Here are some funny quotes you all need
to see.. Read below:-

1.“Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on
spreading”

2.“It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each
time you take a piece from her
hair to the witch doctor, either a
Brazilian innocent woman gets
mad or a factory in China catches
fire”.

3.“If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty
because we don’t walk around
with X-rays”

4.“Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss
you” only when it’s raining. You
are not an umbrella”.

5.“Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings,
you can cheat on her. She is
already used to pain.”

6.“Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are
lying on his chest then his ribs
draw adidas lines on your face”.

7.“It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has
hustled for, than for a woman to
deny you a hole that she didn’t
even drill it herself.”

8.“Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a
guy to last in bed with you for
2hours Your level of
selfishness demands a one week
crusade”.


9.“If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you
before just make that request and
stop forcing Photo Grid to bring
you together.”


10.”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and
created a loudspeaker”.


11.”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole
month is a difficult task, they
should ask the men how difficult is
it to control an erected pen*s in
public.”


12.“Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit
because of running from one man
to another”


13.“When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well
because you represent the whole
country”

Which of the Quote do you like
most?

3 & 12

lols
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