Okay Romancelanders

had to create a new account for this.

Thanks to romance land for lotta tips, i've learnt a lotta theory from here, it's time to practicalize all what i've learnt...

Uhrm, so i've got a girl i've been crushing on and she said she'd be coming over next week,

we talk dirty most times and she told me she has had sex just like five times. She actually thinks I'm a bad boy not knowing I'm only bad in the 'theory'

She want's us to go down but i've kinda never penetrated, buh i've released on some occasions though

she would be my first sex mate actually, i need any important tips please.

RealestG:


pardon typos please


cc: obontami FTboy lezznjr et all

ps: bashing is highly welcome

Cutehector:
Lmao! I have a strong feeling nothing will happen when she comes over to see u.

RealestG:


lol. Buh i kinda believe in myself, cuz i've read stuff, i'm very good at talking dirty, most girls i've met never believed when i told them i'm a V

lezznjr:
Hahahahaha, so you're a virgin? Lolz. The chance you're going to disappoint her fück-wise is high! You can't escape that.

Start practising with a red light district hoe before she comes.

obontami:
holla at me via whatsapp codely :-

RealestG:

buh bruh. I don't want to fvck a hoe!..

I dunno if this changes anything but i'm young. Don't you think I should just hint her that I'm a V...

I wanted to just uhrm start from the smooching, and make sure she Cums that first time, through fingering + mouth action, then maybe we go Cowgirl with me using a condom to prolong my release

Cutehector:
oboy if u like put shitt insyd ur mouth be talking dirty, I said u won't do shii.. simple!

jedaii:
u av got a big task at hand tho
I remember when I first did it I tot I impressed her while I did nothing.. she gave me a second and third chance tho buh couldn't do a thing.. what u need is don't rush be gentle, don't get too anxious and excited when doing it don't allow the whole pleasure swallow u... be doing it and thinking of wat u ll eat later on who will win Chelsea vs Leicester and when arsenal will win league ..
good luck bro..

KissChris:


Bros, you're not a virgin

RealestG:


bruh hector, expect my mention next week!...

You just challenged me to make sure something happens

RealestG:
trust me, I am, this would be my first real Bleep.
I just happen to know a lot of things

Cutehector:
lwkmd.. I need proof, not some feeble tales.



I"ll bet 5k, Dat nothing will happen.. on my terms.. u send me proof.. deal?

KissChris:


You just think you're a virgin


The chief recognises His people

RealestG:

buh i've not been in a pussy before na

yine:
Haha brother... Can't say I feel ur pain cuz am a lady
First.. ..u gotta b truthful wen she comes around
➕ if she still wana go ahead. ...u gotta take tynz slow.. ..dnt let d excitement get d Betta part of you cuz u won't
last.
Understand dat it's not just ur pleasure Bt hers too


Get into a very comfortable zone Wia u get to ask and know Wat she really wants

KissChris:


In the dream nko?

yine:
Haha brother... Can't say I feel ur pain cuz am a lady
First.. ..u gotta b truthful wen she comes around
➕ if she still wana go ahead. ...u gotta take tynz slow.. ..dnt let d excitement get d Betta part of you cuz u won't
last.
Understand dat it's not just ur pleasure Bt hers too
Get into a very comfortable zone Wia u get to ask and know Wat she really wants

RealestG:

lol chris. This is not a joking sturvs

yine:
Haha brother... Can't say I feel ur pain cuz am a lady
First.. ..u gotta b truthful wen she comes around
➕ if she still wana go ahead. ...u gotta take tynz slow.. ..dnt let d excitement get d Betta part of you cuz u won't
last.
Understand dat it's not just ur pleasure Bt hers too
Get into a very comfortable zone Wia u get to ask and know Wat she really wants
She haven had sex doesn't mean she enjoyed those
Bt u first timer could hit d gold if u play it well
Remember that communication really matters in d act.. .xo dnt go assume u know it all.. ......
To make it better.. .time ur self as to last longer.

RealestG:

buh bruh. I don't want to fvck a hoe!..

I dunno if this changes anything but i'm young. Don't you think I should just hint her that I'm a V...

I wanted to just uhrm start from the smooching, and make sure she Cums that first time, through fingering + mouth action, then maybe we go Cowgirl with me using a condom to prolong my release

KissChris:




I'll stop