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16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by christopheru(m): 8:32pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
1. Thank him everyday for ‘saving’ you from the clutches of spinsterhood. You know marriage is EVERY woman’s goal. 2. Marry as a virgin, but be a freak in the sheets on your wedding night. Just instinctively know how to do everything in the bedroom. 3.Remember to never ask questions, challenge him or disagree. He is always right. Just leave it. 4.Lose that pregnancy weight right there on the delivery table. Back to a size 8 immediately. 5.Never fall sick, complain or get tired. Basically be superwoman. 6. Have a washing machine, but still lovingly handwash his underwear. That’s true love right there. 7.Always wake up before him so you can do “one or two things” around the house. [img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSf7qccDAz-Dy_nHSITW3_EnLi7qAzBehsRRLCu5L3xEfVipwnmNe5wbSc[/img] As a woman why should ur guy wake up before you? When its not like ur ill or pregnant? U should be doing 1 or 2 things b4 he wakes up!!!! 8.Get a well-paying job but make sure you never earn more than him. If they offer you a pay raise, turn it down. 9.Make sure that job doesn’t stop you from taking the kids to school, picking them, and helping with their homework. [img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmDHSeN-peeCWNsB5fYcgHGDSaBQ5BtB90crZU0jMd0U7gqeqflNviYbs[/img] So, basically a 10 – 2 job. Don’t ask questions just find it. 10.Never cheat on your husband, but forgive him if he ever ‘accidentally’ cheats on you. You know men will be men. 11. 11.Also remember to apologize when he cheats, because it was most likely your fault. If you were being the perfect wife he wouldn’t have fallen inside another woman. Oya say sorry. 12. Figure out how to always have a hot meal waiting on the table before you get home. Just figure it out. Or what else do you want me to say? 13.Throw away that microwave, the food must always be freshly made. What are you warming? 14. Remember to always praise your husband whenever he does anything around the house. Remember it’s your work, he is just helping. 15. Look like a supermodel while doing house chores. Don’t ever tie a wrapper in front of him. Do everything in heels. Lol 16. But never be indecently dressed in public or else You know the drill. Obey these rules and your man will be yours forever. you can add your own rule.. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by IamMetallic: 9:19pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
Pls @OP, if you find such a woman kindly lemme know, even though I no trust you. 1 Like |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Sharp9: 9:28pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
lol. African rules of relationship was written by a man. favoured men mostly 1 Like |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by HaneefahRN(f): 9:34pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
Lolz 3 Likes |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by eitsei(m): 4:30am On Jun 13, 2016 |
If a man wants all this from a woman he can simply find clay and mould his own specific type of a wife with all these qualities 9 Likes |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Nobody: 7:40am On Jun 13, 2016 |
I think these things are simple especially if a lady is brought up along this path. Through out this write-up, I didn't come across a Man requesting for cash from a LADY, it goes to show that MEN already know their responsibilities. It think a LADY that does these sincerely, deserves nothing but ATTENTION, AFFECTION & APPRECIATION. In fact, she does not only deserve to know my IGR but also deserves to be a Signatory to my personal account. But the QUESTION remains, Are there ladies still like this, because the last group of ladies with such qualities are all GRANNIES now and these our INDOMIE and BLACK BERRY ladies have always seen them as SLAVES as well as Good - for - Nothing MOTHERS who allowed "MEN" to have their ways. To a WOMAN, social media does a Lot damage. To a MAN, social media does minimal damage. This is as a result of the content of Reasoning applicable to men. However, LADIES are more powerful than MEN, with respect to emotional stability ( ask widows and widowers) 1 Like |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Amicable24: 9:08am On Jun 13, 2016 |
Following... But then I noticed dat d op must be a [size=15pt]Male Chauvinist[/size] if he's expecting all these from a woman jst to be loved back by her man.. These are not attributes of a Perfect wife but attributes of [size=15pt]SLAVERY IN MARRIAGE[/size].. (Not all though, I still agree with some) OP, the poster above me and others in support of the motion, when u find such a woman do let us knw.. Meanwhile..
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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Amicable24: 9:13am On Jun 13, 2016 |
IamMetallic:Op must be high on Oshogbo weed Hahahahhahaaaaaa 1 Like |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Nobody: 9:36am On Jun 13, 2016 |
EVILFOREST: Nigerian men been wanting to eat their cakes and have it since 1903 . . . . . Oshi!!! In you twisted sense of entitlement, you didn't even see the sarcasm in the original post. Until you raise your own child to those standards, you have no right demanding such from someone else's daughter all in the name of wife. 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Amicable24: 10:06am On Jun 13, 2016 |
Ujoan: 1 Like
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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Nobody: 10:57am On Jun 13, 2016 |
Amicable24:Male chauvinist? It is weird and funny that you didn't notice the sarcasm and humour in the original post, yet you are blowing kisses at someone who did. @OP, you forgot the main one o, based on what I read on NL. His mother is the number one woman in the world, but he should definitely come before your own father. He can get another wife if you kill yourself but he can never get another mother,so behave well...do her bidding and call her per second. After her comes you guys kids, then the third position is for you, that's if his sisters/brothers or father fail to grab it first. 8 Likes |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Nobody: 11:02am On Jun 13, 2016 |
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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by bukatyne(f): 11:17am On Jun 13, 2016 |
The perfect Nigerian wife 1 Like |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by lilmax(m): 12:13pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
When he cheats forgive him,its your fault Signed and sealed 1 Like |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Quintee(f): 2:08pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
Kachisbarbie:Honestly, this is the one that annoys me the most. It is unfortunate that most African parents will rarely accept to come first in their married daughters' lives even if she decides to also sideline her husband and they'll do anything (no matter how demeaning) to see that their daughters stay married. 1 Like |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by HaneefahRN(f): 4:46pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
Kachisbarbie: Lolz. A man can even tell his wife blood is thicker than water cos of his siblings but expects her to carry him and his family on her head like gala. The definition of a perfect Nigerian woman is (super woman), and that doesn't mean the man will stay true to you even if you use your whole life to please him. 3 Likes |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Dabbyfab: 5:56pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
Odiegwu, the topic would have been "how to be a slave in marriage" 1 Like |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Nobody: 6:47pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
HaneefahRN:lol @ gala. Darling yaki is more appropriate... It is not easy at all but we go dey try our best. Quintee:Are you trying to tell me you are not aware husband is scarce? If you manage hustle and hook one, you should be happier than Leicester City upon winning the EPL. 5 Likes |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Kaira333: 7:09pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
Op I know dis is for fun. 1 Like |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by realmindz: 7:33pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
Nice one..... always respect his highness, honour him, honour his father, mother, brothers, uncles, nephews, aunties...infact his ancestors, remember you are our wife 3 Likes
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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by christopheru(m): 8:33pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
lilmax:Your head is there 1 Like |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by christopheru(m): 8:35pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
Kaira333:yeah You think fast joor. Forget what these guys are saying. This is just for fun. |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by christopheru(m): 8:45pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
Amicable24:I think You are Sixes and sevens if you believe that this post is a serious one. This is just for fun but some numbers are actually correct but not all.. Why can't you for once reason? Numbers 4,5,8,10,11,15 are for fun man. Cheer up and stop being un necessarily flustered. |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by christopheru(m): 8:50pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
Amicable24:I think you're high on Dusting Powder hahahahahahahahahahaha |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Kaira333: 9:44pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
christopheru:I for say jari |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Amicable24: 10:58pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
christopheru: |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by yvelchstores(f): 11:37pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
I blv the op is being sarcastic. for those men commenting above who blv women shld do all these, welldone o.Mr perfect. |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by darlingtito(f): 12:50am On Jun 14, 2016 |
So dnt u tink a man wud get bored no arguin jus doin all his biddin,nah not possible EVILFOREST: |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by cococandy(f): 4:57am On Jun 14, 2016 |
Lmao. This thread is everything. 2 Likes |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Nobody: 6:03am On Jun 14, 2016 |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by evasweet: 6:11am On Jun 14, 2016 |
Mr rule disher your rules aren't balanced ND that phrase"man must be man"being used to paint a sin is from the pit of hell. 1 Like |
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by christopheru(m): 6:18am On Jun 14, 2016 |
cococandy:sure |
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