luvly101:
REQUEST

Girl: "I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.If someone is going to move into high-cost residential area of Manhattan, $250k annual income is not enough.

“I’m here humbly to ask a few questions: 1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym) 2) Which age group should I target? 3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys. 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married) , Ms. Pretty”

RESPONSE

Millionaire : “Dear Ms. Pretty, I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor.My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.”

“Details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money.” Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.However, there is a deadly problem here. Your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.”

“From the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trade has a position. Dating you is also a “trading position. If the trade value dropped, we would sell it. It’s not a good idea to keep it for the long term. The same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision, any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased.” Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advise you to forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy.You could seek to become rich yourself, earning a $500k annual income. This is more likely than you finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps.”


A deserving reply to a depreciation asset?

vizkiz:
All these because of common $500k

When will these people start acting like Dj Khaled?

Call my name... Dj Khaled... You smart, you loyal, take this money spend it for nothing.

I wonder oo!! When I were in the states of Congo, we spended money as if it's tisu payper.

Smellymouth:
....

I wonder oo!! When I were in the states of Congo, we spended money as if it's tisu payper.

Yeah, We Buying million dollar cars and forgotten to using it

vizkiz:


Yeah, We Buying million dollar cars and forgotten to using it

My guy!! I remember that Egg rolls Royse phantom coup(e) you bought last year!!

You gave it to your side chick right?
Abeg chop hand joor

Ya da real MVP

Smellymouth:


My guy!! I remember that Egg rolls Royse phantom coup(e) you bought last year!!

You gave it to your side chick right?
Abeg chop hand joor

Ya da real MVP

Yeah, that's me bro. We don't use to louding things. Prouding is bad

vizkiz:


Yeah, that's me bro. We don't use to louding things. Prouding is bad

Na so baba.. Louding is a sin

Smellymouth:


Na so baba.. Louding is a sin

Yes oh I gats money! .

Abeg you get 50naira change there? I wan take am pay offering

vizkiz:


Yes oh I gats money! .

Abeg you get 50naira change there? I wan take am pay offering

brotherly, I get #500,000 for atm but I nor get tfare to go GTB close to Aguda.

If u fit loan me #100 make I enter bus from Mushin,na #10k I go give u if I use my atm

Trust me, I gats money mhennn

Smellymouth:


brotherly, I get #500,000 for atm but I nor get tfare to go GTB close to Aguda.

If u fit loan me #100 make I enter bus from Mushin,na #10k I go give u if I use my atm

Trust me, I gats money mhennn

The problem with big men like us is that we don't use to have little change like 1k, 500, 100 in our wallet.... The thing dey tire me mehn, arrgghhh. Dammit mehn!

You know watin you go do, just enter all those red brt and if conductor ask for money tell am say you be staff

vizkiz:



The problem with big men like us is that we don't use to have little change like 1k, 500, 100 in our wallet.... The thing dey tire me mehn, arrgghhh. Dammit mehn!

You know watin you go do, just enter all those red brt and if conductor ask for money tell am say you be staff

vizkiz:



The problem with big men like us is that we don't use to have little change like 1k, 500, 100 in our wallet.... The thing dey tire me mehn, arrgghhh. Dammit mehn!

You know watin you go do, just enter all those red brt and if conductor ask for money tell am say you be staff

Conductor:: Owo da?

Me:: ***in a thick weed voice**Alaye, chillax joor, I be staff

Conductor::: ***in a thicker weed/ monkey tail / ogogoro voice ***--Olooribu nie ni!!fun mi owo mi joor!!!Ko sere ni Moscow!!
Abi ori eleyi o pe ni?

ME:: I be staff joor!


***10 minutes later***

My NEW look :::

KingRex1:
lol I remember how one conductor almost killed one guy for mile2 cut of this shii

lol...Maybe the guy no get strong face. If you use during face tell am say "ogbeni I be staff" him go look you very well to confirm maybe you strong or not.

Smellymouth:


Conductor:: Owo da?
Me:: ***in a thick weed voice**Alaye, chillax joor, I be staff
Conductor::: ***in a thicker weed/ monkey tail / ogogoro voice ***--Olooribu nie ni!!fun mi owo mi joor!!!Ko sere ni Moscow!!
Abi ori eleyi o pe ni?
ME:: I be staff joor!
***10 minutes later***
My NEW look :::

chai... Why you no tell am say you be mopo and you go form phone call for am like say you dey call your squad come meet. My padi dey follow conductor do gentle man

Smellymouth:


brotherly, I get #500,000 for atm but I nor get tfare to go GTB close to Aguda.

If u fit loan me #100 make I enter bus from Mushin,na #10k I go give u if I use my atm

Trust me, I gats money mhennn

joeace2020:
Smellymouth and vizkiz are professional clowns

Izyyblaze:

I'm telling you.
They have both got first class in the school of "clowniology".lol

Bae, life is too short.. it's best you laugh out loud and act like the world is coming to an end anytime soon .


Me and vizkiz right now!!

Smellymouth:


Bae, life is too short.. it's best you laugh out loud and act like the world is coming to an end anytime soon..


Me and vizkiz right now!!

Smellymouth:


Bae, life is too short.. it's best you laugh out loud and act like the world is coming to an end anytime soon .


Me and vizkiz right now!!

Izyyblaze:

I'm telling you.
They have both got first class in the school of "clowniology".lol

Stephandeswardt:



Same reason I didn't marry my ex......pity the fool that married her.....very smart girl......but limited her potential to beauty and good sex....