One thing about the NYSC that gets every
Nigerian tertiary institution graduate anticipating
is the three weeks orientation camp experience,
one can keep basking in the euphoria of the
moment and even forget there is something called
"job hunting" after the NYSC. like every other
graduates, my case was no different.

When i arrived the NYSC orientation camp at
Nonwa-gbam tai, Rivers state. The first thing that
took my attention was a group of friendly police
women searching people's bags at the camp
gate. One of them walked up to me saying " fine
boy, i hope you brought your shaving clipper"? i
was carried away and cut off guard by the way
she addressed me so i quickly said "yes ma".
She then collected my clipper and dropped in a
big Ghana-must-go bag in front of her. That was
when it downed on me that they where actually
seizing unwanted materials at the gate. At that
point i quickly rearranged my self as a sharp dude
and made sure my answer to the rest of her
questions was a "NO".

It was time to give the NYSC uniform to corp
members on ground. I happened to be on the
queue with a new friend "Casko" who was actually
a sharp dude that always believe that "the patient
dog in Nigeria always have no bone to chew". We
quickly maneuvered our way and before anyone
could say "hey" ,we where already at the front of
the queue. The NYSC official gave me a very big
trouser big enough to cover the legs of the
legendary popular wrestler "Yokozona" and a
jungle boot long enough that could even be an
over size for Hussein Bolt the 100m Olympics
gold medalist. I looked at the official with anger
and asked that those things be changed , funny
enough he replied me with their popular slogan
"go and exchange it with someone" .Who on earth
in this camp will want a kaki trouser and a jungle
boot as big as mine? Where do i start from? those
where the questions i kept asking my self while
wishing i should have just respected myself and
maintained some decorum while waiting on the
queue, maybe the universe was trying to punish
me for not doing it my way! .

I couldn't find anyone to exchange with so i had
to make do with what i had. It was actually time
for man-no-war activities which required us to
come down with our kaki and jungle boot. So i
loaded my 'ambitious boots of destiny' with rags just enough to fill the empty spaces left inside the boots. Ha!
when i arrived the man-no-war ground i quickly
became the most popular dude and the topic of
discussion but i tried not to feel discouraged
knowing fully well that i actually looked different.
My world came crashing before my eyes when i
tried to do some of the man-no-war stunts as my
ambitious jungle boots pulled off, exposing every
single rag inside it! chao...i almost passed out if
not for my friends around. You know the feeling
and looks you get from the female folks when
such things happen, especially when you claim to
be the Mr. fine boy.

My ambitious jungle boots so humbled me that it
remained the topic of my platoon members each
time i arrive the parad ground, you would see
them wanting to snap with me as though i were a
celebrity but i know what goes down in their
mind...LOL





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Lwkmd.......... Oh my God this is the funniest post i have ever read in the History of Nairaland.... Guy you funny Die...... LOL.....

[size=8pt][/size] can't stop laffin dude

chukagodwin:
Lwkmd.......... Oh my God this is the funniest post i have ever read in the History of Nairaland.... Guy you funny Die...... LOL.....

thanks bro!!!

sammyogboso:
[size=8pt][/size] can't stop laffin dude

thumbs up!

andystash:




thumbs up!

Kudos 2u man

Hahaha LWTMB. Hilarious and the picture that you used to convey it is so epic.

At this point I'll be like "I'll rather die than commit suicide"

My world came crashing before my eyes when i tried to do some of the man-no-war stunts as my ambitious jungle boots pulled off, exposing every single rag inside it! chao...i almost passed out if not for my friends around.

Dottune:
Hahaha LWTMB. Hilarious and the picture that you used to convey it is so epic.

At this point I'll be like "I'll rather die than commit suicide"

haha...you know that feeling that comes with such scenario bro!!!

Laugh won kill 4here

Edemab:
Laugh won kill 4here

that's the reason dear

This is so funny men.

tabithababy:
This is so funny men.

thanks dear...

Hahahahahaha....... Very funny. I almost choked on my drink. Can't wait for my time

lwkm....hilarious!!!this guy made my morning

Emmaesty:
Hahahahahaha....... Very funny. I almost choked on my drink. Can't wait for my time

thanks dear. happy it was able to put a smile on ur face... more of such stories are been dropped on my blog daily.

Elsuperior:
lwkm....hilarious!!!this guy made my morning

am really happy i did. cheers dear

woooooo. POP. is over!!!!! fully certified!

Very funny! Lol.
So bad this didn't make FP. Lalasticlala this is a nice post na. FP worthy.

Opiletool:
Very funny! Lol.
So bad this didn't make FP. Lalasticlala this is a nice post na. FP worthy.

thanks man....