1. So you got home after a long, hard day of working for your daily bread.
This life is not easy o

2. And your brothers are looking at you like “Egbon you are welcome!”

3. You think they want money, and want to quickly run away before they can ask you.
No money for anybody.

Let me quickly secure this land before NL HERDSMEN invades it.




Op, you're doing a nice job. Ride on bro!

4. All of a sudden one of them says “sorry” and drops something on the table.
You are like "Which kind of problem is this?

5. It’s a wedding invite from your ex

6. She is getting married to that her blockhead of a boyfriend.
What rubbish!!!

Delicious22:
Let me quickly secure this land before NL HERDSMEN invades it.




Op, you're doing a nice job. Ride on bro!

baba abeg gimme half plot of land make i run build small hut b4 dem herdmens arrive with their malluu...hehehe

7. Okay oh! No problem! We will see ourselves!

8. The morning of the wedding you scrub your body 11 times. So you can shine brighter than her new husband’s destiny.

9. Then you wear the nicest native you have in your wardrobe because you cannot carry last. Before they say you came looking wretched.

10. And carry your finest female friend so people can think you sef will soon marry. Yes oh!

EHMIR:
baba abeg gimme half plot of land make i run build small hut b4 dem herdmens arrive with their malluu...hehehe

Okay bro, but wait make i measure am.

11. When it’s time to dance, you give them your best moves. As per Michael Jackson junior!

topeontop:
8. The morning of the wedding you scrub your body 11 times. So you can shine brighter than her new husband’s destiny.

Lol, dis one is so funny bro.

Buhari Sef

12. You even buy a very big wedding present, so everyone can see you are a very good person. Kindest fellow.

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13. You don’t leave early oh! No, you must stay.

14. And throughout you must smile like “I’m so so so so so happy”

15. When you are about to leave you must greet her whole family. “I was almost one of you but your daughter does not have good taste!”

16. Then pictures of you attending wedding all over social media. So everyone knows that even one bad belle, you don’t have.

guy abeg cum finish this ting,lwkmd

Funny OP

nice one OP

Lmao

topeontop:
8. The morning of the wedding you scrub your body 11 times. So you can shine brighter than her new husband’s destiny.

topeontop:
15. When you are about to leave you must greet her whole family. “I was almost one of you but your daughter does not have good taste!”

hahaha

topeontop:
14. And throughout you must smile like “I’m so so so so so happy”

I always burst into laughter whenever I see this guy's pics

hahahahahahah.. hilarious

Presh900:
no. I won't laff yet

Nice one OP.
The quoted guy won't laugh because his signature reads: he is not always serious!