No time to beat around the bush so well lemme go straight to the point. I work in a hotel as a cleaner, though the nature of my job is a factotum and it entails that i lower the grasses, uproot weeds, remove dirts from the gutters, sweep the interlocking, mop the floor and et cetera.
I was outside of my work place this morning and this Ajebo girl endued with figure eight with an unbelievable Ukwu, she was around 20 years old.

she alighted from a keke and she was with a bag which clearly meant that she came back from the market.
I blocked her and chyked her, i strolled and escorted her to her compound and asked for friendship, she complied but she couldn't give me her number unless she sees me again and i asked how i'll get to see her again and she says she will pass through the same route again by 4pm today and i was so happy. I lied to her that i am actually working in the hotel but i am working as the senior receptionist and Front Desk officer.
By 3.30pm i went outside and waited for her and all of a sudden my nagging boss came outside and shouted at me and ordered me to get a matchet and lawn the grasses and while he was talking, Gbam my new girlfriend passed by and saw how my manager was shouting at me.
My manager uttered words like "you this lazy boy, if you don't improve your efforts in this company, i'll sack you and get a new cleaner"
oh my God when she heard those words, she walked faster and doubled her steps, i snubbed my manager and followed her slowly but my manager called me "hey come back here, go and dump the refuse bin, wash it thoroughly before you get back and remove the overgrown weeds from the gutter.
Gosh this girl felt so disappointed and disheartened.
My manager went back inside and i ran and approached her and begged her to overlook what happened cos i have a nagging boss.
She yelled at me and told me she is disappointed that i am a liar.
She bounced outta my sight and warned me to stay away from her.
I returned back to the manager's office straightaway and slammed him with two heavy slaps and walked out of the office.
I've gone home now and i'm thinking if he will give me a sack letter when i return back to work tomorow

Good for you.

If you love yourself, just stay at home

do u have to lie b4 u win her heart?

now u av lost cos of lust.
just go n b searching for a new Job. don't bother going back there if u don't want the d slaps to b returned in thousand folds.


next tym, b careful.
watever u see under skirts can destroy

She will promote you to a senior receptionist. Ewu tombia.

If You Like Yourself, let ur ghost not near dere talkles of return to dat office again. who is talking of sack here_ dats is if u don't wanna spend rest your youthful day in kirikiri.(as gay) it's my Advice for you, take it or leave it. DOSE WICKED BOSSES COULD BE EVIL!

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hahahaha.. ds is too funny..

u didnt ask us bfor slapping him nah... y r u askinh us if u'll go bk to work. ..
lolz jst go nd tell us wt happened.. we'll be waiting for ur update.
lolzzz

TreasuredLeidy:
do u have to lie b4 u win her heart?

now u av lost.

had it been you were in the girl's shoes and i told you i'm a cleaner in a hotel.
Wouldn't you have despised me?

StupidYorubaFool:
had it been you were in the girl's shoes and i told you i'm a cleaner in a hotel.
Wouldn't you have despised me?

No. not at all

TreasuredLeidy:

No. not at all

ok that's magnanimous of you. Now that you do. Can we talk via pm?

Xtracoool:
Save this your mb for jobberman and hotnigerianjobs. Thank me later.

do they have jobs for those with First School leaving Certificates (standard 6) cos that's my qualification

please what is the title of the movie

StupidYorubaFool:
ok that's magnanimous of you.
Now that you do. Can we talk via pm?

I checked ur Profile n saw ur post abh lying to a NL lady. dis post is abh lie too.
how m I sure ur not lying to me dat ur a cleaner now?
sorry, no pm. I don't do liars

TreasuredLeidy:
do u have to lie b4 u win her heart?

now u av lost cos of lust.
just go n b searching for a new Job. don't bother going back there if u don't want the d slaps to b returned in thousand folds.


next tym, b careful.
watever u see under skirts can destroy

wateva d guy said to d gal was his biz, bt seems d manager got interest in d same girl tho,

TreasuredLeidy:


I checked ur Profile n saw ur post abh lying to a NL lady. dis post is abh lie too.
how m I sure ur not lying to me dat ur a cleaner now?
sorry, no pm. I don't do liars

you know nairaland is a faceless forum. My real incognito is hidden.
I'll detail you with everything veracious about my life.
Pls lets talk via pm thanks.
Would have pm you but this my account aint my real mail.
Can you give me your mail address?

StupidYorubaFool:
you know nairaland is a faceless forum. My real incognito is hidden.
I'll detail you with everything veracious about my life.
Pls lets talk via pm thanks.
Would have pm you but this my account aint my real mail.
Can you give me your mail address?

u give me urs. would pm u

sextrovert:
I smell lies.

Abeg someone should help me with that big nose pics.

Lies or not, thread's damn hilarious... Havn't laughed so hard in a long time.

go bak there nd b ready to be beaten

Mumu, I hope you get sacked. It's your fault by the way. Did you have to lie to that girl

Congrats cos u finally got ursef a new job...




I remember once,when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car... When i got home,i explained 2 my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me.. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside our house was a car that we have not seen before.. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they came to cut our wire.. My dad beat the hell out of me again..

If I hear say you do am you get mind

TreasuredLeidy:

u give me urs. would pm u

. WhatsApp pls 08060423357. thanks.
anticipating.

lovelygurl:
Mumu, I hope you get sacked. It's your fault by the way. Did you have to lie to that girl

na that kind prayer you dey wish me for this recession period??

Kai you wicked gan

But u didn't go straight to the point, that was much!

Rubbish

dirtyslap:
Rubbish

your moniker says it all