dickoflife:
Yes depending. On the circumstance. I no dey naija for extended periods for example I prefer her using a Love Machine than an extra person.

Wealthgang:


Na from dild0 e take dey start....then d dild0 starts feeling inhuman and b4 u know it....hehehe

dickoflife:
bro I get ur way of thinking but reason am say e go at least give u small timeframe to find beta solution.

Wealthgang:


Dis ur username sef
U no supoz get wife wey dey crave dild0

Reiyvinn:
Seun no go kill me. Wetin be Love Machine again?! Self-service, Joystick, bleep, bosom, love peddler, e.t.c. Am I the only one who laughs hard at these censored terms? Seun is a comedian I swear.

Reiyvinn:


Funny though, but on a second thought he may not be addressing the issue of craving a dil'do but perhaps as a solution tool to prevent her from infidelity. My thoughts tho.

Wealthgang:


Bros no be only u o

Seun's censored words are fvcking stewpid I swear

Be like say my ban dey do press-up. Fvck it I don't fvcking care

Reiyvinn:


Your ban just dey run come meet you like old man wey get polio.

Wealthgang:


"Like old man wey get polio"

Which kain analogy be this sef

Omavik:
What's a Love Machine??





And what is it used for





You people are losting me

Wealthgang:


Dis ur username sef
U no supoz get wife wey dey crave dild0

Reiyvinn:



Abi oo my Noble Sister, don't mind them. Please I need your support to keep me in the race for Mr. Nairaland dear, thanks.

Synzu:
Where's red gem seff?

redgem:


I'm here now..... Good evening dear

macotrading72:
For those of us saying hell no to Love Machine I pity una because you guys don't understand, marry oyinbo woman and tell her don't own a Love Machine na divorce paper you go see for your bed side drawer. Come to think bout it Na Everytime she was sex that your ready? Some of us work 7 days a week when you wan rest small person go come dey tap you for shoulder, if she owns a Love Machine she knows what to do rather than disturb your tired body.
Secondly I am Nigerian I travel back to naija twice every year and sometimes aways for two to three months, guys what do you expect her to do then?
This question goes to the guys that says no to Love Machine.

AfroSisi:
A big