A young man by the name of Victor Daniel,
thought he would play the fast one on a
staunch born again Christian lady when he
began a relationship with her but he met
his match in her resolve that there would
be no sex » as long as the affair lasted.
Daniel who took to his Facebook wall to narrate
how he dated the Lords Chosen Charismatic
Church member, narrated how he took to
masturbation while thinking of sex » with the
lady he identified as Sister Ifeoma , and all
ended without him getting past first base.
Read his story here:
"Sister Ifeoma and I had a very interesting
relationship. We dated for four years and two
months and were very sexually exclusive. She was
a member of The Lord's Chosen. The closest I'd
ever been to having sex with her was a very tight
hug that lasted as long as 27 seconds. After
which she asked for forgiveness from God.
Sister Ifeoma, who insisted I added "Sister" as a
prefix to her name, never let me see any part of
her body that was meant to be "hidden"...
Including her arms, her laps, and just below her
neck. One day I was lucky enough to see as much
as her elbow. She was so angry and ashamed she
didn't talk to me for 2 months.
After a very long and enduring relationship, I
finally got tired of masturbating while having a
mental picture of what Ifeoma's breasts would
look like, and I broke up. I
n total, we hugged 6 times, twice on my birthday,
once after I went out on an alter call (only
because she promised to do something naughty
with me if I gave my life to Christ- and a hug was
the naughty gift I got). I did not get to see her
boobs till the relationship ended.
She got married soon afterwards. While I was
face-buried in my new girlfriend's vagina earlier
this morning, Sister Ifeoma called to tell me she
has given birth, and I went to see her today. We
talked a lot, her baby got hungry and she breast
fed the baby, right in my presence."

I just want to tell you all that I've finally seen
Sister Ifeoma's breasts. I just want to know why
she didn't let me see it all the while we dated but
now she's comfortable flaunting it in my
presence."
Good for you!

Lmaoooo

Mehn she invoked Ephesians 6 : 11-20 to the fullest

Sister ifeoma ooo

SMH

Marriage is honourable, bed undefiled. If you know the dirtiness of the sin of masturbation and the virtues you must have lost masturbating, you will weep bitterly. Be careful so you don't contact HIV. All the same, I pray that God delivers you.

Congrat ma nigga