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Everyone Should Do This Before Marriage, But Keep It Forever In Secret Archive by duketunde: 2:56pm On Jul 04, 2016
First, I will love to state here that i am not against keeping your virginity till the wedding night, but i want you to know that being a novice until the day is one of the major reason why some marriage don't last or lemme say the main reason why men cheat...You may want to ask me why ehn?
Ans: Nairalander men may beg to differ tho...but my dear sisters every man's brain is (1) between his legs and (2) his stomach..so as a novice you may get number 2 right by cooking good meals but if number is not first on your list forget someone else who knows the right strings to pull with your hubby go take over. No man will start teaching you how to get down, give head and the likes in the marriage, forget that he appreciates you being a virgin that's just to keep you as a baby making machine, while he goes out there to get served by another Edible Cathering. Don't get me wrong peeps i am not trying to elevate HOE story over being decent here but here some things you need to try out and don't forget to keep all in a secret archive after marriage and let it just remain in the past:

1. Mingle: This does not mean making friends with peeps that you don't subscribe to their kinda life, but just sit there listen to stuffs they say. Let them do all the talking while you just listen and learn from realities of life....

2. Go Clubbing once in a while: Blimme you don't want to get married and then you and your hubby went out with friends and you just dey there dey look like ZOMBIE, while things they happen around you. And before the kids start coming know the cool places where you man hang out by going out with him, you once the kids start coming there will be no time.

3. Learn how to turn a Man on: Many a times our ladies will want to get down but too shy to say it, Well before you get married you better master the trick of making your partner want it any time you wish for it....if you don't learn it before marriage it will only get worse as it ultimately leads to nagging, fighting and cheating on your hubby.

4. Don't get me Wrong on this, OK! Do sex before marriage: This is so so necessary because if you fail to learn the rudiments of love making not sex, before marriage. don't be suprise you may become a baby making machine for your oga o LOL...personally i will suggest 3 some to both guys and ladies before marriage as this gives more insight in the sense that the 3 involved have different sex orientation and tend to bring some sort of live into it once he/she notice what the other person involved is doing. Finally when you get married you may want to try watching adult movies with your partner at times but please don't make it an habit...clears throat no be me talk all this things o ehen before i get trolled let me gerarahere mehn shocked grin....visit www.duketundesblog.com
Re: Everyone Should Do This Before Marriage, But Keep It Forever In Secret Archive by ErnieSmallzz(f): 3:01pm On Jul 04, 2016
*yawns* abeg who read am finish? undecided

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Re: Everyone Should Do This Before Marriage, But Keep It Forever In Secret Archive by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jul 04, 2016
wink all done everything but I am not ready to settle down yet. Still enjoying every little thing I make.
Re: Everyone Should Do This Before Marriage, But Keep It Forever In Secret Archive by Fmartin(m): 3:04pm On Jul 04, 2016
I don't like no.2 i hate clubbing
Re: Everyone Should Do This Before Marriage, But Keep It Forever In Secret Archive by 0ubenji(m): 3:09pm On Jul 04, 2016
TrapQueen77:
wink all done everything but I am not ready to settle down yet. Still enjoying every little thing I make.
Ehn..oshe !!
Evritin checked...
Ready-made wife material...

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Re: Everyone Should Do This Before Marriage, But Keep It Forever In Secret Archive by Nobody: 3:10pm On Jul 04, 2016
0ubenji:

Ehn..oshe !!
Evritin checked...
Ready-made wife material...


cool

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Re: Everyone Should Do This Before Marriage, But Keep It Forever In Secret Archive by Adasun(m): 3:14pm On Jul 04, 2016
undecided undecided
Re: Everyone Should Do This Before Marriage, But Keep It Forever In Secret Archive by Mastercraft(m): 11:26am On Jul 05, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
*yawns* abeg who read am finish? undecided
Well, I, Mastercraft read from beginning to the End! And it was interesting, you know.
Re: Everyone Should Do This Before Marriage, But Keep It Forever In Secret Archive by EOOJ(m): 11:35am On Jul 05, 2016
I hate d part dat says no man would want to teach his wife Dis is highly unacceptable...some wouldnt while others would. As usual stop d generalisation abeg.
Re: Everyone Should Do This Before Marriage, But Keep It Forever In Secret Archive by Filmewell(f): 12:01pm On Jul 05, 2016
Sometimes it's good to keep your twisted thoughts within your twisted brain.
Re: Everyone Should Do This Before Marriage, But Keep It Forever In Secret Archive by EOOJ(m): 12:07pm On Jul 05, 2016
Filmewell:
Sometimes it's good to keep your twisted thoughts within your twisted brain.
exactly

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