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Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by asarebabson: 7:57am On Aug 20, 2016
WHIZKIDEFE:
The Advisers: this type will use 20 mins for their course and use the remaining period for advising, preaching to students. The Reading Machince: this type comes to lecture hall read directly from the textbook without proper explaination n if anyone ask a question, he gives it as assignment.
U r on point especially d reading machine point

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Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by bossto(m): 8:03am On Aug 20, 2016
What abt thoz that use projector all d time ??#.
Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by Realslimshady(m): 8:42am On Aug 20, 2016
The chameleon : these type of lecturers,their class will always be funny and full of laughter but when it comes to test or setting of exam questions, you will be wondering if it's the same person that set the person


Copy and pasters: these ones are too lazy,instead of making research for lecture notes, they will copy any jargon copiable on the internet and paste it to you ,so call notes be giving you tough time to comprehend


Garbage In and garbage out :most lecturers in this group won't set a hard question for you ,and they don't want I too know, just give them what they give you back
Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by Sirmuel1(m): 8:44am On Aug 20, 2016
Mosthandsomeboy:
You are So right,am following this thread



Who be you sef? I don see this pic twice
Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by Rick9(m): 9:01am On Aug 20, 2016
Lecturers go dey drag girl with Student
Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by esthel(f): 9:42am On Aug 20, 2016
Mosthandsomeboy:
You are So right,am following this thread
see this hall 3 boy, siddon there make pant they wear you.
Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by Kelly2713(m): 9:44am On Aug 20, 2016
McBrooklyn:
The IQ Testing Lecturers: These set of lecturers will come to be class and will write a long question on the board like:




A guy sent Recharge Card of N1500 to the girlfriend and the girlfriend forwarded the card to her boyfriend without recharging it, the boyfriend loaded the card and transferred N1000 to his girlfriend, and the girlfriend transferred N500 to her boyfriend and the boyfriend transferred N200 to his girlfriend and the girlfriend transferred N100 to her boyfriend and the boyfriend transferred N50 naira to his girlfriend.
Go On...........




Funny, Ain't it?? angry angry
this one get as e be
Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by Spells(m): 9:59am On Aug 20, 2016
Mosthandsomeboy:
You are So right,am following this thread
Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by Spells(m): 10:00am On Aug 20, 2016
Mosthandsomeboy:
You are So right,am following this thread
What's with d pix

Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by effyzie01(m): 10:17am On Aug 20, 2016
Cunninlinguist:
I can relate with what the op said.
Having a sadist as a lecturer can be frustrating.During my schooling days, there was this lecturer that gave a whole new meaning to the word sadism.
Imagine in a class of 193,over 100 people got carry overs, seventy something got "E".There was only ONE "A" and one "B".Did it mean that in a class of almost 200 students,only 2 could pass with a good grade.
That wasn't the worst of it. If you see the number of people coming to write carry over, you would shit in your pants. Even the lecturers invigilating started grumbling about the huge number of Carry overs but my man no send.
Anyway his matter got to a head after much outcry by people and he was demoted to part time lecturer

Demoted? Which University is that? Demoting/dismissing a lecturer isn't that easy

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Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by horlahsunbo225(m): 1:09pm On Aug 20, 2016
DR Babarinde the preacher
DR Alausa the saddist
DR USMAN modern guys





God knows you
Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by expensive2(f): 3:55pm On Aug 20, 2016
hmmmmmm God bless my lecturers

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Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by Jezzu(m): 9:30pm On Aug 20, 2016
ABSENTEES LECTURERS: This are lecturers that don't use to cum to deliver his lectures. He can only show up 3 weeks to exams and start rushing you guys with his 170 pages handout.

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Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by Jezzu(m): 9:37pm On Aug 20, 2016
ABSENTEES LECTURERS: Those lecturers that don't used to show up' untill 3 weeks or 4 to exams. Him go start rushïng us with his 170 pages handout. Na dix kind lecturers dey vex me pass'

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Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by 1miccza: 10:53pm On Aug 20, 2016
Tosyne2much come ooo dem don collect your professor of list compiling title Oooo
Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by tosyne2much(m): 11:24pm On Aug 20, 2016
Nice one bro... Make I add my own cool

7. The Babe Hunters

These ones are specialist in hunting female students when they feel there's need to satisfy their joysticks.. Many of them threaten to fail any lady who fails to dance to their music cheesy


I sight you oga 1miccza cheesy

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Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by Sirhethat12(f): 10:33am On Aug 21, 2016
Mosthandsomeboy:
You are So right,am following this thread
why did u now attach ur pix undecided
Mosthandsomeboy:
You are So right,am following this thread
why did u now attach ur pix
Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by Sirhethat12(f): 10:35am On Aug 21, 2016
Cunninlinguist:
I can relate with what the op said.
Having a sadist as a lecturer can be frustrating.During my schooling days, there was this lecturer that gave a whole new meaning to the word sadism.
Imagine in a class of 193,over 100 people got carry overs, seventy something got "E".There was only ONE "A" and one "B".Did it mean that in a class of almost 200 students,only 2 could pass with a good grade.
That wasn't the worst of it. If you see the number of people coming to write carry over, you would shit in your pants. Even the lecturers invigilating started grumbling about the huge number of Carry overs but my man no send.
Anyway his matter got to a head after much outcry by people and he was demoted to part time lecturer
you just described my school biochemistry lecturers....big sadists!
Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by 1miccza: 10:00pm On Aug 24, 2016
tosyne2much:
Nice one bro... Make I add my own cool

7. The Babe Hunters

These ones are specialist in hunting female students when they feel there's need to satisfy their joysticks.. Many of them threaten to fail any lady who fails to dance to their music cheesy


I sight you oga 1miccza cheesy

Prof prof dem don dey collect your list from you oo Tosyne2much
Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by tosyne2much(m): 9:16pm On Aug 25, 2016
1miccza:


Prof prof dem don dey collect your list from you oo Tosyn.e2much
Egbon, I still be boss for my own lane oooo cheesy cheesy
Re: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by 1miccza: 10:14pm On Aug 26, 2016
tosyne2much:
Egbon, I still be boss for my own lane oooo cheesy cheesy


E go dey you like magic when you land for reserve bench oo lolzh

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