Intensive research has shown that Nigerian ladies are fond of putting up strange characters in the heat of ecstasy.

These strange unconscious characters have been broken down into several classes by His Royal Highness, George 'Saro Wiwa' of Tori News and listed below:

(1) S*x makes some ladies religious instantaneously:

During s*x, some Nigerian ladies who haven't prayed in ages even by virtue of mistake in the heat of hard thrusts be like; ooooooh Lawwwwd! Chiiiisos! Yes! Yessssssssss! Oh gord!

If you are in this category, I swear the thunder that will fire you will be delivered through DHL.

(2) Some ladies immediately become music artistes:

Most of the ladies in this category may not even sing if you mandate them to do so at gun point but s*x has a way of digging out the hidden treasures in them. These emergency singers be like; Ummmh! Ooooh!! Aaaah!!! Yheeee!!!! Uuuuuh!!! All in a rhythmic style in line with the tune of the thrusts. People in this category will make good back-up singers in reality.

(3) Some experienced ladies become athletes:

S*x has a way of bringing out the spirit of competition in some docile ladies. The way some ladies will be advocating for speed will make you think s*x is a track and field event. They will be like; faaaaast! Faster nowwwww! Yes fassteeeeeer! You are almost there....fast oooooo!
Miss Usain Bolt well done oh!

(4) S*x makes people announce their own obituary untimely:

The way this category of people play with death during romance baffles me. They will be like;
You are killing me! You will finish me oh! Yeee I am finally dead!
This set of ladies will one day pray for long life despite their negative confessions.

(5) Some ladies become terrorists:

These sets of ladies are like the Niger Delta Avengers targeting oil pipelines in the South-south region. They could sound very destructive in their reactions. They will be like; Destroy it! Do it anyhow! Are you not a man? Don't show any mercy! Vandalize the place! Do I look like your sister? Hardeeeeer! Oya fire!
For people in this category, one day you will meet your 'Buratai' who will level the place.

(6) S*x makes some ladies respectful:

I love ladies in this class. They are very calm and sweet. In a very arousing and low tone, they will be like; Give it to me please! Pls I am begging, don't stop! You can do it dear! Pls I am almost there! I will soon come okay, I promise!
Most of the ladies in this zone grew up in comfortable environments lol.

(7) Good s*x has a way of making some ladies confess loyalty overnight:

This class of ladies are like Further Mathematics, I have failed to understand them despite several calculated attempts. They will never confess their feelings on a normal day until they are under the influence of the 'koko'.
They will be like; I love you! You are my life! I will marry you! If you don't propose, I will propose to you oh! You are the best! Just say whatever you want....your wish is my command! Jerk me anyhow, it’s all yours!
If you are in this circle ehn, I swear you need to be flogged at the village square.

( Some ladies instantly become beggars:

Ladies under this category paint s*x like a balanced diet which they must adequately consume for body growth and development. They can beg for Africa. They will be like; please don't stop! Please touch my breasts! Please just give it to me again! Please I am begging you! Ple-a-s-e! Pleeeeeeseee!! Plsssssssssse!!! Sssssssss!!!!

In conclusion, majority of the ladies will deny these reactions after the sacred act.

Read more on http://www.tori.ng/news/35204/some-funny-responses-of-nigerian-ladies-during-int.html

CC Seun Lalasticlala Tonyebarcanista toks2008 beremx

Haba

and some go just turn deaf and dump lying there like a log of wood. If you've ever had a dealing with a frigid lady, you will understand what I mean.

..kontinue

Hahahahaha..... Mine wasn't there yet

The TrapQueen is absolutely unique on its own way buh I won't tell ooo

Quite funny but true. Guys n Girls are guilty in one way or the other on this. Op u got one like from me.

Nothing we wont read on nairaland...

TrapQueen77:



Hahahahaha..... Mine wasn't there yet

The TrapQueen is absolutely unique on its own way buh I won't tell ooo

Hahaha

I know yours already. There is no hiding place for you you you you my love!!!!

TrapQueen77:



Hahahahaha..... Mine wasn't there yet

The TrapQueen is absolutely unique on its own way buh I won't tell ooo

Lemme guess

E go be like cat meaow or abi u too dey rap wen u dey dat zone?

I sure say na like Catwoman enjoying a.bowl of ice cream come dey hold cane say make anoda person nor come collect?

Mmmm,

ouch,

oooh gawd,

sh*t

Pls hold me.

baby I love u.


Bro will just be feelin like a god blessing his children.

chachanga:

Lemme guess

E go be like cat meaow or abi u too dey rap wen u dey dat zone?

I sure say na like Catwoman enjoying a.bowl of ice cream come dey hold cane say make anoda person nor come collect?

Hahhahaa ur funny try again

divinehand2003:


Hahaha

I know yours already. There is no hiding place for you you you you my love!!!!

keep guessing

Mehn..d dexterity with which the OP narrated these tinz requires some distinctive level of perversion...lolz
More groundnut oil to ur ampit...

TrapQueen77:




keep guessing

Yours is usually a combination of four categories synchronized in a unique way that blends with your mood depending on the sound of the hit song playing at that time.
Should I be more specific my Lady?

divinehand2003:


Yours is usually a combination of four categories synchronized in a unique way that blends with your mood depending on the sound of the hit song playing at that time.

hahhhahahaha... The way u describe me it's like I'm a rockstar with my band (all in one )

TrapQueen77:


hahhhahahaha... The way u describe me it's like I'm a rockstar with my band (all in one )

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

ikbnice:
and some go just turn deaf and dump lying there like a log of wood. If you've ever had a dealing with a frigid lady, you will understand what I mean.

You prolly were hitting a runs/call girl or the babe wasn't into you or just wasn't into the sex.
Certainly one of the above

ikbnice:
and some go just turn deaf and dump lying there like a log of wood. If you've ever had a dealing with a frigid lady, you will understand what I mean.

are you sure your penis ain't tiny?

Tenkobos:
are you sure your penis ain't tiny?

size doesnt matter when you are in a well-dug smooth-walled tunnel.

frenchwine:

You prolly were hitting a runs/call girl or the babe wasn't into you or just wasn't into the sex.
Certainly one of the above

@ your second point, thatz where the frigidity cumz into play.

#5,,,bang dt pussy

yourba girls will be like;Ba ibeyen je fa obo mi ya Do mi pa on ta mi,on ro mi.

wonder why you are calling on seun and lalasticlala.. abeg to come do wetin?,,, this place na po. rn forum abi sex site...

ehen back to the matter,, mr op ur porn videos don too much, most of this naija girls r just bunch of statue.. you sex and they be looking at you like 'wtf are yu doin'... some even closes their face like you both are about to commit a great sin...

my advice to dis ladies... try and give some sound atleast it goes a long way helping us.. thanks

Some of em turn to voluntary givers
"oh baby, ask me for anything baby, anything, just ask baby"

Yes , only i know, thats right u are unique... .

TrapQueen77:



Hahahahaha..... Mine wasn't there yet

The TrapQueen is absolutely unique on its own way buh I won't tell ooo

Issorite, ehn ehn,*runs out of thread*

TrapQueen77:



Hahhahaa ur funny try again

Tell me na
Am sure d remix na die
Anyway, shey I fit book space to hear it in person, someday ?

TrapQueen77:



Hahahahaha..... Mine wasn't there yet

The TrapQueen is absolutely unique on its own way buh I won't tell ooo

trapqueen will be like 'chai,chai,chaiiii,dere is god ooooo'

This is funny



*run outta thread*