Some ladies are call FISH BRAIN because of the way they fall cheaply when some guyz tells them these underlisted lies.Though,some are genuine.But majority of guyz told these lies because they don't want to go through long process before she would accept to fall in love with them.Who won wait till one month or two.

1.I want to marry you;
A friend of mine uses these words a lot and he has used it to hit many kitkats.Before these ladies detect that he is telling a lie he has enjoy their kitkat countless times.

2.Engagement ring;
Some guyz would go and buy fake gold engagement ring like the fake bags Linda ikeji always pose with in front of a black gate just to make her open for him easily.

3.I work in an oil company or a bank.
Some ladies don't find time to investigate what kind of oil company their suitors works with.There are palm oil,groundnut oil and even filling station attendants.So try to ask him which one.Lol

4.Obasanj0 is my Uncle.
When a guy sit with his friends in company of a lady he likes, he will be saying sweet words just to attract her attention.He comes up with a story of wealthy politicians and their background just to make her trip.He may say OBJ and her dad are related or dangote was a houseboy to her dad before he blow the mumu go fall and before you know it my guy don chop the apple.

5.They carry faulty laptops to fake a yahoo Boy.
Some ladies are dying to date yahoo guyz because of the stories they hear about them on how they scam foreigners to part with dollars and pounds.Some guys will be carry faulty laptops and be deceiving our future wives.Meanwhile,they don't know how to check email. lol.

Quick sex?

E no sweet abeg

olaboy001:
Quick sex?

No be joke na.

Op you don miss am.. Let me give you some.

It's been awhile i had sex and it's really affecting me : Most of them cling to that say "stomach pain"

This won't make me love you less: like you went to his house three weeks after you've met him, nd he wan shine congo.

I don't have multiple s3x partner, I stick to jos one person: buh when you check his fone you go see another babe wey send am picture.

That obasanjo is my uncle wey you dey write so, na only mumu, omo mummy, dodoyo fit bliv dat one oo
even small pikin go tell you say na fabu...

be like say this op na learner sha.

Haven't tried any of this though..

perhaps it's what OP use to EFF those Ibadan girl s

The weirdest is when an Ilorin babe fell for 'My dad owns the whole of Lekki' jibe when the thing be ordinary joke... Maybe she just wanted to Fukc dikc too anyway...

No need for all these lies anymore. ...most of these bitchesssssssss want to fuckkkkk..all the time..just tell them u want to fuccck them...that's all...

sexymoma:
Op you don miss am.. Let me give you some.

It's been awhile i had sex and it's really affecting me : Most of them cling to that say "stomach pain"

This won't make me love you less: like you went to his house three weeks after you've met him, nd he wan shine congo.

I don't have multiple s3x partner, I stick to jos one person: buh when you check his fone you go see another babe wey send am picture.

That obasanjo is my uncle wey you dey write so, na only mumu, omo mummy, dodoyo fit bliv dat one oo
even small pikin go tell you say na fabu...

be like say this op na learner sha.

sabi gurl...

[quote author=sexymoma post=48709652]Op you don miss am.. Let me give you some.

It's been awhile i had sex and it's really affecting me : Most of them cling to that say "stomach pain"

This won't make me love you less: like you went to his house three weeks after you've met him, nd he wan shine congo.

I don't have multiple s3x partner, I stick to jos one person: buh when you check his fone you go see another babe wey send am picture.

That obasanjo is my uncle wey you dey write so, na only mumu, omo mummy, dodoyo fit bliv dat one oo
even small pikin go tell you say na fabu...

be like say this op na learner sha.



and a subject of experience gives her opinion

bitchcrafts:
The weirdest is when an Ilorin babe fell for 'My dad owns the whole of Lekki' jibe when the thing be ordinary joke... Maybe she just wanted to Fukc dikc too anyway...

But things dey happen ooo

sexymoma:
Op you don miss am.. Let me give you some.

It's been awhile i had sex and it's really affecting me : Most of them cling to that say "stomach pain"

This won't make me love you less: like you went to his house three weeks after you've met him, nd he wan shine congo.

I don't have multiple s3x partner, I stick to jos one person: buh when you check his fone you go see another babe wey send am picture.

That obasanjo is my uncle wey you dey write so, na only mumu, omo mummy, dodoyo fit bliv dat one oo
even small pikin go tell you say na fabu...

be like say this op na learner sha.

the op is basically a LEARNER, that's for sure!
And you(a lady) is an EXPERT, that's also for sure!

sexymoma:
Op you don miss am.. Let me give you some.

It's been awhile i had sex and it's really affecting me : Most of them cling to that say "stomach pain"

This won't make me love you less: like you went to his house three weeks after you've met him, nd he wan shine congo.

I don't have multiple s3x partner, I stick to jos one person: buh when you check his fone you go see another babe wey send am picture.

That obasanjo is my uncle wey you dey write so, na only mumu, omo mummy, dodoyo fit bliv dat one oo
even small pikin go tell you say na fabu...

be like say this op na learner sha.

sexymoma:
Op you don miss am.. Let me give you some.

It's been awhile i had sex and it's really affecting me : Most of them cling to that say "stomach pain"

This won't make me love you less: like you went to his house three weeks after you've met him, nd he wan shine congo.

I don't have multiple s3x partner, I stick to jos one person: buh when you check his fone you go see another babe wey send am picture.

That obasanjo is my uncle wey you dey write so, na only mumu, omo mummy, dodoyo fit bliv dat one oo
even small pikin go tell you say na fabu...

be like say this op na learner sha.