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Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by matrixx9(m): 7:30pm On Jun 06, 2016

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Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by Vicboi1(m): 7:37pm On Jun 06, 2016
just take a look at this embarrassment to a whole PRESIDENT of Nigeria na wa ohh u think its high time some companies in Nigeria. start getting fined for doing things like this

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Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by chigoizie7(m): 7:39pm On Jun 06, 2016
Chai, ndia egbutópú buhari.

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Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by Wisdomkosi(m): 7:41pm On Jun 06, 2016
He really needs it

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Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by Wisdomkosi(m): 7:44pm On Jun 06, 2016
Vicboi1:
just take a look at this embarrassment to a whole PRESIDENT of Nigeria na wa ohh u think its high time some companies in Nigeria. start getting fined for doing things like this
Keep quiet, do you know the kind embarrassment the president has given to we Nigerians just because of ear infection that ordinary chemist man can treat? Omo Park well make I no vex for you because you know no go like am

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Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by meezynetwork(m): 7:46pm On Jun 06, 2016
What is this meaning of the embarrassment
Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by wristbangle: 7:46pm On Jun 06, 2016
GlaxoSmithKline Nigeria sha! cheesy

Hilarious comment indeed. Another way to push their sales through funny marketing strategy.

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Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by cstr8: 7:49pm On Jun 06, 2016
haha.
Trust buhari to sanction them and throw more people into the unemployment market like a true dullard.

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Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by Blakjewelry(m): 8:14pm On Jun 06, 2016
Tell lucozade to get prepared for apc and dss

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Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by chukwukadibia10: 8:14pm On Jun 06, 2016
Useless prisidiot.

President and Northern Nigeria

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Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by richidinho(m): 8:18pm On Jun 06, 2016
I no tell youuuuuu

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Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by randomme: 8:18pm On Jun 06, 2016
cstr8:
haha.
Trust buhari to sanction them and throw more people into the unemployment market like a true dullard.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin KiKikiKi i DON'T REALLY NOW WHY i CLiCKED THE Like BUTTON.






grin grin grin grin grin grin grin STill LAUGHiNG

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Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by randomme: 8:21pm On Jun 06, 2016
THiS iS NOT EMBARRASSMENT, i CALL THiS PAYBACK!



HE HAS BEEN EMBARRASSING US FOR SO LONG NOW, THERE iS NO MONOPOLY iN EMBARRASSMENT.

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Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by Jwonder(m): 8:27pm On Jun 06, 2016
hahaha.. funny nation
Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by SirREX94: 8:33pm On Jun 06, 2016
I'm still wondering if his ENT Specialist recommended Lucozade Boost in it's refined form as drops to treat Meniere disease? If not, na OYO!
Vicboi1:
just take a look at this embarrassment to a whole PRESIDENT of Nigeria na wa ohh u think its high time some companies in Nigeria. start getting fined for doing things like this
Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by sugarlady(f): 8:36pm On Jun 06, 2016
.w
Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by seunny4lif(m): 8:39pm On Jun 06, 2016
grin grin grin
Incase FP grin grin

This land is not for sale grin
Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by Joel3(m): 8:43pm On Jun 06, 2016
before the election buhari made several promise and one of them is to banned government officials from using government fund to travel abroad for treatment. and promised to fixed all the hospital, many times different governor's claimed to have build a world class hospital and yet we keep seeing them traveled abroad for treatment.

below is the Buhari Promise List.


Writes THISDAY Politics Desk

1. Public declaration of assets and liabilities

2. State and community policing


3. Ban on all government officials from seeking medical
care abroad

4. Implementation of the National Gender Policy, including
35% of appointive positions for women

5. Revival of Ajaokuta steel company

6. Generation, transmission and distribution of at least
20,000 MW of electricity within four years and increasing
to 50,000 MW with a view to achieving 24/7 uninterrupted
power supply within 10 years.

7. Empowerment scheme to employ 740,000 graduates
across the 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory.

8. Establishment of a free-tuition and scholarship scheme
for pupils who have shown exceptional aptitude in science
subjects at O/Levels to study ICT-related courses

9. 720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the federation per
annum (20,000 per state)

10. Three million Jobs per year

11. To embark on vocational training, entrepreneurial and
skills acquisition schemes for graduates along with the
creation of a Small Business Loan Guarantee Scheme to
create at least 5 million new jobs by 2019.

15. Creation of a Social Welfare Programme of at least
Five Thousand Naira (N5000) that will cater for the 25
million poorest and most vulnerable citizens upon the
demonstration of children’s enrollment in school and
evidence of immunisation to help promote family stability

16. Recruitment and training of at least 100,000 officers
into the Nigerian police force and establish a Federal Anti-
terrorism Agency.

17. One free meal (to include fruits) daily, for public
primary school pupils

18. Building an airport in Ekiti State

19. Eradication of state of origin, replacing that with state
of residence to ensure Nigerians are Nigerians first before
anything else.

25. Permanent peace in the Niger Delta and other conflict
prone areas such as Plateau, Taraba, Bauchi, Borno and
Abia.

26. No plans to Islamise Nigeria.

27. Nationwide sanitation plans to keep Nigeria clean

28. Preserving the independence of the Central Bank

29. Simplifying immigration process to foster faster visa
processing at points of entry.

30. Special incentives to facilitate the education of the girl
child

31. Full implementation of the National Identification
Scheme to generate the relevant data.

32. Making Information Technology, Manufacturing,
Agriculture and Entertainment key drivers of our economy

33. Balancing the economy across regions by the creation
of six new Regional Economic Development Agencies
(REDAs) to act as champions of sub-regional
competitiveness

34. Putting in place a N300bn regional growth fund
(average of N50bn in each geo-political region) to be
managed by the REDAs.

36. Reviving and reactivating the minimally performing
Refineries to optimum capacity

37. Creating additional middle-class of at least two million
new home owners in the first year in government and one
million annually thereafter.

38. Creating an additional middle class of at least four
million new home owners by 2019 by enacting national
mortgage single digit interest rates for purchase of owner
occupier houses as well as reviewing the collateral
qualification to make funding for home ownership easier,
with 15 to 30 year mortgage terms.

39. Enacting a national mortgage system that will lend at
single digit interest rates for purchase of owner occupier
houses.

40. Injecting extra N30bn into the Agricultural sector to
create more agro-allied jobs by way of loans at nominal
interest rates for capital

42. Creating a national infrastructural development bank to
provide loans at nominal interest rates exclusively for this
sector.

43. Construction of 3,000km of Superhighway including
service trunks

44. Building of up to 4,800km of modern railway lines –
one third to be completed by 2019

45. At least one functioning airport is available in each of
the 36 states.

46. Ending gas flaring and ensuring sales of at least half
of gas produce, within Nigeria

47. Speedily passing the much-delayed Petroleum Industry
Bill (PIB) and ensuring that local content issues are fully
addressed.

48. Establishing at least six new universities of science
and technology with satellite campuses in various states.

49. Establishing six centres of excellence to address the
needs of special education

50. Prioritising the reduction of the infant mortality rate by
2019 to 3%

51. Reducing maternal mortality by more than 70%

52. Reducing HIV/AIDs infection rate by 50% and other
infectious diseases by 75%

53. Improving life expectancy by additional 10 years on
average.

54. Increasing the number of physicians from 19 per 1000
population to 50 per 1000

55. Increasing national health expenditure per person per
annum to about N50,000 (from less than N10,000
currently)

56. Increasing the quality of all federal government-owned
hospitals to world class standard withijn five years

81. Free education at primary, secondary and tertiary
institutions for Science, Technology, Engineering and
Mathematics (STEM) and Education.

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/time-to-walk-the-
talk/210866/


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Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by Nobody: 8:45pm On Jun 06, 2016
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Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by xmich(m): 8:48pm On Jun 06, 2016
I was here and am very sure bugari is aware
Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by Joel3(m): 8:48pm On Jun 06, 2016
grin most of you guys don't know that Buhari received intelligent report that Niger Delta Avengers are capable of carrying out missiles test. with aso rock. hence his vacation. this is the first time buhari uses the word vacation on all his foreign trips and giving power to osenbajo.

according to saharareporter buhari may extend is vacation to more days.

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Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by Nobody: 8:51pm On Jun 06, 2016
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Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by SWG25: 8:56pm On Jun 06, 2016
You won't blame them. They've witnessed a drop in their revenues and profits because of our monkey president. They need to shake him up a lil bit

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Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by montezz(f): 9:17pm On Jun 06, 2016
Blakjewelry:
Tell lucozade to get prepared for apc and dss
And EFCC.
Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by flokii: 9:39pm On Jun 06, 2016
What should we call this now?

Market strategy or wat.. Too shallow
Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by Nobody: 10:13pm On Jun 06, 2016
Is this an embarrassment, just a market strategy.
Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by CaroLyner(f): 10:28pm On Jun 06, 2016
Wisdomkosi:
Keep quiet, do you know the kind embarrassment the president has given to we Nigerians just because of ear infection that ordinary chemist man can treat? Omo Park well make I no vex for you because you know no go like am
.

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Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by Nobody: 10:32pm On Jun 06, 2016
Kosi wahala, efcc and dss awaits u guys, u guys shud just make all ur sales between now and d nxt 10 days wen baba go show.....and btw, its bin long I drank lucozade boost, I tink dis advert just reminded me that I nid something like that.
Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by idupaul: 10:48pm On Jun 06, 2016
This must be a hoax account
Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by Nobody: 11:24pm On Jun 06, 2016
CaroLyner:
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Dance all night in your room, or in the club? Thought you didn't fancy clubbing. Busted! tongue
Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by DrLee(m): 11:42pm On Jun 06, 2016
shocked
what shall we not see in this country?
Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by mytime24(f): 11:51pm On Jun 06, 2016
Haha, even olomo bitter dey naija too grin

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