1. THE BABY.

This one, dating experienced ladies can barely stand:

• Whines when you don’t text back fast enough.
• Gets upset when you text back and say “K” or “Ok.”
• Takes it personally if you don’t agree with his opinion on
something.
• Cries all or most of the time.
• He's always like: “I don't even know what to say to you right now” or “can’t
even look at you right now.”
• Claims that you had an attitude, were being mean, or were
“yelling” over a text.. IMPOSSIBLE I think.

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2. The BODYBUILDER.

Babes don’t mind a sexy, fit, muscular guy(TO SOME EXTENT).

• Posts gym selfies every day.(The iyanya crew)
• You can see the veins popping out of his body from a
picture taken in a mirror at least 50 yards away from him(his body now looks like a drainage map).
• Looks like he rubs his body down with oil always(shine-shine bobo).

• Is obsessed with the phrase “Do you even lift, Bro??”

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3. The MAMA's BOY.

There is nothing wrong with loving your mother. In fact,
most women like to think that men who treat their mama
with respect will also treat their woman well. But…

• Calls his mom when you get into an effing argument.
• His mom still pays for everything.
• He suggests that you take advice from his mother on how
to cook, clean, and take care of him(chai! Insult).
• Insists that you get along with his mother, or he can’t get
along with you(oshe! spirit of motherhood).
• Says he wants a woman just like his mom(Go marry her naa).
• Has to run to her every beck and call. (That should be what
they do for you the bae).

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4. THE LOSER.

No woman wants a man that could not help them if for some
reason she were in a fix and asked for it.

• No job/never had a job/can hardly keep one.
• (See #3) Mom still pays for almost everything.
• Sits on the couch all day and plays video games.
• Has his woman supporting him financially more often than not.

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5. THE BAD BOY a.k.a Baddo.

Don’t get me wrong here. I know at some point in every
female’s life she's attracted to the bad boys. But when it
comes to long-term relationship material, you might want to
rethink that one. This one I see to be a little more serious
than the rest, and the red flags are severe.

• Constantly in and out of trouble with the law(Area Fada).
• He's feared, not respected..he expects same from you too.
• Anything involving him putting his hands on a
female inflates his self-esteem.
• Has multiple kids that he can’t/won’t take care of(Ehen, the Yoruba Demons).
• Has multiple (and usually insane) “Baby Mamas.”(The kinda babes that can fight dirty in public coz of a man).

• Talks down at you.
• High Tendency for alcoholism.
• And this is my number one for these types(bad boys):
TELLS YOU THAT
YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANOTHER MAN LIKE HIM, no one will
ever love you the way they do, or they are the only ones that
could put up with you.
Imagine !!

I never like a Bad Boy or those wannabes... Forming like they are baddooo...



Chaaaaiiii

Waooooo

TrapQueen77:
I never like a Bad Boy or those wannabes... Forming like they are baddooo...



Chaaaaiiii

oh boy how far

I don check 4 our usual nairabet joint i no c u

ur neighbour say u go shiiit

Attention seeker

taylor88:


oh boy how far

I don check 4 our usual nairabet joint i no c u

ur neighbour say u go shiiit

Wat I gone do with nairabet sha? I don't gamble oo


Unless it's LOVE joooor

tured of lists

6. THE CHEAT.

This one should be a no-brainer, so instead, I will list signs
that he may be cheating:

• Won’t take phone calls in front of you.
• Never wants to take you out with him (all guys need to go
out with their buds, and vice-versa), but NEVER…?
• Doesn’t like to take you out in public anymore.
• You find random female items in his house/car that you
know are not yours, i.e., panties, makeup, clothing,
accessories.
• Has admitted to cheating in previous relationships. If he
did it before, he will do it again. And with that statement I
would like to add: If he cheated on his previous girlfriend
with YOU and left her for YOU, what makes you think he
won’t end up doing that to YOU? Oh, and YOU, by the way,
are a potential homewrecker.

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7. THE “ASKER” a.k.a GentleMan.

women love the fact that men could be so sweet
as to consider their feelings and opinion by asking how
They feel about something or maybe even just what you want
for dinner. But these guys take it to a new extreme.

• “Can I kiss you?”(Dammit! Major Turnoff)
• This one will take some elaboration, so bear with me:
“Can
we have sex?”
Okay so, if you have been in a relationship for
a while and you’re comfortable with each other, the fact that
one day he might be like,
“C’mon, lets go have sex” and pick
you up and carry you off into the bedroom (or kitchen,
wherever) is kinda sexy.
However, I’m talking about the men
that make it uncomfortable on the first couple nights
together. Maybe you could be just sitting there getting to
know each other, feeling each other out, and in the TOTAL
WRONG MOMENT he says, “Can we please have sex?” or “Are
you ready to do it yet?” or the worst, “Can we do it again
yet?”
I mean come on, don’t ask. DON’T ASK. Just let it
freaking happen.
• Are you OK?
• Did I do a good job?
• Did you enjoy that?
• Are you sure?
• And of course, in the course of $ex, he asks all of them at once. “Is this OK,
are you enjoying it,
do you like this,
am I doing it right,
do
you want me to move…?”
On and on and on.

Stop. Just stop.

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8. THE PUSHY ONE.

Sometimes women all love a little…authority if it can be handled
in a sexy manner, but the last thing they want is someone to
try to talk them into something they’d rather not do.

• Can’t let the moment carry out and happen, so he
immediately tries to stick his hands down your pants(urgh..Gross!).
• Makes you feel guilty every moment you’re not having sex
with him.
• Threatens “I’m not going to wait forever.”
• Even with the first conversation you ever have, all he wants
to talk about is sex.
• Doesn’t want to take you out, just wants to take you to his
place. We all know what that means.

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9. THE PUSHOVER.

This happens to be the opposite extreme of #8.

• Can’t think for himself.
• His reply is often: “Whatever you want, babe.”
• Won’t, under any circumstances, tell you “NO.”
• Won’t tell you that something is wrong when you ask him,
but then gets mad because you didn’t know what was wrong.
That’s a female thing; stop it and tell her what the hell she did
to piss you off. Don’t be passive-aggressive.
• I know this one sounds awful, but he won’t participate in an
argument. I’m talking about the men who cannot stand up
for themselves and let their significant other walk all over
them. Fight back, you basterd!

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10. THE CLINGY/CONTROLLING ONE.

Women want to feel like someone needs them in their life, but
these are some more cases of it being taken to the extreme.

• Won’t leave the house without you/won’t let you leave the
house without him.
• If for some reason you’re able to escape, he calls you every
ten minutes.
• Wants to know where you are every second of the day,
even if you are at work(hian! Could this be love?).
• If you miss a phone call, you MUST be cheating.
• Doesn’t trust you— RED FLAG!!!!
• Doesn’t like your girlfriends.
• Wants to share a Facebook account or sit on the same side
of everything as you/him(Nothing else matters)

Okay!

11. THE DEMANDING ONE.

No one likes to be told what they’re going to do. Period.

• I don’t even need to place examples on this one. Please,
stop telling babes what they are GOING to do and sit down and
have a discussion with them if there is something you don’t
particularly like.

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12. THE COMPLAINANT.

Relationships are supposed to be filled with trust, love, and
happiness.
• Starts a fight over the smallest issues.
• Argues with any opinion you have that is not the same as
his.
• Always has a bad or negative attitude regarding everything.
Come on, make a positive comment for once dude.
• Cannot just sit down like a normal human being and talk
things out like adults. It’s called COMPROMISING.
• Uses bad language or putdowns when he isn’t the happiest
with you.

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13. THE. AWKWARD ONE.

Just…awkward.
• Doesn’t ever start the conversation.
• Replies with one-word answers when someone else starts
it.
• Doesn’t laugh at any attempt of someone else making a
joke.

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14. THE ONE THAT WON'T GROW UP
.
No matter how old we get, we all still like to have fun, but at
some point we have to grow up and be adults. I feel like this
one is #1 & #13 all rolled into one.


• Sleeps ’til noon almost every day.
• Wakes up, do some idle gists and chats and eats until he falls back
asleep again.
• Wakes back up and then hangs in the street corners with unambitious dudes that he'd call homies.


And finally, last but MOST CERTAINLY not least…in fact, I
might even give this the spot of being the number one
contender:

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15. THE ONE THAT WON’T LEAVE YOU ALONE.
If she didn’t reply the first two times, what makes you think
She's gonna reply the tenth?
Enough said…

Op, your post is funny oh none of the characteristics you mentioned are husband material

The best thing in the world is "acceptance" if you want a successful long lasting relationship, the best thing to do is to accept your partner's flaws and love them just the way they are.

theEYe21:
Op, your post is funny oh none of the characteristics you mentioned are husband material

HUSBAND MATERIAL is definitely a big-time cliche..
Ur definition of husband material is someone else's rag material...#LIFE
Do away with dat misnomer already