saw this on facebook so i decided to share with my nairaland peeps

WAHALA DEY
A friend asked for a lady's hand in marriage and
her father gave him this form to fill. After
reading the form, he told his potential father. -in-
law that he needed to use the rest room which
the man obliged.

Immediately he got to their toilet, he just scaled
through the window and ran out of the
compound.

DID YOU JUST ASK WHY?
Read the form and tell me what you would have
done if you were in his shoes.
Over to you!

APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM
FOR MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING
AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.
I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter
Miss __________. I am _____
years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No

2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No

3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No

4. Are you working? Yes/No

5. Is the range of your income within a month
between five hundred thousand and a million?
Yes/No

6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No

If your answer to any of the above questions is
NO, do not continue. Leave my house
immediately and don't look back. If all your
answers are YES,
Then continue...

1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_________________________

2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you
can give respect to your father in- law and
mother in-law.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______________________________________

3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money
to fix my hair at the saloon", what would be your
answer ?
________________________________

4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______

5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to
you?
_____________________________________________
___________________

6. Are your parents living together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
________________________________

7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/No.
If YES for how long?
_______________.
If the time of their marriage is less than your
age, explain why you were born out of wedlock.
_____________________________________________
___________________

8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______

9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a
man
to sleep outside his house.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______

10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the
owner of the kids between the father and the
mother?
________________________________

Answer the following with Yes or No.

1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No

2. Do you smoke? Yes/No

3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No

LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT

1. When can you be free for interview(s)?
______________________________

2. When is the best time to interview your dad?
____________________

3. When can I interview your mum?
______________________________

4. When can I interview your church Pastor?
_________________________

5. Please attach your passport sized photograph
below which will be used as advertisement in a
popular national newspaper to cross check if you
have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Confirm your signature:_______________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter.
Your application will be
processed within a year and you will be
acknowledged "only if you are successful".
As you wait for my response,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your
other details in case I need to ask you more
questions;
Postal Address: _________________________
Email:
____________________
Phone:
______________
Home:
_________
Facebook:
_____________________
BEST WISHES.
# Laugh_the_stress_ou

i dnt kno abt u guys bt i kno i wil fail this exam

project8:
i dnt kno abt u guys bt i kno i wil fail this exam

I Will Fail It Too.

dis kind marriage nah sucide mission..oo!

The father for marry his daughter

veekid:
The father for marry his daughter

d thing tire me oo.lol

stylochime:
I Will Fail It Too.

hehehehehehehe
see olodos. Even 40% una no fit get.

Oche211:
hehehehehehehe
see olodos. Even 40% una no fit get.

40% Na Still Fail Na

Just write what the father in law wants to see. Simple if you can't do that, you are an olodo, you need to go back to primary school

stylochime:
40% Na Still Fail Na

we call am let my people go. Na "" be dat.

Oche211:
we call am let my people go. Na "" be dat.

My Lecturers No Sabi Dat One Ooh

Wich kin papa b dis

Even Obama no fit ask dis kain questions

He might end up marrying his daughter or the daughter might live with him for more years to come,if he doesn't change his approach
N500,000--N1000,000 per month Am I a senator or house of rep member?
Explain why you were born out of wedlock like seriously? End time father

Hehehehe very funny

if na me i will write on the paper


PLEASE AM NOT HERE TO WASTE YOUR TIME OR ME & MY FAMILY MEMBER TIME

GET A CLAY AND MADE A MAN BY URSELF TO MARRY UR DAUGHTER OR YOU MARRY HER


THANKS

theEYe21:
Just write what the father in law wants to see. Simple if you can't do that, you are an olodo, you need to go back to primary school

dnt forgt he wil verify all u filled for d nxt one yr and if u lie he wil disqualify u

danxzy:
if na me i will write on the paper

PLEASE AM NOT HERE TO WASTE YOUR TIME OR ME & MY FAMILY MEMBER TIME
GET A CLAY AND MADE A MAN BY URSELF TO MARRY UR DAUGHTER OR YOU MARRY HER

THANKS

so u dnt truly love ur gal? wont u fight til finish? lol

lolx! I will fill the form when the father-in-law show me his own form he filled when marrying the girls mother... in life you need to lead by example...
oga please take ur pikin my hand nor dey again

I know I will pass that exam. If I love the girl so much.

nice one

#father

mytime24:
nice one

#father

Hi dear