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Quotes Blast From The Past For Your Laugh by Teewhy2: 3:45pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
Saw this on a friends profile and i feel will make your day 1). He who _refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich_ is a *racist* - Martin Luther King jnr (1788) 2). He who _completely unwraps moimoi and gala_ before eating *cannot keep a secret* - Abraham Lincoln (1864) 3). Only a *courageous woman* can _fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any_ - Albert Macauley (1872) 4). _Drinking Garri_ doesn't mean ~*u're poor*~, but _allowing the Garri to swell before drinking_ is *poverty* - Queen Elizabeth (1893) 5). Any man who _drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face_, is *capable of murder* - Michael Faraday (1899) 6). Any man that uses his _teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open_, is *not afraid of anything* - Williams Shakespeare (1900) 1 Like |
Re: Quotes Blast From The Past For Your Laugh by Teewhy2: 3:48pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
7). Anyone who _graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike_, has *never been to Nigeria* - Lord Lugard (1904) . He who _runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet_ is *not hungry* - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) 9). He who says _nothing lasts forever_ has *never tried Hausa perfume* - Nelson Mandela (1973) 10). No matter _how hot your temper is_, *it cannot cook yam* - Prof Jega (2015) 11). Anyone who _reads this without laughing, nor press like nor share is *either looking for job* or *needs money badly* - Barack Obama (2014). 12) And any moderator who _reads and does not give the necessary publicity is naturally stingy - seun osewa 2016) You guys can add your own below Good afternoon 3 Likes |
Re: Quotes Blast From The Past For Your Laugh by Teewhy2: 3:51pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
Guys what numbers are your favourite quotes |
Re: Quotes Blast From The Past For Your Laugh by psucc(m): 4:36pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
OP I sure Faraday discover Alomo Bitter before Electricity 1 Like |
Re: Quotes Blast From The Past For Your Laugh by Justiyke4u: 4:57pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
5 and 9 |
Re: Quotes Blast From The Past For Your Laugh by Teewhy2: 5:17pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
Yes oooo, psucc: |
Re: Quotes Blast From The Past For Your Laugh by JBismarck(m): 6:17pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
That Hausa perfume got me rolling on d floor |
Re: Quotes Blast From The Past For Your Laugh by leofab(f): 6:26pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
Booked for this |
Re: Quotes Blast From The Past For Your Laugh by Teewhy2: 7:49am On Aug 07, 2016 |
JBismarck:Abi oooo nothing last forever like that perfume in Nigeria |
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