na wa oo!
anyway take care.

Member: Shaz

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=193484

Description of pix: Green hooded eskimo pump jacket, blue top, Sox baseball cap and multi-coloured shades

Says to me: Whaddup, I came down to sign my hip-hop contract. I got the flow, I gotta roll, hurry up with my dough?

Member: xqwysyte

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=331397

Description of pix: black top, pouting lips

Says to me: [She says] Hi, the MD is not around at the moment, I hope you can wait a few minutes. [She is thinking: So I can feed my eyes on you and, even better, hopefully you ask me out]

plop!

Member: Gabry

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=204848

Description of pix: head shot in a TV

Says to me: Eh, my first day as a Newscaster, I am going to embarass myself as I can not see the autocue well and it is news time.

Nahh That dosnt sound right

Gabry:

Nahh That dosnt sound right

Sigh!

AMAKA

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=377581

Description:Blue top, camera phone, ponytail, eyes string directly at camera.

Says To Me: Check this out. no no, check me out!! You like? Are my eyes tempting enough? Look right into them.
psssst, I'll leave that to sagamite to finish.

na wa oo!!
you might want to modify that. lol

sagamite
do one for OpeLove

hahahaha @ entire topic

THE AMAKA:

sagamite
do one for OpeLove

and one for diva1, sexyleamon, naijacutee

Sagamite:

For me, i think my picture says: Attenion Viewers with lots of money. . . Please. . . if you would be so kind to take to Disneyland for free, I would really appreciate it 

FL Gators:

Sigh!

AMAKA

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=377581

Description:Blue top, camera phone, ponytail, eyes string directly at camera.

Says To Me: Check this out. no no, check me out!! You like? Are my eyes tempting enough? Look right into them.
psssst, I'll leave that to sagamite to finish.

Mori nkan ti o se, o wa lo gbe iya-ara e si kin ba le so to wun . Ni to ri e ni mo ti e fun ni face.

Ara omo no ko ya rara. Mi o ro pe o balance bi o she ma nso oro. Se bi owun lo so pe thread yi boring tele? Weere.

rubbish!

Member: Opelovely

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=71124

Description of pix: Pink dress with ponytail hairstyle

Says to me: At a mutual friend's house, meeting for the first time, classic mars vs. venus scenario [Externally: I am telling her something very casual and trying not to be too direct. Externally: she is listening intensingly.] BUT [Internally: She is thinking he is good-looking, has game, is confident and so is a "maybe" (potential dey). Internally: I am building my strategy and focusing on the end goal like a true pro, nice personality means she is a keeper. Otherwise means I gotta get dat . . .  gotta get dat BOOM BOOM BOOM . . . . . I like dat BOOM BOOM POW . . . . . I'll give it to her faster, better, stronger . . . . . . Cause I like dat that BOOM BOOM POW . . . . . . Dem chicks are jacking my style . . . . . They try to cover my swagger . . . . So I'll put on my supersonic boom . . . . Then y'all hear the spaceship zoom]

Sagamite:



Mori nkan ti o se, o wa lo gbe iya-ara e si kin ba le so to wun . Ni to ri e ni mo ti e fun ni face.

Ara omo no ko ya rara. Mi ro pe o balance bo she ma so oro. Se bi owun lo so pe thread yi boring tele? Weere.

weere nla lomo na Mo ro wipe, eje ta si opolo re ni kekere.

Member: Diva1

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=305554

Description of pix: Pink and black striped top, sitting in a car

Says to me: [She says] What? Why are you looking at me that way? You don't think my dressing is right for going on a walk by the beach. [I say] No, its cool. Its fine.

[But my thoughts (reason why I am staring in the first place)] How the hell did I do this? How did I pull this girl? What the Bleep did I say? It is a blur at the moment but definitely my game has improved since those clumsy teenage years. But keep it cool though, don't let her know she aldat. Wait til my homies see her, they will have to start bowing to me.

dapsycool:

weere nla lomo na Mo ro wipe, eje ta si opolo re ni kekere.

Gba be.

oyinda.:

hahahaha @ entire topic

and one for diva1, sexyleamon, naijacutee

sexyleamon has no personal pix up and naijacutee has no shown expression I can work with, if I tried it would be clumsy.

Daspycool's pix next.

I like her dress and heels, makes me wanna ask her where she got them.

FL Gators:

Daspycool's pix next.

I like her dress and heels, makes me wanna ask her where she got them.

Huh??

Daspycool is a bloke.

Cheiii, for real. . . .so he's being crossdressing huh?

daspy, dnt yab me o. Just joking.

FL Gators:

Cheiii, for real. . . .so he's being crossdressing huh?

daspy, dnt yab me o. Just joking.

Its you I want.

FL Gators:

Cheiii, for real. . . .so he's being crossdressing huh?

daspy, dnt yab me o. Just joking.

Go and sin no more

@sagamite
LOL. You're 40 yrs too late.

Continue with your analysis, its funny/enjoyable to read.



@daspy
Yes, sir.

lol

lovely topic

i'm really having fun here

@ poster,
Keep them coming

Sagamite:



Mori nkan ti o se, o wa lo gbe iya-ara e si kin ba le so to wun . Ni to ri e ni mo ti e fun ni face.

Ara omo no ko ya rara. Mi o ro pe o balance bi o she ma nso oro. Se bi owun lo so pe thread yi boring tele? Weere.

O de da lon. Ma pe to ba bere si sukun.

Sagamite:



Mori nkan ti o se, o wa lo gbe iya-ara e si kin ba le so to wun . Ni to ri e ni mo ti e fun ni face.

Ara omo no ko ya rara. Mi o ro pe o balance bi o she ma nso oro. Se bi owun lo so pe thread yi boring tele? Weere.

ThiefOfHearts:



O de da lon. Ma pe to ba bere si sukun.

Hmmmm , ogiri leti o

This ogiri ko gbo ede ti e (Igbo) talkless of Yoruba

sagamite , u get time o! anyway keep the pics coming.

You people are mean

Sagamite, well done oo. Let's just hope people do not change their profile pictures.

chiogo:

You people are mean

Sagamite, well done oo. Let's just hope people do not change their profile pictures.

But you just changed yours. . . . . . .