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Jhux Know Dat U're Going To "L" Faya If.... by ritzybaby(f): 7:52am On Sep 13, 2016
JUST KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO HELL IF:-
1)...Your phone is full of

different types of porn and
you've got the Holy Bible on the same
device.

2)...Your breast has been pressed more
than the T.V remote in your parlour.

3)...You've had sex more than
your age.

4)...You see a mad woman and
you quickly have an erection.

5)...Your pastor is praying and he says "First
of all" and the first thing that comes to your
mind is "Go down low"

6)....Your pastor is praying and
says "Lord, all I want is your" and you
silently say "Your waist"


If you fall in any of this
categories, am sorry you can't make it to
our Heaven..
Unless u repent like Me...lol na joking
matter oo..
Re: Jhux Know Dat U're Going To "L" Faya If.... by makydebbie(f): 8:08am On Sep 13, 2016
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