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Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
excuse my naughtiness your royal MODiness, this question just popped into my head when I saw a really funny news on LIB so I'd like to know if you'd allow your wife to own a dil'do or two. In case you don't know what dildos are, hmmm.... Well they are objects shaped in form of *clears throat* used by women for sexual pleasure. Sandoki can enlighten us better on that. So there you go. |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Nobody: 8:20pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
A big NO. The only dild0 she needs is my majestic natural third leg. C'est fini |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by mmclatino(m): 8:21pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Not in this life.. |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by dickoflife(m): 8:23pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Yes depending. On the circumstance. I no dey naija for extended periods for example I prefer her using a Love Machine than an extra person. 3 Likes |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Nobody: 8:39pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Seun no go kill me. Wetin be Love Machine again?! Self-service, Joystick, bleep, bosom, love peddler, e.t.c. Am I the only one who laughs hard at these censored terms? Seun is a comedian I swear. |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Nobody: 9:06pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
dickoflife: Na from dild0 e take dey start....then d dild0 starts feeling inhuman and b4 u know it....hehehe |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Barackmeringo: 9:30pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
hell fucking no!! |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by dickoflife(m): 9:35pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Wealthgang:bro I get ur way of thinking but reason am say e go at least give u small timeframe to find beta solution. |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Synzu(m): 9:37pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Where's redgem seff? |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Nobody: 9:44pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Una dey burst my head wallahi |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Nobody: 9:50pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
dickoflife: Dis ur username sef U no supoz get wife wey dey crave dild0 |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Nobody: 9:56pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Wealthgang: Funny though, but on a second thought he may not be addressing the issue of craving a dil'do but perhaps as a solution tool to prevent her from infidelity. My thoughts tho. 1 Like |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Nobody: 9:56pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Reiyvinn: Bros no be only u o Seun's censored words are fvcking stewpid I swear Be like say my ban dey do press-up. Fvck it I don't fvcking care |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Nobody: 10:01pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Reiyvinn: |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Wealthgang: Your ban just dey run come meet you like old man wey get polio. |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by fox26: 10:11pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
yes I can give a permission to buy any size she wants you knw. even a big horse model toy to make here happy you know. all this because my lady is blessed with a big fat thing between here legs Oga. |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Nobody: 10:21pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Reiyvinn:"Like old man wey get polio" Which kain analogy be this sef |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Nobody: 10:21pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
What's a Love Machine?? And what is it used for You people are losting me |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Nobody: 10:24pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Wealthgang: You for just write "Lol" na, make I get hope for comedy small. I dey reason that direction na, help the ministry. |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Nobody: 10:30pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Omavik: Abi oo my Noble Sister, don't mind them. Please I need your support to keep me in the race for Mr. Nairaland dear, thanks. |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by dickoflife(m): 10:51pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Lols I am stating a hypothetical situation. Wealthgang: |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Davidolives(m): 10:52pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Hell no |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Nobody: 10:56pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Reiyvinn:Alright!!! Wish you luck.... |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by redgem(f): 10:58pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Synzu: I'm here now..... Good evening dear |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Synzu(m): 11:02pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
redgem:*gasps* Mami I missed you like the Kalahari misses rainfall Hope your sunday was banging? |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by NemzySeries(m): 1:50am On Jul 04, 2016 |
even late ojukwu's manhood still lives talkmore of me who's alive to nw allow ma woman kip dildos!!! ......absolutely no |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by macotrading72(m): 4:28am On Jul 04, 2016 |
For those of us saying hell no to Love Machine I pity una because you guys don't understand, marry oyinbo woman and tell her don't own a Love Machine na divorce paper you go see for your bed side drawer. Come to think bout it Na Everytime she was sex that your ready? Some of us work 7 days a week when you wan rest small person go come dey tap you for shoulder, if she owns a Love Machine she knows what to do rather than disturb your tired body. Secondly I am Nigerian I travel back to naija twice every year and sometimes aways for two to three months, guys what do you expect her to do then? This question goes to the guys that says no to Love Machine. 1 Like |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Nobody: 7:00am On Jul 04, 2016 |
macotrading72: Hmmmmm..... Now that's considerate. |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Nobody: 9:35pm On Jan 22, 2017 |
So y'all would rather have your wives cheat than give them dildos?? |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Nobody: 10:15pm On Jan 22, 2017 |
A big |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by Nobody: 10:21pm On Jan 22, 2017 |
AfroSisi: A big wha? |
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife Own Dildos? by benjaminnash56: 4:31pm On Jul 23, 2020 |
I don't think it's really a bad thing if your wife will have such an object. I don't really understand why many people say no. We can imagine a situation that your wife needs to satisfy herself, but you are not around. She will have to look for a way out of the situation and if she does not have a special device for this, then she can start cheating on you, who knows. Personally, if I had a choice, I would buy not just a Love Machine, but an automatic intimacy gadget for maximum convenience and pleasure. For example, here's a sex machine. It has everything you need and is waterproof, rechargeable and easy to clean. In my opinion, this is a better decision than doing nothing. But it's up to you and you decide what to do. |
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