Impress your Man.
- Show up naked.
- Bring him a beer.

puskin:

Impress your Man.
- Show up naked.
- Bring him a beer.

you must be joking!

Sorry, I ain't joking.

then you must be crazy

sexyLeamon:

then you must be crazy

LWKMD

Crazy. . . .maybe.

;d

puskin:

Impress your Man.
- Show up naked.
- Bring him a beer.

And that will impress him?? you are crazy!

^ ^
Definitely, I am.

. . .and on his b-day, U nd ur best-friend should both show up NAKED with a carton of beer.

wtf, i can never do that

U gat 2try it so U all can get ur freak-on.

I been dey support you for the case of spouses seteeeyyyy i see this.

puskin:

. . .and on his b-day, U nd your best-friend should both show up NAKED with a carton of beer.

naughtiness!! 

^ ^
We guyz just have 2get our freak on some-way.
I propose this nd the ladies are all acting-up.

puskin:

. . .and on his b-day, U nd your best-friend should both show up NAKED with a carton of beer.

Now, this is simply impossible.

Nuttin' is impossible. Try it on ur bf nd watch ur r/ship get spiced-up.

puskin:

Impress your Man.
- Show up naked.
- Bring him a beer.

That only happens if your birthday's December 25th

puskin:

Impress your Man.
- Show up naked.
- Bring him a beer.

Tell him to eat you for dinner abi?

. . .rather tell him 2gv it 2U HOT.

funny thread

if only am a woman

@eldee
I guess so.
But why can't it be a once/twice in a month thing.

@chelsea
Don't tell me, U would do more than what I said.

puskin:

@eldee
I guess so.
But why can't it be a once/twice in a month thing.

Because everyday is not Christmassybirthday. . .
Besies it got boring . . . that's why the early man didn't mind the tons of early hotties walking about with just leaves covering their punanis

Sometimes, I wish those good old primitive dayz back. . .nuttin' hidden, everyone stark naked.

Ladies:
- Give your man dogonyaro.

yes i will DO more, dongoyaro?? chineke, what for?

For the obvious, ofcourse.

So I can later complain about his potbelly that I caused abi?

No thanks

. . .dogonyaro associated with potbelly. This will be a 1st.

So you dnt know that beer causes potbelly?
Carry on, you'd soon be there. Thatz if you're not there already