Take your time to read my story and answer the question at the bottom

Let's say you have a fiancee/girlfriend or whatever buh it's someone you really take serious... So She has this talent of cooking which you are so proud of and always brag about it anytime you are with your guys(buh your goons never really take you serious)

So this your particular Bae finally gets the opportunity of her life....your friends are coming over and she's gon be the cook!!! (she can't wait to blow your friends minds).....

So you are all hanging around while she's cooking and you could all perceive the aroma coming out of the kitchen... Your goons were giving signs that could only mean they are 70% convinced of your bae's kitchen talent...

Hmmm to the real deal: all of you are now sitted , food
looking delicious... Think of traditional food(like pounded yam and a lot of meat or something)
You confidently wash your hands before anyone else and you mould a nice Bolus of the pounded yam and dip it inside the delicious looking traditional vegetable soup buh you noticed something unusual

















The soup is as rich in Salt as the sea

Buh fortunately you are the only one that have tasted the seasoup, others are buzy washing their hands including your boo...

See you only have one option....

Your friends must not taste from that soup cus if they do your own and your fiancee/girlfriend yaf finish considering your friends are the likes of smellingmouth, stupidity, decker, iceberlin, stfyouaregood.... And you too your mouth does not stay in one place(you are fond of saying the truth at the wrong place*birds of the same feathers)

So the only question is... How are you going to save her ass

Oh the title of this story

Women are the salt of the world

Eeeh! i don die! @OP you own be today they are coming for you.You don match anaconda tail.

I go just start to dey cough.. dey form say food don enter my air pipes..



Water water... water


I go just stand up begin cough commot outside, all of dem cannot continue eating na

They will all follow me outside. And be petting me..


I will cough sotey my friends will carry me to the pharmacy

Zdoh:
Eeeh! i don die! @OP you own be today they are coming for you.You don match anaconda tail.

Anaconda I love them as pet.... Let them come....

Baba answer the question or lock up

Smellymouth cum nd ansa o!


Cutehector modify nd answer it jare

The alatenuje guys wont v a choice than to eat it just d way it is bn prepared.....

Cutehector:






Na dat one concern my fiancee..

This thread is not for married people(how do you show those two big teeth smiley)

falconey:

Talk na.. Why are you shy

since i am the only one that have tasted the sea, i will pretend i am dying, and they wont even remember the food.

damseyl:
The alatenuje guys wont v a choice than to eat it just d way it is bn prepared.....

Hmmm.. You are calling your fiancee friends alatenuje

I will make sure I tell him personally

sinaj:
Smellymouth cum nd ansa o!


Cutehector modify nd answer it jare

I don already answer na. Dem go chop the food like dat..

Wouldn't do anything.

Just lock up and eat and then apologize to the guys later.

Mafking:


Anaconda I love them as pet.... Let them come....

Baba answer the question or lock up

Ah! i no they there o.To the question,i wouldn't let them taste the soup at all..I go just fall from chair form like person wey something terible happened to i know they will all leave the table to carry me to hospital,that time them no fit chop anything again na next time be that.

If i was in that guys shoes though we dont wear d same size. very simple i go pretend sai the food enter mai head begin cough #emergency things the way i go do am sef hehe guys go fgt food.. If we are going to eat the food together from the same plate.. i can tell them to hold on go into the kitchen, bring more salt and say the soup needs more salt, (salt+salt=gbege) at the end of the day i wil take d blame Loro ba pari (matter end)

Cutehector:
I don already answer na. Dem go chop the food like dat..

chei u wicked o!


U wan spoil ur bae nme

paragon40:
If i was in that guys shoes though we dont wear d same size. very simple i go pretend sai the food enter mai head begin cough #emergency things the way i go do am sef hehe guys go fgt food.. If we are going to eat the food together from the same plate.. i can tell them to hold on go into the kitchen, bring more salt and say the soup needs more salt, (salt+salt=gbege) at the end of the day i wil take d blame Loro ba pari (matter end)

I envy ur bae

Daz xo sweet of u

Covering her up

Mafking:
Take your time to read my story and answer the question at the bottom

Let's say you have a fiancee/girlfriend or whatever buh it's someone you really take serious... So She has this talent of cooking which you are so proud of and always brag about it anytime you are with your guys(buh your goons never really take you serious)

So this your particular Bae finally gets the opportunity of her life....your friends are coming over and she's gon be the cook!!! (she can't wait to blow your friends minds).....

So you are all hanging around while she's cooking and you could all perceive the aroma coming out of the kitchen... Your goons were giving signs that could only mean they are 70% convinced of your bae's kitchen talent...

Hmmm to the real deal: all of you are now sitted , food
looking delicious... Think of traditional food(like pounded yam and a lot of meat or something)
You confidently wash your hands before anyone else and you mould a nice Bolus of the pounded yam and dip it inside the delicious looking traditional vegetable soup buh you noticed something unusual

















The soup is as rich in Salt as the sea

Buh fortunately you are the only one that have tasted the seasoup, others are buzy washing their hands including your boo...

See you only have one option....

Your friends must not taste from that soup cus if they do your own and your fiancee/girlfriend yaf finish considering your friends are the likes of smellingmouth, stupidity, decker, iceberlin, stfyouaregood.... And you too your mouth does not stay in one place(you are fond of saying the truth at the wrong place*birds of the same feathers)

So the only question is... How are you going to save her ass

Oh the title of this story

Women are the salt of the world

op and his crews are still under 18 aswear !

sinaj:
chei u wicked o!


U wan spoil ur bae nme

Ok I will edit sharpaly now. I hav an idea

Berlyn:
op and his crews are still under 18 aswear !

i dnt know why i hate this girl

Mafking:


This thread is not for married people(how do you show those two big teeth smiley)

put this sign ; then don't leave any space put a capital letter D ...ie () exclude d brackets

This is Gobe

looking at this thread like

Zdoh:
Ah! i no they there o.To the question,i wouldn't let them taste the soup at all..I go just fall from chair form like person wey something terible happened to i know they will all leave the table to carry me to hospital,that time them no fit chop anything again na next time be that.

Lolzz.... That's the only bail out I could also think of.o

Help me greet your salty Bae.o

ernesty20:
i dnt know why i hate this girl

you see i dont hv to blame you....nairaland gave some people privilege to interact with people they can't even face real lolz see who is hating stay off my mentions okay ??

Berlyn:
you see i dont hv to blame you....nairaland gave some people privilege to interact with people they can't even face real lolz see who is hating stay off my mentions okay ??

na u create that "mention"? Gerrarrahea men.. Kid

Berlyn:
op and his crews are still under 18 aswear !

Its not my fault that your sense of humor and your sense of reasoning are both insufficient for you....

Cutehector:






I go just start to dey cough.. dey form say food don enter my air pipes..



Water water... water


I go just stand up begin cough commot outside, all of dem cannot continue eating na

They will all follow me outside. And be petting me..


I will cough sotey my friends will carry me to the pharmacy

Lolzz... Why everybody bail out come be the same thing na

Julietcutie:

put this sign ; then don't leave any space put a capital letter D ...ie () exclude d brackets

I think it would only be fair if you are the first person I use it for ... Thanks

Something tells me you're part of the "women are the salt of the world crew"

Mafking:


I think it would only be fair if you are the first person I use it for ... Thanks

Something tells me you're part of the "women are the salt of the world crew"

lol your welcome... am not part of d crew Abeg i know how to use my hands well in the kitchen plz

Mafking:


I think it would only be fair if you are the first person I use it for ... Thanks

Something tells me you're part of the "women are the salt of the world crew"

lol your welcome... am not part of d crew Abeg i know how to use my hands well in the kitchen plz

Julietcutie:

lol your welcome... am not part of d crew Abeg i know how to use my hands well in the kitchen plz

Awwww I really want to believe you buh I don't know why

I just can't