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How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by benzene00: 10:39am On Aug 31, 2016
so there is this girl that has been begging me to shine her Congo in my street . BT the tin be say the girl too uglee,..bare look at her pimple covered face shrinks my kondo

so my brodas how do I go abt it

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Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:41am On Aug 31, 2016
very simple. Just look for a brown paper bag. Create a small portal for ventilation. Then cover her head with it make sure you use superglue to attach it to her face...

I know what I am saying, it might mistakenly come off grin

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Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:41am On Aug 31, 2016
benzene00:
so there is this girl that has been begging me to shine her Congo in my street . BT the tin be say the girl too uglee,..bare look at her pimple covered face shrinks my kondo

so my brodas how do I go abt it
any of these positions would be better. U won't c her face

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Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by ReInstalled(m): 10:42am On Aug 31, 2016
undecided
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:44am On Aug 31, 2016
use a blind fold... or cut out the face of nikki minaj from a magazine and glue it to her face...then imagine u with nikki grin

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Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by cosby02(m): 10:46am On Aug 31, 2016
Cover her face with pillow... Shikena

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Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:47am On Aug 31, 2016
Vizkizz:
very simple. Just look for a brown paper bag. Create a small portal for ventilation. Then cover hear head with it make sure you use superglue to attach it to her face...

I know what I am saying, it might mistakenly come off grin


Must the paper bag be brown? grin

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Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by ReInstalled(m): 10:50am On Aug 31, 2016
cosby02:
Cover her face with pillow... Shikena
u sabi

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Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:51am On Aug 31, 2016
slyIsaac:

Must the paper bag be brown? grin


Brown paper bags are always rugged grin
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:54am On Aug 31, 2016
Damn! I must try this shiit! Latest by 2pm tongue

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Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by ify2nyce(f): 11:02am On Aug 31, 2016
blindfold your eyes grin
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by ireneony(f): 11:08am On Aug 31, 2016
Vizkizz:
Damn! I must try this shiit! Latest by 2pm tongue

u too spoil. Repent
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 11:10am On Aug 31, 2016
ireneony:
u too spoil. Repent


But.. But embarassed
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by rosy4u(f): 11:15am On Aug 31, 2016
grin grin grin grin
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by Jay542(m): 11:18am On Aug 31, 2016
Vizkizz:
Damn! I must try this shiit! Latest by 2pm tongue

No try am for fat girl oo. E go just turn stress
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 11:25am On Aug 31, 2016
Jay542:

No try am for fat girl oo. E go just turn stress


nah...Ladies like ireneony are my kindda lady. You see that curve whey dey her dp? Yeah, now you Gerrit cool
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by Jay542(m): 11:26am On Aug 31, 2016
Vizkizz:



nah...Ladies like ireneony are my kindda lady. You see that curve whey dey her dp? Yeah, now you Gerrit cool

Osheey. Carry On. 2pm don reach oo
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 11:28am On Aug 31, 2016
Jay542:

Osheey. Carry On. 2pm don reach oo


reach ke? As as how?
Na which country you dey? Gambia? grin
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by LordZero(m): 11:28am On Aug 31, 2016
Vizkizz:
very simple. Just look for a brown paper bag. Create a small portal for ventilation. Then cover hear head with it make sure you use superglue to attach it to her face...

I know what I am saying, it might mistakenly come off grin


grin grin grin
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by honeygirl17: 11:28am On Aug 31, 2016
Jay542:

No try am for fat girl oo. E go just turn stress
Akant take it cry I think sey u be saint before
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 11:30am On Aug 31, 2016
Laveda been viewing this thread since morning. You are learning bad thing abi tongue
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by dollyjoy(f): 11:32am On Aug 31, 2016
If you can't create a human but have guts to call a fellow human ugly without provocation then you are an im.be.ci.le . undecided

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Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by Jay542(m): 11:33am On Aug 31, 2016
honeygirl17:
Akant take it cry I think sey u be saint before
Lol. Na advice na. Are you Oyind17?
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by Jay542(m): 11:35am On Aug 31, 2016
Vizkizz:



reach ke? As as how?
Na which country you dey? Gambia? grin


No oo. Somalia. Proudly Somalian
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by honeygirl17: 11:38am On Aug 31, 2016
Jay542:

Lol. Na advice na. Are you Oyind17?
yes, mynd ban me 2 days ago for saying hello to him. Ban expires December 20th. How av u been?
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by Jay542(m): 11:42am On Aug 31, 2016
honeygirl17:
yes, mynd ban me 2 days ago for saying hello to him. Ban expires December 20th. How av u been?
Lol. Make I no talk before my own ban go be till February 30th. I'm good sha. Did you see my mail?
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by honeygirl17: 11:46am On Aug 31, 2016
Jay542:

Lol. Make I no talk before my own ban go be till February 30th. I'm good sha. Did you see my mail?
No, I can't see my mails. I don't even know my Whatsapp number. I will follow back and ask u a question and you will drop the answer here. You understandgrin any questiongrin
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 11:46am On Aug 31, 2016
you mean like mishatey
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by Jay542(m): 11:48am On Aug 31, 2016
honeygirl17:
No, I can't see my mails. I don't even know my Whatsapp number. I will follow back and ask u a question and you will drop the answer here. You understandgrin any questiongrin
When you can see your mails you'll read it. I'm not dropping any answer here. I don't want bashing biko.
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by honeygirl17: 11:49am On Aug 31, 2016
Jay542:

When you can see your mails you'll read it. I'm not dropping any answer here. I don't want bashing biko.
lol, who want bash you? Lemme help u out. You've got mail!
Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by ReInstalled(m): 11:49am On Aug 31, 2016
dollyjoy:
If you can't create a human but have guts to call a fellow human ugly without provocation then you are an im.be.ci.le . undecided
why vexing..are you among?

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Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by Jay542(m): 11:52am On Aug 31, 2016
honeygirl17:
lol, who want bash you? Lemme help u out. You've got mail!
Lol. Anyhow you'll want it.

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