Deep Throat

Porn actors like to get their entire joysticks as
far down the throats of their costars as they
possibly can. The trend gained popularity
with the 1972 classic Deep Throat. In that
infamous piece of porn history, the main
female character discovered that her clitoris
was at the back of her throat, making her a
medical anomaly and the most enthusiastic
MouthAction performer in the world. Unfortunately,
nonfictional women's clitorises are located
on the pubic mound, not in the throat, so
deep-Drinking is not high on the list of
things they love to do. If a deep-throat blow
job is what you’re after, you must talk this
over with your girl first. Shoving your d*ck
unexpectedly down her throat will result be
extremely painful and unpleasant for her —
just imagine someone doing the same to
you. Porn stars often gag their partners on
purpose, but it’s safe to say that doing that
to your partner will leave her seriously pissed
off and hurt.

No-Prep Anal
In pornography, anal sex is not an unusual
occurrence. In fact, it’s hard to find a video
these days that doesn’t have at least one
anal scene. Anal stimulation can be quite
pleasurable, but the way porn stars do it is
a porn move you should never use in real
life. You can’t just spit on your c*ck and go
straight in. Porn actors are able to do this
because porn actresses have stretched-out
anal sphincters. It’s also pretty likely that
liberal amounts of lube are applied off-
screen between shots. To begin anal sex
with a real girl, you'll need plenty of
lubrication, time and care — that means a
slow build-up, ideally starting with things
smaller than a penis. If you attempt to stuff
your dick in her anus without consent, it'll
be more than just a painful non-starter — it
would also qualify as sexual assault.

A.T.M.
A.T.M., or "Ass To Mouth," is a practice
wherein a male porn star has anal sex with
his partner and then, immediately after, puts
his penis in her mouth. It should not be hard
to understand why this shouldn’t happen in
real life. Rimming is one thing, but even with
thorough anal douching, there’s still likely to
be bacteria on your penis that she doesn’t
want in her mouth — which could lead to
serious illness or even death. So... don't do
it.
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Pornography is designed to tap into your
sexual fantasies, but not all fantasies should
be reenacted in real life. If your girl is
exceptionally sexually adventurous, she may
be up for some or all of the above porn-star
moves, but at the end of the day, if she isn't,
then that's the end of the story. Don't
pressure her to try things out just because
you've seen them in porn — if she's worried
something will hurt, or gross her out, or just
be unpleasant, you have to respect that. You
wouldn't want her to pressure you to enact
things you weren't into, would you? Good sex
can and should involve experimentation, but
making sure people's boundaries are
respected should be first on your to-do list
when doing the deed.


Lastly, stay away from PORNOGRAPHY.

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