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Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by ericuzor(m): 7:16am On Sep 28, 2016
a lady actually took to her Twitter handle today to curse out the person who introduced her husband of five years to anal sex. She realized this after her supposed hubby suddenly suggested that they try anal together. See more tweets after the cut...

Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by ericuzor(m): 7:18am On Sep 28, 2016
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Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by Cutehector(m): 7:19am On Sep 28, 2016
He's been watching porn lately! Why not give him condition? He wants anal right? Den he should be able to suck it as well.. if not, no anal!

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Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by ericuzor(m): 7:20am On Sep 28, 2016
Any lady with anal sex experience your guidance and lectures is needed here.. So Mrs joy won't loose her hubby of 5yrs grin grin

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Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by emperorchedda(m): 7:29am On Sep 28, 2016
I thought marriage was for better for worse? Since you just discovered anaI is what's gonna please your man then be happy to please him before another woman replaces you

AnaI may not be bad as people pretend it is, soon you will enjoy it more than him cool

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Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by INTROVERT(f): 7:31am On Sep 28, 2016
What rubbish......ewwwwww yuck
Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by menxer: 7:32am On Sep 28, 2016
Am amazed nobody is suggesting divorce. Even Mrs Joy is priming her mind for it.
SMH

I wish she reports back after he made it into her SHlT.

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Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by FlawlesRebirth02(f): 7:32am On Sep 28, 2016
what is ANAL-sex?
Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by Nobody: 7:37am On Sep 28, 2016
"I am not ready for the pain anal sex comes with. Please baby Jesus rescue me"

Does anyone else find the above statement weird, especially in this context?

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Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by Doctorfitz: 7:46am On Sep 28, 2016
FlawlesRebirth02:
what is ANAL-sex?

Joyce its dat thing that auchi poly girls like after money.

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Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by speedyconnect3: 7:57am On Sep 28, 2016
eiyaa, room for comparison shaa
Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by VictorRomanov: 8:01am On Sep 28, 2016
Idiot wife! I can see why see married an idiot husband
Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by finalboss(m): 8:04am On Sep 28, 2016
let him dig it woman.... its for your own good .


... abi

fuckthem0ds
Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by finalboss(m): 8:07am On Sep 28, 2016
FlawlesRebirth02:
what is ANAL-sex?
we cn do the practical ,if you dnt mind...you damn hot... fuckthem0ds i don catch chick for you o

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Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by IamLEGEND1: 8:09am On Sep 28, 2016
Naija women!
#SmH Very stupid breed of humans.

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Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by FlawlesRebirth02(f): 8:10am On Sep 28, 2016
Doctorfitz:


Joyce its dat thing that auchi poly girls like after money.
.still not making sense

try another one
Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by Doctorfitz: 8:12am On Sep 28, 2016
FlawlesRebirth02:
.still not making sense

try another one


Since u can't read to understand,then contact me privately for practicals.

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Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by Creamish(f): 8:23am On Sep 28, 2016
Lolz... Found this funny. Maybe he's looking for some variety to spice up their love life.
Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by Nobody: 8:39am On Sep 28, 2016
Anyone suggesting she does it is sick in the head, yall won't be around when she starts wearing pampas because poo is leaking from her but. angry if he insists and she's not okay with it ishh the bleeped marriage.

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Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by joseph1832(m): 8:45am On Sep 28, 2016
Creamish:
Lolz... Found this funny. Maybe he's looking for some variety to spice up their love life.
And he chose Anal? LOL. How intriguing.
Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by VampireeM(f): 8:56am On Sep 28, 2016
Cutehector:
He's been watching porn lately! Why not give him condition? He wants anal right? Den he should be able to suck it as well.. if not, no anal!
Lol.. Some men love it and not a matter of him watching porn lately.. kinda fetish for them and turns them on..

grossintel:
Anyone suggesting she does it is sick in the head, yall won't be around when she starts wearing pampas because poo is leaking from her but. angry if he insists and she's not okay with it ishh the bleeped marriage.
Lol.. Your statement is quite hilarious! Pampers kor, pad ni... I dont think poop will leak though grin


I have no advice for the lady. She should do whatever makes her conscience cool
Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by Cutehector(m): 8:57am On Sep 28, 2016
VampireeM:

Lol.. Some men love it and not a matter of him watching porn lately.. kinda fetish for them and turns them on..


Lol.. Your statement is quite hilarious! Pampers kor, pad ni... I dont think poop will leak though grin


I have no advice for the lady. She should do whatever makes her conscience cool

look at dis one. Am sure u love anal...
Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by Aghanel(m): 9:00am On Sep 28, 2016
ghen ghen grin
Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by Nobody: 9:03am On Sep 28, 2016
VampireeM:

Lol.. Some men love it and not a matter of him watching porn lately.. kinda fetish for them and turns them on..


Lol.. Your statement is quite hilarious! Pampers kor, pad ni... I dont think poop will leak though grin


I have no advice for the lady. She should do whatever makes her conscience cool

The anus has a sphincter muscle that enables it to contract and hold or release faeces during before/during excretion. Continual anal sex makes this muscle to gradually lose its elasticity, thereby making it difficult for the anus to hold faecal matter, if one wishes to. We have all experienced that embarrassing moment, I remember my friend poop on himself because he was purging and couldn't hold it before we made it to a fast food around. Imagine with all the muscles around the anus he couldn't hold it long enough, if that place come tear nko hmm it will just pore out no contest. If any man insists he wants anal sex his wife should insist she first use a dido and Bleep his anus and if he can take it grin she can gladly accept.

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Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by Creamish(f): 9:06am On Sep 28, 2016
joseph1832:
And he chose Anal? LOL. How intriguing.

What would you choose? cheesy
Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by joseph1832(m): 9:10am On Sep 28, 2016
Creamish:


What would you choose? cheesy
Well like they say. "Variety is the spice of life". wink
Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by youngboi(m): 9:53am On Sep 28, 2016
Creamish:
Lolz... Found this funny. Maybe he's looking for some variety to spice up their love life.

Asin eh! Orishirishi
Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by Nobody: 10:56am On Sep 28, 2016
emperorchedda:
I thought marriage [b]was for better for worse?[/b]Since you just discovered anaI is what's gonna please your man then be happy to please him before another woman replaces you

AnaI may not be bad as people pretend it is, soon you will enjoy it more than him cool
for better or worse wink
Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by akankemi1(f): 11:15am On Sep 28, 2016
that is a wicked husband undecided
Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by Rozaystunna(m): 11:27am On Sep 28, 2016
INTROVERT:
What rubbish......ewwwwww yuck
you ll get to like it
Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by Rozaystunna(m): 11:29am On Sep 28, 2016
FlawlesRebirth02:
what is ANAL-sex?
it ll be nice to try it with that asss your flaunting smiley

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Re: Who Gave My Husband Anal Sex" Woman Cries Out by VampireeM(f): 11:35am On Sep 28, 2016
Cutehector:
look at dis one. Am sure u love anal...
Lol.. Nah I dont.. Instead I would like to use those toys I showed you on you wink

grossintel:
The anus has a sphincter muscle that enables it to contract and hold or release faeces during before/during excretion. Continual anal sex makes this muscle to gradually lose its elasticity, thereby making it difficult for the anus to hold faecal matter, if one wishes to. We have all experienced that embarrassing moment, I remember my friend poop on himself because he was purging and couldn't hold it before we made it to a fast food around. Imagine with all the muscles around the anus he couldn't hold it long enough, if that place come tear nko hmm it will just pore out no contest. If any man insists he wants anal sex his wife should insist she first use a dido and Bleep his anus and if he can take it grin she can gladly accept.
i like the bold part.. She doesnt even need to use dido na vĀ”braT0r wey go do the job.. lol
I get your point though but these days MosT men want to try anal and some prefer it to other form of penetration.. she wont have much complications later as long as its not constantly done.. I think she shld give it a trial she might enjoy it else the man might have to go outside

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