on your hands!

_ The fact that our dining experiences to date has left MY wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter!

_ Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe of Alien uniforms a little disconcerting.

_ Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am seeking in a long-term partner.

_ I am out of your league, set your sights lower next time

I will and honestly do have demeaning responses to all these points. Its just as well it could never happen to me.

tell him we have grown apart, and I want something different.

riadora:

tell him we have grown apart, and I want something different.

One can quote this time and time again