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Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 11:56pm On Jul 09, 2016
mine is "coconut" she never listens

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Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 11:57pm On Jul 09, 2016
Which of ur gf's is coconut?

My bestfrnd wud b strawberry she is so tender to me
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:00am On Jul 10, 2016
grin maybe strawberry... They depends on the season cheesy
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:01am On Jul 10, 2016
watermelon...grin
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 12:01am On Jul 10, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin maybe strawberry... They depends on the season cheesy

sad u didnt see rasp berry ni why straw berry
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Tallysmallz(f): 12:03am On Jul 10, 2016
I prefer the banana smiley
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:06am On Jul 10, 2016
Mines' cashew... That's after eating the fruit itself, the seed still got some sweetness to give wen roasted
grin

In short, my babe sweet!
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:06am On Jul 10, 2016
halfricanadian:


sad u didnt see rasp berry ni why straw berry



Strawberry , why? Simply bcoz they are depending on seasons. Sometimes I find them so sweet but most of them they are sour.
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 12:07am On Jul 10, 2016
TrapQueen77:




Strawberry , why? Simply bcoz they are depending on seasons. Sometimes I find them so sweet but most of them they are sour.

grin grin mine is aloe vera
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:09am On Jul 10, 2016
Sebi that's if you have a gf. Me don't have
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:09am On Jul 10, 2016
halfricanadian:
Which of ur gf's is coconut?

My bestfrnd wud b strawberry she is so tender to me

one of the fruits in the basket

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Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 12:12am On Jul 10, 2016
2BB4CB3E:


one of the fruits in the basket

Dude instead of being a fruit in ur basket

I rada use d time to build an empire in my world

Im a king mehn i dont joke with my name nd status tongue tongue
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Bluezy13(m): 12:12am On Jul 10, 2016
Hmmm...




Wanted to contribute but dunno the particular girl to relate to a fruit.
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by jubrealguy(m): 12:18am On Jul 10, 2016
Juneberries............yet to find
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:26am On Jul 10, 2016
halfricanadian:


Dude instead of being a fruit in ur basket

I rada use d time to build an empire in my world

Im a king mehn i dont joke with my name nd status tongue tongue

who invited you? and besides i dont pick fruits that are on the floor

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Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:27am On Jul 10, 2016
Juggerberry.


Doesnt exist..
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 12:27am On Jul 10, 2016
2BB4CB3E:


who invited you? and besides i dont pick fruits that are on the floor

Dude no condition is parmanent

Nobody wey no fit make am

D fallen fruit can inturn become dat seed nd nutrient to build a new tree to bear fruits
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:29am On Jul 10, 2016
halfricanadian:


Dude instead of being a fruit in ur basket

I rada use d time to build an empire in my world

Im a king mehn i dont joke with my name nd status tongue tongue

whats my biz with you? undecided

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Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 12:31am On Jul 10, 2016
2BB4CB3E:


whats my biz with you? undecided

Ok no p

Av known so much berra now

Extra careful is my new name now

Av a blast fruit ninja
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:32am On Jul 10, 2016
Jobia:
Juggerberry.


Doesnt exist..

undecided there is nothing like that

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Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by bitchcrafts: 12:32am On Jul 10, 2016
The last one I threw in the garbage was coconut, hard to crack but full of water. Na error 404!
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:34am On Jul 10, 2016
halfricanadian:


Dude instead of being a fruit in ur basket

I rada use d time to build an empire in my world

Im a king mehn i dont joke with my name nd status tongue tongue

who invited you?

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Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 12:34am On Jul 10, 2016
2BB4CB3E:


who invited you?


undecided
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:35am On Jul 10, 2016
bitchcrafts:
The last one I threw in the garbage was coconut, hard to crack but full of water. Na error 404!

why will you be wasting natural resources like that na?
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by bitchcrafts: 12:37am On Jul 10, 2016
2BB4CB3E:


why will you be wasting natural resources like that na?
Oh, she is still there in the waste bin anyway
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by BiafraBushBoy(m): 12:46am On Jul 10, 2016
halfricanadian:
Which of ur gf's is coconut?

My bestfrnd wud b strawberry she is so tender to me

I think I would call you an apple...I need at least once a day to avoid seeing my doctor..


*winks*
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 12:49am On Jul 10, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:


I think I would call you an apple...I need at least once a day to avoid seeing my doctor..


*winks*

Ok
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by BiafraBushBoy(m): 12:51am On Jul 10, 2016
halfricanadian:

Ok
How you doing dear??...
You got my last message??
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 12:51am On Jul 10, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:


How you doing dear??...

You got my last message??

Yes i did
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by BiafraBushBoy(m): 12:54am On Jul 10, 2016
halfricanadian:

Yes i did
No reply tho.. so it kept me wondering...
Words can be recycled here... so that's why am damn scared of here... lol
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 12:55am On Jul 10, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:


No reply tho.. so it kept me wondering...

Words can be recycled here... so that's why am damn scared of here... lol
Aint scared of here

I see all nd i learn to b a better person dan dose i see here

D nonsense is actually making me av compassion for humanity
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:57am On Jul 10, 2016
STAR APPLE *******

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