Today is World Penis Day

A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?

Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance
3. It is polite, it bows after performing.

Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves.
⭕1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're bleeped.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got bleeped to achieve it.
⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

Happy penis day

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Yawns

#waiting for dem guys to upload dicks pics,make we gurls select.


Modified:Y r u guys quoting me without uploading d pics of ya dicks,becareful.I wan pick my choice. oya sharp sharp,dey roll am in abi una dicks no fine?

Warris dis

select ke....... hahahahahahahhh dey wait..... select ke....... hahahahahahahhh dey wait.....

Oya lets go there...my dic pic in a bit. Don't touch dat dial.

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World Joystick day according to who

select?

prettythicksme:
Yawns

#waiting for dem guys to upload dicks pics,make we gurls select.

@ Op Source??


btw, dick's so small, ma girlfriend took it to court and they threw it out for lack of evidence. #covereye

prettythicksme:
Yawns

#waiting for dem guys to upload dicks pics,make we gurls select.

Gosh u wana be selecting peoples john thomas like say na grocery store...nawa ooo u ol Pervert

hehehe nothing wey I no go hear

prettythicksme:
Yawns
#waiting for dem guys to upload dicks pics,make we gurls select.

Kai ! You na hardcore babe.

If only the day could solve the problem with my odogun I'll be happy.

Justdulla:
Gosh u wana be selecting peoples john thomas like say na grocery store...nawa ooo u ol Pervert

oya upload urs too!

Jarizod:
Ladies first

Wait till no bra day

prettythicksme:
Wait till no bra day

Holy Raphael