Nah who dey snap the pinsure?

[color=#006600][/color]very funny. Nice one by the way.

Tmonex:
I was watching one American film yesterday nightwith my Dad and Mum, as we were watching thefilm, a young boy of my age started romancinghis girlfriend, they kissed each other and whenthe guy's hand crossed the girl's private part, Ilooked straight at my dad and noticed that hiseyes had changed, then I focused my eyes moreon the film even though I knew my dad wantedme to leave the parlour at once, I did not care.They were still kissing, this time hotter, then theyboth fell on the bed and the guy was about toopen the girl's brazier.My Dad looked at me with his red eyes andshouted"have you ironed the car".

D man Don carry our money save 4 hm head. Dat head just need to b examine

Tmonex:
I was watching one American film yesterday nightwith my Dad and Mum, as we were watching thefilm, a young boy of my age started romancinghis girlfriend, they kissed each other and whenthe guy's hand crossed the girl's private part, Ilooked straight at my dad and noticed that hiseyes had changed, then I focused my eyes moreon the film even though I knew my dad wantedme to leave the parlour at once, I did not care.They were still kissing, this time hotter, then theyboth fell on the bed and the guy was about toopen the girl's brazier.My Dad looked at me with his red eyes andshouted"have you ironed the car".

LMAO

So,he even has an aged mother,and has refused to show respect to other people's mothers! God will not answer that kind of prayer! Do unto others as you want them to do to you! University is on strike for the past three months now,and he is smiling before his mother for prayer;sorry God is not a man that He should lie,nor son of man that He should repent,has He said and shall He not do it,or has He spoken and shall He not made it good! Please,Mr. Governor go pay salaries of workers and God shall answer your mother's blessing upon you! Good night.

Lawalemi:
See the humongous head

Guy you harsh oo.

ugly

So wetin he wan us do.?
Does that decrease the price of dollar.

Mr man carry ur humongous head & go pay ur workers their salary, no be only you get mama

gbaskiboy:
Making your own mother happy, while thousands of mothers in yours districts are unhappy. Put smiles on their faces too

O bi u geh prob oooo....e snap u complain ,e laugh u complain,e make em mama happy u complain..... Wetyn nah....

nelson20000:
I am here to give my testimony about a doctor who help me in my life. I was infected with HIV virus in the 2010,i went to many hospitals,churches for cure but there was no solution out, so I was thinking how can I get a solution out so that i cannot loose my life, I lost everything I have my husband run away from me and also took my children along because of my sickness. One day I was in the river side thinking the next step to take if it is to jump into the river so that I can loose my life totally or just think where I can go to get solution. so a lady walk to me telling me why am I so sad and i open up all to him telling her my stories, she told me that she can help me out that’s the reason she normally come here to help people so that thy can be cured because she was into this problem before, she introduce me to a doctor who cast spells on people and gave me he number and email so i called him and also email him. He told me all the things I need to provide and also give me instructions to take, which I followed properly. Before I knew what is happening he called me and told me that i should go for an HIV test and which i did as he told me and the result was negative. so if you are also heart brokened and also need a help you can also email him at drofenmuabiodunsolutionhome@yahoo.com or call him on his cell phone number on +2347067482649

Mr man ur still infected, try the ytest again after a few months you will see what I mean, d only cure for aids is death or constant medications which slows down ur journey to d grave.

Ase ooooooo.Adura iya lo ri omo dara pupo.

PriNceNova:
If you reading my post, please, i need your help financially to get a drivers licence, it a basic requirement to secure a taxi job urgently, i dont have 25thousand right now and i fear the taxi will be given to someone else soon if i delay, opportunities like this is hard to find. Kindly help me. Thanks

modified: pls dont call me a scammer, i am no scam. If you are willing to help me, dont give me a dime, there is this trusted lady on nairaland ,pattyb, who do driver license processing business, pay to her on my behalf. Let her handle the process for me.

When did driving license become 25 thousand is it Pilot license ?

Tmonex:
I was watching one American film yesterday nightwith my Dad and Mum, as we were watching thefilm, a young boy of my age started romancinghis girlfriend, they kissed each other and whenthe guy's hand crossed the girl's private part, Ilooked straight at my dad and noticed that hiseyes had changed, then I focused my eyes moreon the film even though I knew my dad wantedme to leave the parlour at once, I did not care.They were still kissing, this time hotter, then theyboth fell on the bed and the guy was about toopen the girl's brazier.My Dad looked at me with his red eyes andshouted"have you ironed the car".

Na to answer him

"The dry cleaner has ironed it sir"

loopman:
Nothing is as potent as a mother's blessing or curse.

Also nothing is as potent as civil servant curse on a governor who refuses to pay.

Best blessing u did ever receive as a Man ,Parental blessing,especially the moms......flex bro she don shower u B

Drunk:
Kogi state needs more than just prayers to him by his mother. This guys is just not ready for governance nor does he knows what it takes to govern. The people of Kogi state are really suffering from leadership failure and they are so unfortunate to always have numbskulls preside over the affairs of their state. So pathetic that a young man like this is acting more like a baby that just won the lottery than even man up to the task ahead.

To wailers,everybody is not ready for governance once in APC.No be formal ruling party don rule d state for 16yrs,still in d shadow of itself.

PriNceNova:
If you reading my post, please, i need your help financially to get a drivers licence, it a basic requirement to secure a taxi job urgently, i dont have 25thousand right now and i fear the taxi will be given to someone else soon if i delay, opportunities like this is hard to find. Kindly help me. Thanks

modified: pls dont call me a scammer, i am no scam. If you are willing to help me, dont give me a dime, there is this trusted lady on nairaland ,pattyb, who do driver license processing business, pay to her on my behalf. Let her handle the process for me.

you are a comedian

Rednaxelot:
Governor Bello, If you kneel down to receive prayer from your mother and decided to make all other mothers unhappy, God no go answer the prayer!

Mothers blessings and wrong doing of the son don't go same direction please.

See him head like my head

I wonder why someone with a head like this will have nothing inside but worms.........God pass you sha

loopman:
Nothing is as potent as a mother's blessing or curse.

Nothing is as potent as a father's blessing. Don't twist the truth.

metromediaboss:
Governor Alhaji Yahaya Bello of Kogi state's mother praying and blessing her son

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/07/photo-governor-yahaya-bello-kneel-down.html

mama is wura

nobsalis:




you are a comedian

your sense of humour is appalling, sorry to ask, are you mentally okay?

metromediaboss:
Governor Alhaji Yahaya Bello of Kogi state's mother praying and blessing her son

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/07/photo-governor-yahaya-bello-kneel-down.html

Abeg repair your roads!! They r the worst in this country!

EWAagoyin:

So last last ebira man go rule over kogi state. ... Then f. L. A. T. I. N. O. S have hope of producing Nigeria president one day

what is this one saying?

Look at what you guys are commenting! This man has done exceptionally well with the 40% bailout he has so far received. His goverment have gone to a large extent to fight corruption. Some of the workers have been paid 4 months already and the others he promised to pay little by little, guess that's why labour is one strike. He also went out of his way to settle ksu ASUU staff. The man has indeed tried

lagosrd:


Also nothing is as potent as civil servant curse on a governor who refuses to pay.

no b lie bros

Legendbaba1:
Back 2 Sender

chill no b curse matter d guy is just stating d obvious

My able Gov. Recieve the blessing of ur lovely Mum and continue ur gud job in Kogi state.....

Pls be fast to sweep away the mess of PDP, sacked all the Ghost and Illegitimate workers who are wailing all over the media....

U hv been destined by God almighty and now recieving Mama's blessings, thats enof 4 U, nothing anyone can do abt it..

CarryGoJoo

IffaCatchYouEhn:
MUM: RECEIVE SENSE IN JESUS NAME
BELLO: AMEN * 100

Rotflmao!!

Drunk:
Kogi state needs more than just prayers to him by his mother. This guys is just not ready for governance nor does he knows what it takes to govern. The people of Kogi state are really suffering from leadership failure and they are so unfortunate to always have numbskulls preside over the affairs of their state. So pathetic that a young man like this is acting more like a baby that just won the lottery than even man up to the task ahead.

Guts!!!!!!