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Funny Quotes! Funny Indeed by NevetsIbot(m): 6:55pm On May 30, 2016 |
ROBERT MUGABE'S LATEST QUOTES 1) "Some women's legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading". ✔Robert Mugabe, 2016 2) "It's hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire". ✔Robert Mugabe, 2016 3) "If you are ugly; you are ugly - stop talking about inner beauty because we don't walk around with X-rays". ✔Robert Mugabe, 2016 4) "Dear sister, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining. You are not an umbrella". ✔Robert Mugabe, 2016 5) "Check your girlfriend's body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain. ✔Robert Mugabe, 2016 6) "Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face". ✔Robert Mugabe, 2016 7) "It's better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn't even drill it herself. ✔Robert Mugabe, 2016 "Some of you girls can't even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade". ✔Robert Mugabe, 2016 9) "If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together. ✔Robert Mugabe, April 2016 10) "God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker". ✔Robert Mugabe, March 2016 11) "If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected Penis in public." ✔Robert Mugabe, January 2016 1 Like |
Re: Funny Quotes! Funny Indeed by Hundreddegrees(m): 6:58pm On May 30, 2016 |
Funny indeed |
Re: Funny Quotes! Funny Indeed by youngaz(m): 7:10pm On May 30, 2016 |
Numba 1,2,3 nd 11 is hillarious!!! |
Re: Funny Quotes! Funny Indeed by goodmorning40: 7:11pm On May 30, 2016 |
Yea |
Re: Funny Quotes! Funny Indeed by Smellymouth: 7:11pm On May 30, 2016 |
Hahahaha |
Re: Funny Quotes! Funny Indeed by Edwinmason(m): 7:13pm On May 30, 2016 |
very hillarious indeed |
Re: Funny Quotes! Funny Indeed by Nobody: 10:37pm On May 30, 2016 |
Re: Funny Quotes! Funny Indeed by Lordeveek: 10:43pm On May 30, 2016 |
The guy is good... See punches |
Re: Funny Quotes! Funny Indeed by NevetsIbot(m): 7:41am On May 31, 2016 |
Hundreddegrees:the funniest is that erect dick instance... Man!! I hate when it happens 1 Like |
Re: Funny Quotes! Funny Indeed by Hundreddegrees(m): 9:09am On May 31, 2016 |
NevetsIbot: Hehehehe...You go hook am for belt na |
Re: Funny Quotes! Funny Indeed by NevetsIbot(m): 9:23am On May 31, 2016 |
Hundreddegrees:hehe. You say wetin? E go obvious if you tuck in na.. And I been dey tuck in always |
Re: Funny Quotes! Funny Indeed by Hundreddegrees(m): 9:26am On May 31, 2016 |
NevetsIbot: Na to sitdown one place o...till e calm |
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