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Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by rasulua(m): 11:38am On Jul 19, 2007
Yeah man i lik ur last topic,i believe in him that way 2.
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(m): 5:31am On Aug 10, 2007
Junior's uncle came one day and said to Junior

Juniors's uncle: Junior you dad is a V.I.P and you mum is a C.E.O what then do you claim to be

Junior: I am a K.I.D
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by acidrop(f): 5:36am On Aug 10, 2007
hmmmm( he is a comedian as well) nothing just acessing u
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by marlet01(m): 5:40am On Aug 10, 2007
Hmmm
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by clemcykul(f): 12:26pm On Aug 13, 2007
crazyykiddddddddddd i begi no killy meoooo i don grin grin grin grin taya, if dey sack me for work u go employ ;Dmeoooo
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(m): 3:50pm On Aug 14, 2007
If dem sack you, I go employ you so no worry. tongue
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by gilgee(m): 6:47pm On Aug 14, 2007
@crazykid
Bobs u wan work for ma firm?
we'v got lotta vacancies.
I can assure you that lotta goodies awaits you, as you dey waste your talent so. wink
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by graxell: 3:25pm On Sep 24, 2007
A pastor announced to the men to drop cash for the church according to the beauty of their wife, a member put N5,

the pastor asked him WHY?

He said "If you see my wife u will give me change".
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by graxell: 3:32pm On Sep 24, 2007
. 12 .
9 . 3
. 6 .

Its 3:42pm
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by graxell: 3:38pm On Sep 24, 2007
When last did you do it, where, how, when, was it on bed on the floor or in the bedroom, did you shout, cry or scream?

tongue cry undecided You done it today, i mean you've prayed.
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by Spiceyblue: 4:51pm On Nov 15, 2007
hhh
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by kattie(f): 9:05pm On Nov 20, 2007
Cool and lovely jokes
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by Nobody: 8:38am On Nov 21, 2007
love these jokes
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by ameegnet(m): 1:24pm On Nov 21, 2007
my belle don burt i dey hospital oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo grin grin
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by sukura(f): 4:40pm On Nov 21, 2007
niz 1, jst wt i nided. cheesy
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by Moyola(f): 2:04pm On Jun 13, 2008
lol,,,,,,,Nice jokes
Cra33ykid, keep it cumin
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(m): 8:07pm On Jul 21, 2008
An Igbo man was fell sick and was about to die.

His wife and two sons decided to pay him a visit in the clinic in which he was admitted

On getting there, the following discussions ensure.

Igbo man: Nkechi, is that you?

Wife: Yes my husband, how are you doing?

Igbo man: Am fine

[Turns his head]

Igbo man: Ifenayi you’re here also?

Ifeanyi: Yes papa

Igbo man: Any you too Ebuka.

Ebuka: Yes papa

Igbo man: You are here Ebuka is here, who is at the shop?
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(m): 8:12pm On Jul 21, 2008
An Igbo man was fetching water in a well; suddenly he lost balance and fell into the well; he began to shout for help; fortunately one of his sons heard him scream and came to help him.

Son: Papa what’s the matter?

Man: Junior help

Son: Papa am coming what should I do?

Man: Go to Mama Joe and buy rope so you can get me out of here.

[Few minutes later, the son returns with the rope]

Son: Papa I’ve bought the rope grab it so I can pull you out.

Man: Wait; how much did you buy it?

Son: N200

Man: What! Go and return it back it’s too expensive.
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by clemcykul(f): 8:44am On Jul 22, 2008
good one crazypikin grin grin grin
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by royalyinx(m): 1:46am On Sep 09, 2008
Ur really crazy and u know it
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(m): 11:51am On Feb 25, 2009
yes I know
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by finestboy2(m): 5:27pm On Feb 25, 2009
Nice Jokes they rely mad me laf cheesy
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by Ben13: 11:23am On Jan 12, 2010
Crazy Man, where you na? cheesy
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by clemcykul(f): 11:45am On Jan 13, 2010
dint u kill him last nyte shocked
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by aldon: 12:14am On Jan 23, 2010
Lfmao
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by Kunbee: 2:12am On Jan 25, 2010
CrazyMan:

An Igbo man was fell sick and was about to die.

His wife and two sons decided to pay him a visit in the clinic in which he was admitted

On getting there, the following discussions ensure.

Igbo man: Nkechi, is that you?

Wife: Yes my husband, how are you doing?

Igbo man: Am fine

[Turns his head]

Igbo man: Ifenayi you’re here also?

Ifeanyi: Yes papa

Igbo man: Any you too Ebuka.

Ebuka: Yes papa

Igbo man: You are here Ebuka is here, who is at the shop?


Roflmao
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by Nobody: 7:57pm On Mar 23, 2011
A WOMAN travell to the city to visit his son, she was worried of her son who has not got married.
unfortunately she found a lady in his son room. there conversation.

the son, ha mama welcome

mama, chidi i carry you 4 my belle 4 nine months, breast feed you for 3years give me my grand children

when the woman had what the mother said she responded

mama you breast feed am for 3years you dey complain you no no say him don suck my for over 15years no
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by yinkalink(f): 8:38pm On Mar 23, 2011
Lol.
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by OmoFyne: 6:35pm On Mar 24, 2011
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(m): 4:07pm On Mar 09, 2012
Who wants to be a millionaire

Hello there, my name is Frank from who wants to be a Fuel, Sorry millionaire. Your Friend HENRY is on the hot seat. He needs your help to win One Loaded Tanker of Fuel, The next voice u hear is your friend's , Goodluck! Your time starts now!.

HENRY: Paddy how far? Abeg wetin be SUBSIDY FOR PIDGIN?
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by Nobody: 7:07pm On Mar 09, 2012
Eh Come! Subsidy period don pass, so d joke no go fit funny again. Abeg remove am!
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by onoti(f): 3:59pm On Mar 10, 2012
mehn, really cool, i'm gonna vote 4 u as d best poster of d year

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