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When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 7:24am On Sep 20, 2016

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by RoyalBlak007: 7:30am On Sep 20, 2016
dikachim killed it..

For Real grin

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Blakjewelry(m): 7:40am On Sep 20, 2016
All these kind matter dey sweet una

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 7:52am On Sep 20, 2016
The 'let me put only the tip' is so common. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by speedyconnect3: 7:57am On Sep 20, 2016
very hilarious

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by point7s(m): 8:21am On Sep 20, 2016
I na wa ooo

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Emodeee: 9:05am On Sep 20, 2016
Despite knowing all these, will that stop ladies from being preys?

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 10:18am On Sep 20, 2016
why should i disgrace myself in front of a lady just because of 3secs of orgasm when vaseline can do exactly that... cool

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Laveda(f): 10:21am On Sep 20, 2016
Is it just me or?

Stale now. embarassed

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by xtervaganza(m): 10:21am On Sep 20, 2016
What I usually say is "why are you like this na? Its not as if you will agree to date me if I'm impotent "

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Purpletee(f): 10:49am On Sep 20, 2016
lol..

what about the "baby just hold it small"
"lemme just put it in between your laps"

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by mithras(m): 10:54am On Sep 20, 2016
omg! wtf?? Una no go kill me with laff cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by shugacane(f): 11:00am On Sep 20, 2016
grin grin Guys nd dia funny ways "lemme enter i wont move" because na stick abi?? cheesy

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by DozieInc(m): 11:40am On Sep 20, 2016
LWKM, "lets just be naked let them be seeing themselves" guys Strategizing since 10000bc, mehn thats epic.

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by jubrealguy(m): 12:14pm On Sep 20, 2016
Lol grin grin grin

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by jubrealguy(m): 12:18pm On Sep 20, 2016
Purpletee:
lol..

what about the "baby just hold it small"
"lemme just put it in between your laps"
Experience

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Hollawayn05(m): 12:35pm On Sep 20, 2016
what about "baby Let's Do it with ur Pants On then" some minutes later you slide Pants and put the D in.. #Simple

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by lilmax(m): 12:40pm On Sep 20, 2016
lets just be Unclad let them be seeing themselves.....lemme enter I won't move grin

if I hear

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Mikkyjay17(m): 12:45pm On Sep 20, 2016
I will be like * bae the way you dance on me last time was superb, don't believe u can do it but I'm sick of dis mood now lemme dance u too you will love it.*

Lobatan......

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by onyekachee(f): 12:50pm On Sep 20, 2016
very funny
it has been said that before sex the man doesn't reason well while the woman does,after sex the reverse is the case

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Roselilly(f): 1:49pm On Sep 20, 2016
And someone told me "I just want to feel ur presence "

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by McBrooklyn(m): 1:53pm On Sep 20, 2016
Roselilly:
And someone told me "I just want to feel ur presence "

Lol, then let him feel your presence now cheesy cheesy

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Ay04z(m): 2:32pm On Sep 20, 2016
guys and p***$$**y are like......u No d pics....

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Demmtek(m): 3:37pm On Sep 20, 2016
Make we do daddy and mummy remember #tbt words

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Princealex1(m): 6:07pm On Sep 20, 2016
Roselilly:
And someone told me "I just want to feel ur presence "

Are you the holy spirit??

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Purpletee(f): 6:56pm On Sep 20, 2016
jubrealguy:
Experience

lol...kinda grin grin grin

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Purpletee(f): 7:01pm On Sep 20, 2016
jubrealguy:
Experience

lol...kinda grin grin grin

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nutase: 7:21pm On Sep 20, 2016
grin
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by eemalex(m): 7:22pm On Sep 20, 2016
I wish I can be this desperate......


Most of the time it all comes to if the girl is willing and not all this desperate whack lines.

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by asumo12: 7:45pm On Sep 20, 2016
Where's the change in this country?



Where?





#changeBeginsWithYou

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Fidelismaria: 8:02pm On Sep 20, 2016
loz



'let be naked and let's dem be seeing demself'
that new

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 8:39pm On Sep 20, 2016
Y'all forgetting "I just wanna eat your ass. No sex" grin grin grin

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