BABE!:

^^ Did you see my list! Very short and Succinct, not like Sister Inkiru's own! (lol)

Pls scroll up and check it out. See what you can do!

lol. you know what? I think we're a perfect match.

. .

^^^ Really J12? Why do you say so?

^^ abeg, i was joking o! 

^^ You're an hediot for that statement---lol--common don't joke with me like that jo!
This is serious business!

babe!

Lord_Reed

Ya, we were just joking and never serious about what we were sayin to eachother (of which she also was aware of it). Besides, she is the last person that I could get angry with here in Nairaland, NO MATTER WHAT !!! I dont take $hit from girls here but, for her, HELL YEAH, I would! (reasons best known to me of which she herself had no idea of).

J12:

babe!

mschewwww-- Cmon BEATS headphones, you cannot buy,   

Ranoscky:

Lord_Reed

Ya, we were just joking and never serious about what we were sayin to eachother (of which she also was aware of it). Besides, she is the last person that I could get angry with here in Nairaland, NO MATTER WHAT !!! I dont take $hit from girls here but, for her, HELL YEAH, I would! (reasons best known to me of which she herself had no idea of).

Yeah she's a kool babe

Inked_Nerd:


Hehehe, those things can pamper me

Do you have any of those qualities?

Maybe one or two.

BABE!:

mschewwww-- Cmon BEATS, headphones you cannot buy,   

Kai! See wetin poverty dey cause? I don suffer.

J12:

Kai! See wetin poverty dey cause? I don suffer.

lol-- Poverty on whose part?!

BABE!:

lol-- Poverty on whose part?!

On my broke arse!

^^ Good!

Advise from me to you: go and join your mates in the Yahoo-yahoo business. When you're rish enough to buy my

$5000 shoes and headphones , we can be friends again!

MY LIST

- Take off my clothes on arrival from work.

-What again? . . .em yeah wash my boxers and maybe iron them too.

-Minimize the number of times she visits her old folks over the weekend!

- Get rid of my hard-ons ev'time and anywhere.

- Gimme a warm nice bath and massage at night, and probably a BJ to 'cool it down'.

^
ROFLMCAO!!!

*** . . .wishing I could just drop dead from this laughter . . .would make perfect sense! . . .lol. . .***

^^^ I thought those are common practises a gf or wife should do (except the minimizing of visiting the parents)

BABE!:

^^ Good!

Advise from me to you: go and join your mates in the Yahoo-yahoo business. When you're rish enough to buy my

$5000 shoes and headphones , we can be friends again!  

Yes ma'am!

Quote from: kandiikane on Today at 12:15:00 AM
Personality- everything you would want in a woman but comes at a prize

Cook me meals
Make my bath
Go down on me-Abi its not too hard
spend money on me
be there at my beck and call
Respect me

The reward for that day of pampering will be very great


Ok I change my cleaning, since men are too lazy to just do that for a day. This is also to comment on what Orton1_0 wrote

kandiikane:

Quote from: kandiikane on Today at 12:15:00 AM
Personality- everything you would want in a woman but comes at a prize

Cook me meals
Make my bath
Go down on me-Abi its not too hard
spend money on me
be there at my beck and call
Respect me

The reward for that day of pampering will be very great


Ok I change my cleaning, since men are too lazy to just do that for a day. This is also to comment on what Orton1_0 wrote

Now you are talking!

@Orton1_0
I don't see (f) in front of your name.

OP.

@BABE, BEAT Headphones r 1 of d most xpensive in d market ryte nw! Bt no wahala sha i ll buy u a truck load. If u gree say u go marry mi, lolll

Mrs.Chima:

D-sense:

OP.

Follow follow

Lord_Reed:

Now you are talking!  

@Orton1_0
I don't see (f) in front of your name.  

Bros, na only Women need pampering  . . .? ?. . .lol

kandiikane:
This is also to comment on what Orton1_0 wrote

lol.
Missy, You took me seriously . . ?

Orton1_0:

Bros, na only Women need pampering  . . .? ?. . .lollol.

No naa but this thread na for them, we fit open another one for guys. Oya go do am.

Lord_Reed:

No naa but this thread na for them, we fit open another one for guys. Oya go do am.

LR, i'm opening one for guyz now!

andy1:

@BABE, BEAT Headphones r 1 of d most xpensive in d market ryte nw! Bt no wahala sha i ll buy u a truck load. If u gree say u go marry mi, lolll

Buy me my Beats first, then, we'll talk!

Lord_Reed:



Follow follow

Bite me.

Lord_Reed:



Follow follow

Lord_Blade
Get a life

^

D-sense:

Lord_Blade
Get a life

The life of a groupie? No thanks I'll pass.

Mrs.Chima:

Bite me.

Didn't know you had a lil poodle.

Lord_Reed:


Didn't know you had a lil poodle.

You know you are itching to see it!