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by Nobody: 11:47am On May 22, 2016

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Re: by zanebaddo(m): 11:50am On May 22, 2016

Come out!! Come out!! Everybody!!!..... ... Umunnem na umunnam that kind story wey we de wait for don finally land ooo grin

Any attempt or attempted attempt by unscrupulous elements to attack this thread ehh!... Make I no talk first grin

@op I stand gidigba like hunchback by your side, grin

... Omo front page here we come cheesy

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Re: by iceberylin(m): 11:52am On May 22, 2016

NOTHING SWEET PASS WHEN YA RIDE SPOIL OPPORTUNITY TO SCOUT ... E BAD WHEN YOU DH GO NORTH NA ONLY UGLY BLACK BLACK GIRLS DH ENTER THE BUS, BAD SMELL AND FEAR OF BOMB EXPLOSION... angry

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Re: by Cutehector(m): 11:54am On May 22, 2016

Pls complete ds story fast angry

Re: by Nobody: 11:58am On May 22, 2016

Re: by Nobody: 12:00pm On May 22, 2016

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Re: by Cutehector(m): 12:01pm On May 22, 2016

iLegend:

I have written all the parts already, but I want to post 1 a day. Ok, lemme post part two now.

and part 3 and 4. I like the story already

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Re: by Nobody: 12:05pm On May 22, 2016

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Re: by Tonydeeb(m): 12:07pm On May 22, 2016

Following...

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Re: by czarr(m): 12:14pm On May 22, 2016

Sense of humour....take you places when it comes to girls grin

,just don't be a clown about.don't be their clown.
Just good old wit.

Re: by Nobody: 12:18pm On May 22, 2016

Today is sunday!

Complete this story brother!

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Re: by CaroLyner(f): 2:34pm On May 22, 2016

to be modified after the completion of the story*

Re: by IamLEGEND1: 2:44pm On May 22, 2016

she laughed at that ?

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Re: by Nobody: 4:33pm On May 22, 2016

Let's say I want to watch this to while away excess time grin

Re: by horladmejy(m): 4:48pm On May 22, 2016

Baba come and finish werin you start ooo.this ain't season film weh go take 1 week....write everything make we comment... you know say mb scarce and mtn keeps zapping mb quickly this days undecided

Re: by rosieluv(f): 4:58pm On May 22, 2016

coman finish dis story

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Re: by Djboosting: 5:15pm On May 22, 2016

iLegend:
PART 3

Our bodies were touching each others and I accused her of molesting me and she looked surprise and laughed. ******
. I'm the man here, so I didn't laugh.

She asked me where Am I from and I said ------- State. I asked her she said ------- State.

She asked what I'm coming here to do. I said I came to recruit an armed robbery group and if she wants to join. She laughed and laughed. ***

She asked me which school I'm in and I said, "primary 5", but will soon be in primary 6 by next year. She bursted into laughter again..

...and started beating me. I told her to stop undressing me that everybody is watching. I'm not ready for sex yet and I'm a virgin. Then,

...to be continued.

L...O...fvcking...L

I accused her of molesting me and she looked surprise... My God, why are you doing this attraction gun-blazing on that young girl? cool

I told her to stop undressing me that everybody is watching. I'm not ready for sex yet and I'm a virgin.
Haha.. And you 'murdered' her.. grin

Lol..

Even if you're not finishing the story, I can perfectly hand it to you the girl is hooked..

The moment you meet a girl, and you can inspire this emotion of “..who does he think he is to say all that to me, he's so bold..”
Psshh.. She hooked.

Blowjôb on the way, or she won't let you leave, else you exchange contact to redo the whole 'traveling'..

Thumbs up bruv. That's the deal.

I really wish guys knew all these and stop their "Use-money-to-get-girls mentality"..
Well, when there is ego, you can't learn from others..

Ride on as you keep bending the world over..

- JD

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Re: by ShilohEagle(m): 5:18pm On May 22, 2016

I legend come finish your story o

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Re: by Nobody: 5:29pm On May 22, 2016

Guy come and complete this thing please.

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Re: by Nobody: 8:21pm On May 22, 2016

This op should hurry up naw

Re: by faith551(m): 8:35pm On May 22, 2016

DAMN!! how i wish i could talk with such humor like the op around a lady, am just too damn serious i dnt even talk in a public vehicle,
But i think it's a nice thing tho.
Op you better come back here and start what you have finished (sorry finish what you have started) or else you'll pay for the 1gigabyte i wasted on this thread

Re: by Nobody: 4:34am On May 23, 2016

rosieluv:
coman finish dis story

How are you?

Re: by sundoj08(m): 4:36am On May 23, 2016

Ok I'm just gon chill and read this since i got a lil time to spare cool

Re: by Nobody: 7:24am On May 23, 2016

Re: by Nobody: 7:25am On May 23, 2016

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Re: by Mjones77(m): 7:37am On May 23, 2016

oya where is chapter 5

Re: by Nobody: 8:01am On May 23, 2016

Ilegend plzz bring it on

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Re: by firstking01(m): 8:02am On May 23, 2016

iceberylin:
NOTHING SWEET PASS WHEN YA RIDE SPOIL OPPORTUNITY TO SCOUT ... E BAD WHEN YOU DH GO NORTH NA ONLY UGLY BLACK BLACK GIRLS DH ENTER THE BUS, BAD SMELL AND FEAR OF BOMB EXPLOSION...

Re: by firstking01(m): 8:03am On May 23, 2016

iLegend:

I have written all the parts already, but I want to post 1 a day. Ok, lemme post part two now.

Will you stop the suspense and post everything here already undecided

Re: by firstking01(m): 8:09am On May 23, 2016

czarr:
Sense of humour....take you places when it comes to girls ,just don't be a clown about.don't be their clown.
Just good old wit.

I tell ya,,,your head dey there...it strips them of whatever they think they are undecided

, and render them vulnerable to whatever you wanna use them for anything grin

Re: by firstking01(m): 8:09am On May 23, 2016

czarr:
Sense of humour....take you places when it comes to girls ,just don't be a clown about.don't be their clown.
Just good old wit.

I tell ya,,,your head dey there...it strips them of whatever they think they are undecided

, and renders them vulnerable to whatever you wanna use them for grin

Re: by rosieluv(f): 8:31am On May 23, 2016

alfred5:

How are you?

am fyn n u

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