obiorathesubtle:
Talk about dumb..


Please.. Grow small sense.. Even if it's 5 kobo own.. Abeg..

tohpahz:


So person dey crush on mi.

SAINTSAMURAI:
MUMU people don derail thread finish. romancelanders and derailing are like five and six.

peëparty:


He needs no attention...

2BB4CB3E:

PaulKillerman:
Name :Paul Killerman
Nickname : paulkillerman
Sex, : M
Age : 31
Hobbies: sexing girls
Favorite colour: red
State of origin : Rivers state
Marital status: single
Phone :Android
Nairaland crush : esosa993, xendra, prettythicksme

Nairaland besties: obontami, babzilla,

SAINTSAMURAI:
MUMU people don derail thread finish. romancelanders and derailing are like five and six.

obiorathesubtle:
Talk about dumb..


Please.. Grow small sense.. Even if it's 5 kobo own.. Abeg..

Fabulocity:
Puśsy, that's all you know how to say

I know your problem. You're gay and you can't get over the fact that you can't get půssy

That's why you so mad

No wonder you keep obsessing over a dude

That's why you keep picking on a girl that don't give a fućk about you or what you say

Life must be so hard for you

That's why I'm giving you a friendly advise to quietly kill yourself

Monalisa185:



ignore that guy, he noticed that no one was paying him any attention when he was trolling with his justinfifa/justintimba account, so he decided to use his known alternate, you are only feeding him, if you ignore him once or twice, he'll feel like the fo.ol that he is... Ignore him

ireeneony:
sorry to jump in.

Lately you're always involve in ebrawls..

it won't take anything from you if you choose to ignore some comments sometimes.

Learn from tw.aci...
You can see how she replied cute.hector. At the end it was win win for both of them.

Babzilla:

Romancelanders and derailing are like

SAINTSAMURAI:
sheibi you watch am? na 3goals to one the match end o. barca just dey make body sweet me since 2002.

ireeneony:
those that choose not to participate are being careful of the future on nairaland.


See what happened to kinginvahala for example.

Some peeps are here just to screenshot post of peeps.

Nairaland is not are it used to be.

Twaci:


Name: The Pvssy slayer

Nickname: Rabbit cuz I run Track and chase Hoes

Age: 21 living Large and Reckless

Sex: I identify as a Black cis Male... :/

Hobby: Smashing THOTS, Video games and Driving

Marital status: Fvcking these Hoes with No Obligations

Favourite food: Anything Crabs especially Crab cakes...Maryland Represent if you grew up there

Favourite colour:Blue.

Favourite sport:Football...American Football

Favourite movie:I don't watch Movies


Favourite music:Trap especially Atlanta Trap...Young Thug Boy

Cartoon or movies: None

Bluez or hip hop: Blues is gay...Hip Hop

Android or Apple?: Android...Every Tom using Apple these days...SMH

Likes:Weed, Hoes, and Track and Field

Dislikes:Hypocrites and Emotionally Driven people.

What's the craziest thing you have ever done?: Fvcked a Tranny drunk although I had 0 recollection
What's the craziest thing you are yet to do? Have an ôrgy
Most embarrassing moment: I was running in the 200m and split my Jersey...The whole field could see my crotch luckily my girl came down with my sweats

Happiest moment:Having 10,000 dollars in my account

Saddest moment:Breaking my Leg and missing a season


Biggest goal: Become a Millionaire before I turn 29 and it's not looking likely

Nairaland crush:They cute but not cute enough

Nairaland bestie/friend/paddy:Shìt...Everyone I guess...LMFAO

One person on nairaland that annoys u:Your life must be pretty sad if someone annoys you online

What's your definition of love?

It exists in Fairytale and it's for pvssys...It doesn't exist

obiorathesubtle:
I no watch am.. Make I rush go check goal.. I forget say na today.. Chai!!


Messiah play abi? Umtiti play well?? Who dem use for RB!?

rawpadgin:
NAME: OSAS
NICKNAME : RAWPADGIN/BIGDICK
AGE: FORGET IT
SEX: MALE
HOBBIES: PLAYING SOCCER & WRITING MUSIC
MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE
FAVOURITE FOOD: VEGETABLE SOUP WITH POUNDED YAM
FAVOURITE COLOUR: PINK
FAVOURITE SPORT: SOCCER
FAVOURITE MOVIE: ALL ACTION COMEDY MOVIES
FAVOURITE MUSIC: RAP
CARTOON OR MOVIE: MOVIE
BLUES OR HIP HOP: BOTH, DEPENDS ON MY MOOD
ANDROID OR APPLE: ANDROID
LIKES: ANYTHING POSITIVE
DISLIKES: ANYTHING NEGATIVE
CRAZIEST THING I HAVE DONE: FVCKED A GIRL IN A MECHANIC WORKSHOP
CRAZIEST THING I AM YET TO DO: FVCK 2 OR MORE GIRLS SAME TIME
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: FORGOT MY LINES IN A TALENT HUNT COMPETITION
MOST HAPPIEST MOMENT: THE DAY I GOT A JOB
MOST SADDEST MOMENT: ALL MY DAYS AS A JOBLESS YOUTH
BIGGEST GOAL: BECOMING THE MOST SUCCESSFUL ENTREPRENEUR
NL CRUSH: NONE
NL BESTIE/FRIEND/PADDY: LIKE EVERYBODY EQUALLY
PERSON THAT ANNOYS ME ON NL: MUMUGEE OR SOMETHING
MY DEFINITION OF LOVE: HAVING LIKE A FOOL BECAUSE OF SOMEONE WHO PROLLY DON'T HAVE OR TIME

Maxi112:
My name: Maxwell E.T

ckname: young senibo
Age: 27yrs

Sex: MALE

Hobby: basket FOOTBALL, swimming travelling

Marital status: NOT MARRIED.

Favourite food: rice AND noodles
Favourite colour: black & red

Favourite sport: bascket ball and football

Favourite movie: Vikings and legend of the seeker

Favourite music: none

Cartoon or movies: none

Bluez or hip hop: hip hop

Android or Apple?: ANDROID[b].

Likes: [b]basketball, gaming, Swimming. ETC.
Dislikes: drinking achol, smoking, gays

What's the craziest thing you have ever done?: returning a slap to a police officer .

What's the craziest thing you are yet to do? Sleeping with a friend gf

Most embarrassing moment: bae saying, I'm not satisfy

Happiest moment: everyday is a happy moment to me .

Saddest moment: the first day I had a car accident, a life was lost

Biggest goal: only God knows

Nairaland crush: They're two of them, I wouldn't want to mention their names

Nairaland bestie/friend/paddy: them many oh... my family first! You guys are the best! (Monarchs)

One person on nairaland that annoys u: urlando!

What's your definition of love?

ireeneony:
sorry to jump in.

Lately you're always involve in ebrawls..

it won't take anything from you if you choose to ignore some comments sometimes.

Learn from twaci...
You can see how she replied cutehector. At the end it was win win for both of them.

KINGinVAHALA:
Boss mi, Wassup man?

SAINTSAMURAI:
hehehe messiah play. na highlight i watch. i try life streaming but the tin dey skip.

come make we go chelsea thread go troll.. Madridiots wan kill dem..

Marcelo don go on rampage ..

ireeneony:
sorry to jump in.

Lately you're always involve in ebrawls..

it won't take anything from you if you choose to ignore some comments sometimes.

Learn from twaci...
You can see how she replied cutehector. At the end it was win win for both of them.

WindUpMerchant:
when would I ever win with tracy? I followed her, she didnt follow back.. ive sent her Pm thrice, she hasn't responded. I asked a honest question, she ignored. this is a girl ive done so much for.I defended her, stuck my neck for her when she was being humiliated in one thread.