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She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(m): 10:03pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
My very gud friend was having his birthday bash 2dai, buh I didn't go early cos I underestimated the kind of gals that will be present, if I had known that the kind of gals that were present will grace the occasion, I will have been there very early infact I will be among those who will arrange the venue sef, so that I will be there when the gals arrive and I will chewing gum a gal that will go home wth me 2nite b4 those all those boiz who vowed no to let anything in skirt escape their restless dick catch them b4 me. Buh I fvcked up cos I wasn't there on time, buh I got there sha, and when I got there I saw girls that my eyes almost fell frm it's socket infact I thought I was goin to die tonite, so as I sat drinkn skuchis, I saw somethin that caught my attention infact I saw a gal that was surrounded at the east west north and south of her body cos there was a boy in front of her,at her left,at her right, and behind her, infact they formed a wall around her as they danced, so there was a particular song that played at the time being and she whined to the song and she rubbed her yansh against the dick of the guy behind her, chai I envied the guy greatly and when I saw that move, I didn't know when I stood up frm my chair and I started dancing too and being a man who understand positioning and caculation, I was calculating,the speed at which I wil use to replace anybody that leaves his space wth the gal cos I needed to at least let my body run against her own,also I was sketchhing the graph of how I will position my self in a way that if I happen to be in front of her, I will be well positioned dat at intervals there will be a collision between my pubic region and hers, At last I got the space and it was behind her I was grateful for that space cos at least my dick will be caressed by her soft yansh as we danced, then jus as I planned her yansh was colliding wth my dick and my dick start started gettn warm, and then I kewn that it was beginning to harden, then one of lil kesh's song entered and there was a long rubbing between her yansh and my dick and b4 I knew wat my dick lost control even before me and I guess it was chooking the gal and she asked me to adjust my fone but I knew it was not phone and when we continued dancing the thing kept chookn her and she changed and pushed me frm her. But I enjoyed my sef |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Nobody: 10:05pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
How could someone put together over two hundred words without making single sense? What a world 17 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by cybersnoop(m): 10:08pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
1.For crying out loud.. ..Who cares!! 2.Pls what is the moral lesson? 3.Juzt that and u enjoyed yaself,try having sex at least once in a week maybe it would ease ya konji 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(m): 10:08pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d:yea,u're right wat a world? 1 Like |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(m): 10:09pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
cybersnoop:okay sir! |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Nobody: 10:11pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
jonaifame22:wicked world 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by UrWorstNitemare: 10:13pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
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Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(m): 10:15pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d:buh it's full of fvck that's wat I like abt it. Buh seriously I enjoyed my sef today after workn much hours under the AC, I needed a female body to atleast warm me up a bit |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(m): 10:16pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
UrWorstNitemare:hahahaha, I jus dropped it as e dey my mind. |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Nobody: 10:17pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
jonaifame22:you do. Yes, you really do need a female body. It's going to help heal the world and make it a better place. Pls do get yourself one 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by ClassCaptain(m): 10:18pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
This guy gives me joy 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(m): 10:21pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d:u shld get ur self one too, or are you zipping up |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(m): 10:22pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
ClassCaptain:my nigger! |
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Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Nobody: 10:30pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
Hhaha, very funny ... Hope say u never pour ontop ya boxers |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(m): 10:50pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
jerrythafinisher:i'm not sure |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Nobody: 10:59pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
Dump thread |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Nobody: 11:15pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
WTF did I gain from this |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Nobody: 11:32pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d:D guy been go school, but him loss him Biro 1 Like |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by luminouz(m): 11:46pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d:U cracked me d fvck up! |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Nobody: 12:27am On Oct 10, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d:Me I enjoyed the gist. |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Nobody: 6:00am On Oct 10, 2016 |
Love Machine:I'm not surprised 1 Like |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(m): 11:28am On Oct 10, 2016 |
Love Machine:did you? |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by tee59(f): 2:06pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
And d moral lesson of dis writeup is? Whn wil u grow up op? Ur sense of reasoning is detoriating everyday. Evn in dis economy recession, u stil lack common sense. What a pity!! |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Yeligray(m): 3:12pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d:my brother i wonder oh...wat type life. |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(m): 4:29pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
tee59:yea u're right, wat a pity |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(m): 7:22pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
Yeligray:u're still wondering |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Yeligray(m): 7:36pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
jonaifame22:nope gat matters arising. |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Yeligray(m): 7:36pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
jonaifame22:nope gat matters arising. |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(m): 9:29pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
Yeligray:I see, okay sort it out |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by Edulity222(m): 9:54pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d: Lmao. 1 Like |
Re: She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her by jonaifame22(m): 8:19am On Oct 11, 2016 |
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