lalasticlala:


This is so annoying...

I update this forum with wrestling news,(wwe, smackdown, raw) but not frontpaged. Why? Is it contary to the rules?

GOD BLESS NAIRALAND,I do love the Nairalanders but I have to admit my anger towards the "APC CREW,PDP CREW,AFONJA CREW,IPOB CREW"for making this site partly hate filled.Also can't stop my admiration for the VASELINE CREW,you guys are something else.And speaking of those minors that are quick to throw insults,"make una know say some people for here na una papa age mate oooo".Anyways,GOD bless us all.

I believe Lala favorite movie is Snake in monkey shadow OR Snake Island

Firstboi01:
Its really refreshing and relaxing, after a hard day's stress, to just login here and laugh away your sorrows. Aside the learning that takes place on nairaland, the drama here is enormous. The time I spend here is all worth it. I can't remember login out of nairaland without atleast a smile on my face. Thank you guys, everyone here, for always making nairaland fun. I see us as one big family.

thank u. n God bless u.

when someone derails a thread

lalasticlala:


"I saw mosquitoes in my house, should I kill it?", cc lalasticlala

" I want to sleep with my girlfriend, How do I start?", cc lalasticlala

" My toto de scratch me, Help Me please!!", cc lalasticlala


Lwkmh

that word is lewd and salacious! I thought it was censored. Pray for God to forgive you now, and modify the post.

You don't have to be a man pleaser by displeasing God, there are manifold ways of doing so. Even if it is a quote, a peccadillo is a peccadillo, irrespective of how and why it is committed.

Firstboi01:
3. A long post will be made, and somebody in the comment section will still quote the whole thing, making you pass through the agony of scrolling..

worst, after quoting, no meaningful contributions will be. real annoying!

lalasticlala:

"I saw mosquitoes in my house, should I kill it?", cc lalasticlala
" I want to sleep with my girlfriend, How do I start?", cc lalasticlala
" My toto de scratch me, Help Me please!!", cc lalasticlala

Lwkmh

you just murdered this thread

So true!

blueto:
that word is lewd and salacious! I thought it was censored. Pray for God to forgive you now, and modify the post.

You don't have to be a man pleaser by displeasing God, there are manifold ways of doing so. Even if it is a quote, a peccadillo is a peccadillo, irrespective of how and why it is committed.

flee

lalasticlala:


"I saw mosquitoes in my house, should I kill it?", cc lalasticlala

" I want to sleep with my girlfriend, How do I start?", cc lalasticlala

" My toto de scratch me, Help Me please!!", cc lalasticlala


Lwkmh

Lol

I can really relate to number 14…sometimes I just look at the topic, open the thread, if the post is too long, I travel down to comments.

carmag:


how do you mean

I mean if lalasticlala is real human beign or a robot because since I know Nairaland people always mention that name so I wonder if the LALA is not getting tired of all this mentions,I was surprised to see a poster bearing LaLasticlala on this thread so I was wondering so he is human afterall??

CplusJason:
Lmfao, especially that dumb girl crushing on you. Berlyn

she dumb as fccck.

Who's this? Is the word toto in the dictionary or in the bible? Pls say what u know and stop playing God here. If u have nothing to say just read comments and passby. Werey

blueto:
that word is lewd and salacious! I thought it was censored. Pray for God to forgive you now, and modify the post.

You don't have to be a man pleaser by displeasing God, there are manifold ways of doing so. Even if it is a quote, a peccadillo is a peccadillo, irrespective of how and why it is committed.

lalasticlala:

"I saw mosquitoes in my house, should I kill it?", cc lalasticlala
" I want to sleep with my girlfriend, How do I start?", cc lalasticlala
" My toto de scratch me, Help Me please!!", cc lalasticlala

Lwkmh

lalasticlala:

"I saw mosquitoes in my house, should I kill it?", cc lalasticlala
" I want to sleep with my girlfriend, How do I start?", cc lalasticlala
" My toto de scratch me, Help Me please!!", cc lalasticlala

Lwkmh

If I fvck will I cum?

lalasticlala:


"I saw mosquitoes in my house, should I kill it?", cc lalasticlala

" I want to sleep with my girlfriend, How do I start?", cc lalasticlala

" My toto de scratch me, Help Me please!!", cc lalasticlala


Lwkmh

Egbon eti gban gan, even in your dreams you will be hearing your name..


Lalasticlala I dey go church...

braimeddy:
Who's this? Is the word toto in the dictionary or in the bible? Pls say what u know and stop playing God here. If u have nothing to say just read comments and passby. Werey

no mind the mumu.

Firstboi01:
1. You'll have noticed that Lalasticlala is undoubtedly the most popular Nairaland personality... Being a super mod, everything virtually rests on this guy's shoulder. He had also from time to time bore the brunt of all jokes over here... But then, ashually, some are true anyway. He loves snakes, I know that for sure. Lala.. I see you bro

who be this lalasticlala, I never read any of is original post, but Seun I don c

Good observation bro. Everything na true u talk. Zombies and wilers are 1Big family here on Nairaland. Lovebdy jare

lalasticlala:


"I saw mosquitoes in my house, should I kill it?", cc lalasticlala

" I want to sleep with my girlfriend, How do I start?", cc lalasticlala

" My toto de scratch me, Help Me please!!", cc lalasticlala


Lwkmh

Ewooo... This kain thing can pain, chei you don suffer, kpele sir...

But today is Sunday, should I go to church?
Cc :...........

and lastly.....Things you can relate to

Firstboi01:
12. OP when the post finally hits front page.

na so o. that was how I felt when my post hit FP for the first time.....I was so happy likeee person wey win surebet

Firstboi01:
6. Those annoying OPs who will make a post with 1 sentence and then refer us to their own personal blogs to view the complete thread... Please why can't you just paste the whole thing here to ease our reading? I doubt if they're even actually after sharing the information. Their own is just to drive traffic to their blogs. Please, if you're one of them, biko, I have had enough o. You cannor come and finish my mb for me.

LOL

Firstboi01:
7. Somewhere, all the time there are those groups of people always on the lookout for new (potential Front page) posts like...

how they manage dey do am sef, #SMH

blueto:
that word is lewd and salacious! I thought it was censored. Pray for God to forgive you now, and modify the post.

You don't have to be a man pleaser by displeasing God, there are manifold ways of doing so. Even if it is a quote, a peccadillo is a peccadillo, irrespective of how and why it is committed.

Habaaaa!!!! Too serious.

I call it Humourland. So addictive.
All in one package, educative.





cc : lalasticlala, I raise a motion that you upload your pictures for all to see.


NCAN Worldwide.

lalasticlala:


"I saw mosquitoes in my house, should I kill it?", cc lalasticlala

" I want to sleep with my girlfriend, How do I start?", cc lalasticlala

" My toto de scratch me, Help Me please!!", cc lalasticlala


Lwkmh

Baba I swear u no serious at all

lalasticlala:


This is so annoying...

Lalasticlala, Seun
Isn't it possible to write a script to avoid this quoting of long posts?
Something like making reference to time and date of post instead of the whole posts, except those quoting edits a single word or sentence and it's probably 10lines short.

Dude, you actually exist! I'd have sworn that you're some computer program.

lalasticlala:


This is so annoying...