On budget padding:
Dogara: excuse me for a moment, Jubril.
Jubril: what is it? You sacked me, what next do you want?
Dogara: i want us to strike a deal, you know the economic recession is biting hard on Nigerians and people are forgetting that we do exist, let's make ourselves popular, let's act a movie to attract attention.
Jubril: How are we going to achieve that?
Dogara: what is that your term you normally use again?
Jubril: emm! Budget padding
Dogara: Yes, budget padding! You will be the antagonist, i will be the protagonist. Your role is to accuse the protagonist of budget padding.
Jubril: hmmm! Sir, what will i stand to benefit? You know my reputation is at stake here?
Dogara: Don't talk like that, we are in this APC together. You know I'm a lawyer, i can assure you that you will be protected.
Jubril: alright, since this will make us popular, can i kiss my wife to make the movie romantic?
Dogara: that is a very good idea