Good day all...

This thread is dedicated to all those funny experiences caused by fear, that we have experienced.

Let me share 2 scenarios

1. Years back in secondary school (ss2) I had a friend named Ayo ( ay or blackie-chan), we were always together during sporting activities for our inter- house sport, he always teased and made fun of me because I was the type that got easily scared, on one faithful day while coming back from practice, we decided to take a short cut, which was through one thick bush ... ( Even buhari will be afraid to enter this one ) .. I was already afriad, that what if we saw snake, or jungle rat or "bushbaby" ( LOL)..he was already laughing at me.. I decided to run through the short-cut leaving him behind, when I got to the end of the road I hatched a plan to enter the bush and scare the hell out of him, I entered and waited patiently for him, when I saw him coming, I noticed he was walking small small, as if he was afraid, in my mind I laughed and said "God have catch this one today" , as he drew closer I started making strange sounds and shaking the bush where I was hiding, I thought he would not fall, only for me to see him shouting "who be that, who be that, jesus!!! Jesus!!! Who say make I pass here Ooo jesus, Dipo, where you dey!!!!" At this point laugh had nearly killed me (), I shaked the bush again, omo my guy tear race Oooo screaming "abegooo abegoooo"... I was crying from mad laughter already , I had to pursue him to tell him, I was the one ooo... Till we graduated I made fun of him ehn...

2. Still in secondary school, there was a popular trend then of stabbing school and going to game centre ( hehe almost everybody did it). We had this friend (ernest) whose parents were heavy weight champions of being strict (no nonsense spirikoko family) , he decided to follow us to the game centre on a special day, after hearing different stories of how we had fun. We went to the game centre and we had already spent like 3hrs there ( playing games, gisting and talking with other "stabers" from different schools).. Then suddenly we heard poilce sirens everywhere, as in all of us wanted to run mad, because policemen usually raid this game centres looking for students they will use as meal ticket, and no where to escape, omo we were all close to tears and regretting why we came there that day, before we knew what was happening omo Ernest started Ooo he first shouted "Jesus",na so baba start speaking in tongues oo, we were all looking, watin they happen... Then suddenly baba start to off clothes Ooo saying "God pls lemme escape, ewoooo my mother will kill me 2day Ooo" naso cry start Oooo ( all those cry wey tears and cather they come out)... Instantly the entire centre burst into laughter we could not believe what we were seeing, and as God would have it the policemen came to the complex to burst people on the next floor which housed a cyber cafe. Till this day, I cannot hear the name ernest without laughing....


Sorry for the long essay

(I hope this can make FP let's all laugh together from our experiences)

Please share your experience

Cc
Lalasticlala
Dominique

no be small thing o


fear don do me something for this world to the extent I carry sh!t for yansh run out from toilet

ROTFL u never give us the full gist ooo

cruzita:






no be small thing o


fear don do me something for this world to the extent I carry sh!t for yansh run out from toilet

LOL.

Well, mine happened a few months ago. I was walking to the store one early Sunday morning. I noticed a gate opening & saw this guy pulling out of his driveway. It was one of those long driveways. As the car slowly moved in reverse out of the gate, I saw a dog running from the back of the house, towards the gate. I don't know what breed they're called but I've heard they're dangerous. They have a white coat & pink eyes. Anyway, I thought it was coming for me, so I just stood still in horror, closed my eyes & started
screaming my head off. A moment passed & I was anticipating a bite but none came. I opened my eyes & to my embarrassment, the dog was safely behind the closed gate. I guess the gate closed before it reached it.So yeah, I got scared for nothing lol.

Mine was during interhouse sport training
We were done with training nd our sport master told us to pack our things get into d school bus nd we leave bt d sturborn kids no listen that was how our sport master told d securities at d field ground to realease nd unchain their wicked bull dogs nd all manner of dogs without controlling them u need to see how every one tear race sighting does evil dogs from afar dogs wey no like us before just imagine dem knowing we av been delivered into their hands

Wat amazed me d most dat day was dat dose who cudnt run during training ran faster dan d fastest altheletes in school our sport master was like jesus where did d speed nd strength come from
Some ran like dry were about to fly.

Me sha my running no b running i just dey gallop dey go mehn good old days i miss all of my secondary school mate sha

Kikikikiki fear fear, I know the feeling

BrideOfDracula:
LOL.

Well, mine happened a few months ago. I was walking to the store one early Sunday morning. I noticed a gate opening & saw this guy pulling out of his driveway. It was one of those long driveways. As the car slowly moved in reverse out of the gate, I saw a dog running from the back of the house, towards the gate. I don't know what breed they're called but I've heard they're dangerous. They have a white coat & pink eyes. Anyway, I thought it was coming for me, so I just stood still in horror, closed my eyes & started
screaming my head off. A moment passed & I was anticipating a bite but none came. I opened my eyes & to my embarrassment, the dog was safely behind the closed gate. I guess the gate closed before it reached it.So yeah, I got scared for nothing lol.

Hehehehe

Something funny always happens during inter-house sports training

halfricanadian:
Mine was during interhouse sport training
We were done with training nd our sport master told us to pack our things get into d school bus nd we leave bt d sturborn kids no listen that was how our sport master told d securities at d field ground to realease nd unchain their wicked bull dogs nd all manner of dogs without controlling them u need to see how every one tear race sighting does evil dogs from afar dogs wey no like us before just imagine dem knowing we av been delivered into their hands

Wat amazed me d most dat day was dat dose who cudnt run during training ran faster dan d fastest altheletes in school our sport master was like jesus where did d speed nd strength come from
Some ran like dry were about to fly.

Me sha my running no b running i just dey gallop dey go mehn good old days i miss all of my secondary school mate sha

Ayam coming

MrDojo:
Hehehehe

Something funny always happens during inter-house sports training

lol true tho wen we got to school sef we all were now laughing at one anoda so funny a day

as in.....I get

halfricanadian:


lol true tho wen we got to school sef we all were now laughing at one anoda so funny a day

ErnieSmallzz:
Ayam coming

Oya sharp sharp we are waiting for you...

MrDojo:
as in.....I get

I remember the day, when I and my guys were strolling in the evening....we were forming frosh Niggas all of a sudden on guy use mad speed to pass us, and then other one before I could turn back to see what was chasing them, all my friends don lemme, na so me pick race O only God knows wattin they pursue those Guys till date

youngtroll:
I remember the day, when I and my guys were strolling in the evening....we were forming frosh Niggas all of a sudden on guy use mad speed to pass us, and then other one before I could turn back to see what was chasing them, all my friends don lemme, na so me pick race O only God knows wattin they pursue those Guys till date

You for wait investigate na....

MrDojo:

You for wait investigate na....

I hear u

Lalasticlala & dominique come and share your experience oo

Mine happened some years back when, one night I was sent to go and buy something from a shop klose to our house, there was no light so every where was dark. As Soon as I stepped out of d house and was on d road, I noticed someone walking behind my back, I got scared and increased my steps, d person also increased steps too, by now I started breathing HARD and b4 you'll say Jack Robinson, I found myself running and d person also started running behind me, I was lyk 'God I don die today' I increased speed and d person also did, omo I switch enter 'BoltMode' and ran all d way 2 d shop almost crying, I reached d shop n when I turned back, lo n behold twas my friend, said he saw me wen I left d house and wanted 2 escort me. Niqqa laughed at me n almost fainted!

MarioGomes:
Mine happened some years back when, one night I was sent to go and buy something from a shop klose to our house, there was no light so every where was dark. As Soon as I stepped out of d house and was on d road, I noticed someone walking behind my back, I got scared and increased my steps, d person also increased steps too, by now I started breathing HARD and b4 you'll say Jack Robinson, I found myself running and d person also started running behind me, I was lyk 'God I don die today' I increased speed and d person also did, omo I switch enter 'BoltMode' and ran all d way 2 d shop almost crying, I reached d shop n when I turned back, lo n behold twas my friend, said he saw me wen I left d house and wanted 2 escort me. Niqqa laughed at me n almost fainted!

Buhahahahahahahaha ... Omo your guy wicked Ooo... He suppose tell you say na him na... this is so funny

MrDojo:



Buhahahahahahahaha ... Omo your guy wicked Ooo... He suppose tell you say na him na... this is so funny

ahtell you bro, I didn't see d funny part ov it till years passed! lol

hahahaha this thread funny die. . .see tears as e dey rush comot from my eyes
Thank you all

Okay this happened few years back.

I have a nasty habit of hiding in dark corners and jumping out like ojuju calabar to scare people. I don't know why but it gives me so much joy when I see people frightened and terrified because of me.

So on this fateful day my babe was coming inside the house. I could hear her unlocking the door so I ran and hid behind the door to do my normal work. As she came in I jumped out of my hiding place and roared like a wild animal. Na so from no where my babe start to shout begin knack me with frying pan. I fall for ground she still dey knack me for head. Na so i begin shout say na me, na me!

Till today I no fit remember where that frying pan come from.

I dey CUM

Bros u suppose share your own too Ooo

tonaydo:
hahahaha this thread funny die. . .see tears as e dey rush comot from my eyes

Thank you all

Baba we they wait you....

photoshoot:
I dey CUM

my guy na wa o, he con be like tom and jerry na them be specialist for frying pan

waywardpikin:
Okay this happened few years back.

I have a nasty habit of hiding in dark corners and jumping out like ojuju calabar to scare people. I don't know why but it gives me so much joy when I see people frightened and terrified because of me.

So on this fateful day my babe was coming inside the house. I could hear her unlocking the door so I ran and hid behind the door to do my normal work. As she came in I jumped out of my hiding place and roared like a wild animal. Na so from no where my babe start to shout begin knack me with frying pan. I fall for ground she still dey knack me for head. Na so i begin shout say na me, na me!

Till today I no fit remember where that frying pan come from.

When my ex (not ex per say, just that when i travel to school i take her as the ex, and when i am back we continue from where we stopped) was chasing me in my dream with a knife and when i woke up, she was in a red gown cooking with my sisters in my Dad's house. I didnt eat that morning. December 22, 2015.

cruzita:






no be small thing o


fear don do me something for this world to the extent I carry sh!t for yansh run out from toilet

JESUS !

My own happened when I was small. I and my siblings went up the stairs to our room one dark night. Our mother was outside. Suddenly we just heard whooooosh from the window. All of us ran outside in fear.

Another one happened when I was a bit older. The family was in the sitting room in the midst of prayer. Suddenly sparks flew from the light bulb as NEPA was on very high voltage. All the family ran outside in fear. Even my mama no wait is, she pick race.

bet why na....... And una they pray Ooo

UyiIredia:
My own happened when I was small. I and my siblings went up the stairs to our room one dark night. Our mother was outside. Suddenly we just heard whooooosh from the window. All of us ran outside in fear.

Another one happened when I was a bit older. The family was in the sitting room in the midst of prayer. Suddenly sparks flew from the light bulb as NEPA was on very high voltage. All the family ran outside in fear. Even my mama no wait is, she pick race.

MrDojo:
bet why na....... And una they pray Ooo

Na so we see am o.

This happened back in secondary school, woke up one night very pressed. Was calling my siddy to come escort me to go ease myself but that girl can sleep for Africa ehh, she didn't even move. I was really pressed and couldn't wait till morning, so i gathered moral to go on my own and twas outside the hostel. I went outside, couldn't go far cos of fear, ending up doing my thing right in front of the hostel door, as I turned to go inside, I saw a very long white something hanging in mid air. The way I take run ehh, I still have a scar from my drastic fall that day.

The annoying part was that I woke up in the morning to realise that what I saw was someone's white bed spread that was hung on an old bunk outside

pele...... u sef be beta fear fear o

mizzkweenbee:
This happened back in secondary school, woke up one night very pressed. Was calling my siddy to come escort me to go ease myself but that girl can sleep for Africa ehh, she didn't even move. I was really pressed and couldn't wait till morning, so i gathered moral to go on my own and twas outside the hostel. I went outside, couldn't go far cos of fear, ending up doing my thing right in front of the hostel door, as I turned to go inside, I saw a very long white something hanging in mid air. The way I take run ehh, I still have a scar from my drastic fall that day.

The annoying part was that I woke up in the morning to realise that what I saw was someone's white bed spread that was hung on an old bunk outside