We’ve all heard the famed Yoruba demon stories.

This Yoruba demon behaviour is not limited to just the Yoruba tribe. Nigerian
guys have gotten “the player” title. Just ask any non-Nigerian babe.

Our Naija guys have very sweet mouths. They know how to “whine” you so
you show them where your mumu button is.

Here are some common lies Naija guys have been known to utter when they’re
hitting on you:



1. You Look Familiar

My sister, this line is as old as the country we call Nigeria. You don’t look
familiar, you look like his next victim.

2. I Just Wanna Be Friends

Friends with benefits? Friends in Christ? Friends in what?


“ PS: Guys complain about the friendzone all the time. He’s

not trying to get into the zone. Trust me. ”

And....

I never lie to#miss_ right

3. I'm Single


*Laughs in Chinese* When a Naija guy says he’s single, just know his harem of women is down to just 3.

4.It's Complicated



This is the phrase you’d hear from the serial cheaters and married men acting
single. It’s not complicated, he just won’t face his current relationship.

5. I'm not like other Guys..

Oshey Mr different.


Differential equation.


We hail thee!

*thumbs up *so truuuu.. I swear I especially feel like slapping any bastard that uses the "it's complicated" line.. Inside me I'll be like "God punish u!"

6. I've Never Met Anyone Like You Before


Don’t feel special he says this to all the girls.



Don't Fall For Them... Lies!!

julisa2020:
*thumbs up *so truuuu.. I swear I especially feel like slapping any bastard that uses the "it's complicated" line.. Inside me I'll be like "God punish u!"

Lol
Still.....

U guys still fall for them at the end of the day

*grab a bench* *sit quietly* anybody wey wan follow me sitdon, feel free, buh no make noise..... Besides I get popcorn nd groundnut....








Cc: lalasticala

Lol @Number 5. Differential equation

Title shud b "6 lies gullible girls often fall for".

lewispius:


Lol Still.....
U guys still fall for them at the end of the day

Smh *Truuuu.. Buh I swear I'm done falling for that sh!t..

But what if the guy is saying the truth?

.

julisa2020:
Smh *Truuuu.. Buh I swear I'm done falling for that sh!t..

IsOkay

.

Lies everywhere indeed

96% Guys are guilty of No. 1

No need for the lies. Just make her see evidence of how loaded you are, she would fall for the lies you haven't even told her.
That's why we see girls disappearing all the time with their lifeless bodies littering the streets.
Naija girls and money, a match made in heaven.

julisa2020:
*thumbs up *so truuuu.. I swear I especially feel like slapping any bastard that uses the "it's complicated" line.. Inside me I'll be like "God punish u!"

Juli! your dp looks familiar joke apart

julisa2020:
*thumbs up *so truuuu.. I swear I especially feel like slapping any bastard that uses the "it's complicated" line.. Inside me I'll be like "God punish u!"

Juli! your dp looks familiar joke apart

but OP, I'm not like other guys naa

lewispius:


Lol

"Naija Girls and Money"

thankyu jare my brother, you captioned it well.

How is this any better than our beloved snake thread

The 'u look familiar may b old' but it works like magic... Our girls probably portray themselves cheap... Guys generally re witty in their manner, wen approaching women...

That is because ladies of today dont like the truth except unnecessary lies they are not straightforward to ask them out is like doing house planning.

Is it all Nigerian guys or some?

abokii:
Juli! your dp looks familiar joke apart Juli! your dp looks familiar joke apart

Uhmm.... Na so...