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Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:04pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
1. When you sit down and they say “can we meet you?”
Abi you cannot see me? 53 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:05pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
2. When they ask you “why should we hire you?”
Do you want me to starve? 99 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Oche211(m): 4:06pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
Let me sit down here. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by mebad(m): 4:06pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
Kwantinu |
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:06pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
3. When they ask you where you see yourself in 5 years.
My eyes are paining me, biko or do I look like a prophet ? 84 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:08pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
4. When they ask you how much you’d like to get paid and then cut that figure in half. 32 Likes
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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:09pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
5. When they know you’re 25 and still ask for 24 years experience.
Is it fair? 69 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:10pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
6. How you laugh when the interviewer cracks a dry joke:
Ya very funny sir. 135 Likes 7 Shares
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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:12pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
7. When you finish the interview and find out you still have 3 more tests.
Is it that deep? 77 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:13pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
8. When they ask you what their company goals are.
See question 66 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:14pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
9. How you feel when the person interviewing you asks a stupid question:
You that you have the job you don’t even have sense. 36 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Blessedgurl(f): 4:15pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
Lemme spread my mat here.... 1 Like |
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:16pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
10. You, waiting for them to get back to you.
You people should call me na 76 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:17pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
11. When the interviewer that was cracking jokes with you doesn’t get back to you. Where is the loyalty? 74 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by DATMAT(m): 4:20pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
funny 3 Likes |
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by donbenedict(m): 4:32pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
NLNG Shell NNpc Una well done 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by donbenedict(m): 4:33pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
But where is lalasticlala and mynd44 |
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by chillingbabe: 5:23pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
Lol..Interviewers are fond of "10 and 11" .I think they should learn to contact(email or SMS) all the candidates,whether successful or not successful. Feedback is very important but these recruiters/interviewers will never learn. 6 Likes |
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by vickylincon(m): 5:42pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
No. Funny joor.. I don tire for interviews |
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Nobody: 5:48pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
ROTFL lmaoooo OP ooo u don kee me! See how I'm laughing n crying all at once... This is mighty hilarious I tell ya.... sucha good laugh Especially no 1 and 11 2 Likes |
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by amiibaby(f): 6:30pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
Ok |
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by veekid(m): 6:30pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
No be der fault nah; |
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Explorers(m): 6:31pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
zikoko, shortest way to fp. Nice one |
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Ddonoflife(m): 6:31pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
if i wn go interview, i go put that lord chosen green cloth on top my suit so i wil b considad 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Edubrazilnwa(m): 6:33pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
it's al abt the money mehn! 2 Likes
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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Neduzze5(m): 6:34pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
There should be a law that stipulates the interviews to be asked. 1 Like |
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by haibe(m): 6:34pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by mekonglobal(m): 6:35pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by izzou(m): 6:35pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
Na so 18 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Adekorya: 6:36pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
K |
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