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My NYSC Ambitious Jungle Boots Of Destiny by andystash(m): 10:36am On Jun 14, 2016 |
One thing about the NYSC that gets every Nigerian tertiary institution graduate anticipating is the three weeks orientation camp experience, one can keep basking in the euphoria of the moment and even forget there is something called "job hunting" after the NYSC. like every other graduates, my case was no different. When i arrived the NYSC orientation camp at Nonwa-gbam tai, Rivers state. The first thing that took my attention was a group of friendly police women searching people's bags at the camp gate. One of them walked up to me saying " fine boy, i hope you brought your shaving clipper"? i was carried away and cut off guard by the way she addressed me so i quickly said "yes ma". She then collected my clipper and dropped in a big Ghana-must-go bag in front of her. That was when it downed on me that they where actually seizing unwanted materials at the gate. At that point i quickly rearranged my self as a sharp dude and made sure my answer to the rest of her questions was a "NO". It was time to give the NYSC uniform to corp members on ground. I happened to be on the queue with a new friend "Casko" who was actually a sharp dude that always believe that "the patient dog in Nigeria always have no bone to chew". We quickly maneuvered our way and before anyone could say "hey" ,we where already at the front of the queue. The NYSC official gave me a very big trouser big enough to cover the legs of the legendary popular wrestler "Yokozona" and a jungle boot long enough that could even be an over size for Hussein Bolt the 100m Olympics gold medalist. I looked at the official with anger and asked that those things be changed , funny enough he replied me with their popular slogan "go and exchange it with someone" .Who on earth in this camp will want a kaki trouser and a jungle boot as big as mine? Where do i start from? those where the questions i kept asking my self while wishing i should have just respected myself and maintained some decorum while waiting on the queue, maybe the universe was trying to punish me for not doing it my way! . I couldn't find anyone to exchange with so i had to make do with what i had. It was actually time for man-no-war activities which required us to come down with our kaki and jungle boot. So i loaded my 'ambitious boots of destiny' with rags just enough to fill the empty spaces left inside the boots. Ha! when i arrived the man-no-war ground i quickly became the most popular dude and the topic of discussion but i tried not to feel discouraged knowing fully well that i actually looked different. My world came crashing before my eyes when i tried to do some of the man-no-war stunts as my ambitious jungle boots pulled off, exposing every single rag inside it! chao...i almost passed out if not for my friends around. You know the feeling and looks you get from the female folks when such things happen, especially when you claim to be the Mr. fine boy. My ambitious jungle boots so humbled me that it remained the topic of my platoon members each time i arrive the parad ground, you would see them wanting to snap with me as though i were a celebrity but i know what goes down in their mind...LOL courtesy of ... www.stashinfo..co.ke/2016/06/my-nysc-ambitious-jungle-boots-of.html?m=1 3 Likes
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Re: My NYSC Ambitious Jungle Boots Of Destiny by chukagodwin(m): 11:17am On Jun 14, 2016 |
Lwkmd.......... Oh my God this is the funniest post i have ever read in the History of Nairaland.... Guy you funny Die...... LOL..... 3 Likes |
Re: My NYSC Ambitious Jungle Boots Of Destiny by sammyogboso(m): 12:18pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
[size=8pt][/size] can't stop laffin dude 1 Like |
Re: My NYSC Ambitious Jungle Boots Of Destiny by andystash(m): 1:11pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
chukagodwin: thanks bro!!! |
Re: My NYSC Ambitious Jungle Boots Of Destiny by andystash(m): 1:13pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Re: My NYSC Ambitious Jungle Boots Of Destiny by sammyogboso(m): 1:16pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
andystash:Kudos 2u man 1 Like |
Re: My NYSC Ambitious Jungle Boots Of Destiny by Dottune(m): 2:41pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Hahaha LWTMB. Hilarious and the picture that you used to convey it is so epic. At this point I'll be like "I'll rather die than commit suicide" My world came crashing before my eyes when i tried to do some of the man-no-war stunts as my ambitious jungle boots pulled off, exposing every single rag inside it! chao...i almost passed out if not for my friends around. |
Re: My NYSC Ambitious Jungle Boots Of Destiny by andystash(m): 5:46pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Dottune: haha...you know that feeling that comes with such scenario bro!!! |
Re: My NYSC Ambitious Jungle Boots Of Destiny by Edemab(f): 6:46pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Laugh won kill 4here 1 Like |
Re: My NYSC Ambitious Jungle Boots Of Destiny by andystash(m): 11:58pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Edemab: that's the reason dear |
Re: My NYSC Ambitious Jungle Boots Of Destiny by tabithababy(f): 9:01am On Jun 15, 2016 |
This is so funny men. 1 Like |
Re: My NYSC Ambitious Jungle Boots Of Destiny by andystash(m): 12:38pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
Re: My NYSC Ambitious Jungle Boots Of Destiny by Emmaesty(f): 8:42pm On Jun 16, 2016 |
Hahahahahaha....... Very funny. I almost choked on my drink. Can't wait for my time 1 Like |
Re: My NYSC Ambitious Jungle Boots Of Destiny by Elsuperior(m): 10:21am On Jun 17, 2016 |
lwkm....hilarious!!!this guy made my morning |
Re: My NYSC Ambitious Jungle Boots Of Destiny by andystash(m): 12:57am On Jun 19, 2016 |
Emmaesty: thanks dear. happy it was able to put a smile on ur face... more of such stories are been dropped on my blog daily. |
Re: My NYSC Ambitious Jungle Boots Of Destiny by andystash(m): 12:58am On Jun 19, 2016 |
Elsuperior: am really happy i did. cheers dear |
Re: My NYSC Ambitious Jungle Boots Of Destiny by andystash(m): 6:56pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
woooooo. POP. is over!!!!! fully certified! |
Re: My NYSC Ambitious Jungle Boots Of Destiny by Opiletool(m): 12:58am On Oct 15, 2016 |
Very funny! Lol. So bad this didn't make FP. Lalasticlala this is a nice post na. FP worthy. 1 Like |
Re: My NYSC Ambitious Jungle Boots Of Destiny by andystash(m): 10:55am On Oct 15, 2016 |
Opiletool: thanks man.... |
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